I didn't, I was lifted out through a cesarean against my will, after the best 10 months of my life.

It helps that she did most of the work.

Omg girl same

And thus shares the blame

The Thick Of It. It's a treasure trove of creative insults.

I haven't seen The Thick Of It but I did see the movie. I've been meaning to watch the show for ages. I didn't know what this was from, that really makes sense on the punch Armando style though. That movie had some bangers so I'd imagine the show does too. I've got so many quotes from that movie permanently fucking seared into my memory, like all from Malcom.

Malcom: Let me tell you what's going on where you are sweetheart. A certain veingar-faced manipulative cuntbag is about to discover she's out of a fucking job. Fucking hung up, haven't you? You fucking hoity-toity, fuckin-

American: Hey. Buddy. Enough with the curse words, alright?

Malcom: KISS MY SWEATY BALLS, YOU FAT FUCK

Malcom: Hey. Fetusboy. Lesson one. I tell you to fuck off, what do you do?

Fetusboy: F-off?

Malcom: You'll go far. Now fuck off.

Climbing the mountain of conflict? You sound like a fucking nazi Julie Andrews!

I will marshal all the forces of darkness to hound you into an assisted suicide

Fuckity Bye

You know, if I could, I would fucking punch you into paralysis.