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oleorun
lemmy.fan
oleorun@lemmy.fanJoined: 2025-06-24 |
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Vinylraupe
lemmy.zip
Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-12-07 |
Wouldnt tasering him be fatal? |
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HootinNHollerin
lemmy.dbzer0.com
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-12-08 |
In china |
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Tylerdurdon
lemmy.world
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-16 |
If it resists, will they throw it to the ground and keep smashing it with a baton until they can get the arms into handcuffs? |
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ThePantser
sh.itjust.works
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-02-19 |
Wouldnt tasering him be fatal?
Probably just juice him into an unstoppable killing rage. |
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Vinylraupe
lemmy.zip
Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-12-07 |
Probably just juice him into an unstoppable killing rage.
I guess since Robots feel no pain the police has no joy in using violence anyways 😔 |
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Vinylraupe
lemmy.zip
Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-12-07 |
If it resists, will they throw it to the ground and keep smashing it with a baton until they can get the arms into handcuffs?
No because Robots cant pay fines. |
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Protoknuckles
lemmy.world
Protoknuckles@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-17 |
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| protist Member Joined: 2026-03-10 |
If I discovered a robot standing silently behind me on the street, I would also have a lil' freakout |
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yermaw
sh.itjust.works
yermaw@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-07-10 |
Towin Mak, a representative from the educator center that owned the robot, explained to TDM that the incident happened as the robot was leaving the area. The woman stopped in the middle of the walkway to check her phone, and because the robot couldn’t get around, it simply waited behind her, he claimed. That’s when she noticed the robot with its lights on, startling her, given the late hour. If...
If you get a chance, play Robo Recall on VR. Scared thr shit out of me. |
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MrSelfDestruct
piefed.social
RaoulDuke85@piefed.socialJoined: 2025-10-24 |
If it resists, will they throw it to the ground and keep smashing it with a baton until they can get the arms into handcuffs?
Only if it's brown. |
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its_kim_love
lemmy.blahaj.zone
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2025-10-14 |
If you get a chance, play Robo Recall on VR. Scared thr shit out of me.
A truly formative VR experience. |
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sp3ctr4l
lemmy.dbzer0.com
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2025-04-10 |
If it resists, will they throw it to the ground and keep smashing it with a baton until they can get the arms into handcuffs?
No, because it's the property of a business. |
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hodgepodgin
lemmy.zip
hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-14 |
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pawb.social
Kolanaki@pawb.socialJoined: 2024-10-06 |
I would definitely be talking about the safety of these humanoid robots operating in public spaces. Like, I'm not worried it's gonna turn evil and be like "KILL. ALL. HUMANS!" but like, the ones I've seen are pretty fucking janky and could potentially bug out and start flailing around and hurt someone unintentionally. |
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October
lemmy.world
edgemaster72@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-16 |
What is the charge, eating a meal? A succulent human meal? |
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Bonesince1997
lemmy.world
Bonesince1997@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-12 |
Towin Mak, a representative from the educator center that owned the robot, explained to TDM that the incident happened as the robot was leaving the area. The woman stopped in the middle of the walkway to check her phone, and because the robot couldn’t get around, it simply waited behind her, he claimed. That’s when she noticed the robot with its lights on, startling her, given the late hour. If...
Sounds like it's a glorified Marty from the grocery store. Just grumble and go around it. Also, pay attention. |
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FaceDeer
fedia.io
FaceDeer@fedia.ioJoined: 2024-03-03 |
Towin Mak, a representative from the educator center that owned the robot, explained to TDM that the incident happened as the robot was leaving the area. The woman stopped in the middle of the walkway to check her phone, and because the robot couldn’t get around, it simply waited behind her, he claimed. That’s when she noticed the robot with its lights on, startling her, given the late hour. If...
My freakout would be "oh, this is so cool!" |
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stoly
lemmy.world
stoly@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-01-04 |
So who called the police? Also the supposed freaked out last stayed around to yell and rant at the robot. Id you’re really scared you’d leave. |
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idiomaddict
lemmy.world
idiomaddict@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-16 |
So who called the police? Also the supposed freaked out last stayed around to yell and rant at the robot. Id you’re really scared you’d leave.
Fight and flight are both valid and common fear responses. |
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MonkderVierte
lemmy.zip
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-05-30 |
I guess since Robots feel no pain the police has no joy in using violence anyways 😔
There's countries with well-trained police. |
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BarneyPiccolo
lemmy.today
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-30 |
I guess since Robots feel no pain the police has no joy in using violence anyways 😔
They'll just keep beating them anyway, and complain about how it isn't satisfying any more, and they need more purpose in their life. |
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nutbutter
discuss.tchncs.de
nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-07-11 |
There's countries with well-trained police.
Where? Which is the lucky country? |
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| protist Member Joined: 2026-03-10 |
Sounds like it's a glorified Marty from the grocery store. Just grumble and go around it. Also, pay attention.
Why would you go around it when it's behind you? 🤔 |
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Bonesince1997
lemmy.world
Bonesince1997@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-12 |
Why would you go around it when it's behind you? 🤔
After you notice it. She did eventually notice it. But I'm speaking generally about these things malfunctioning or even doing what they're supposed to do and wait for you, the obstruction. Maybe this situation isn't exactly like the grocery store robot. |
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zarkanian
sh.itjust.works
zarkanian@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2024-01-11 |
There's countries with well-trained police.
You don't get training at work to not be a sadist. That's a mental health issue. |
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MonkderVierte
lemmy.zip
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-05-30 |
You don't get training at work to not be a sadist. That's a mental health issue.
If the environment is shit, you attract the shitheads the other shit environment raised (and also makes your environment shit). That's a negative cycle. |
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DragonTypeWyvern
midwest.social
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social Joined: 2024-05-23 |
My freakout would be "oh, this is so cool!"
This dude is dying in the opening scene of the robot uprising 100% |
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lurch (he/him)
sh.itjust.works
lurch@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-10-04 |
Wouldnt tasering him be fatal?
only if it hits two components wired to an important circuit. otherwise it would just short circuit the taser, interfere with a dispensable component or do nothing, if it hits insulating parts. |
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Archer
lemmy.world
Archer@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-12 |
Only if it's brown.
That’s why they paint them white |
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