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Chocolate 'Boner' Syrup Recalled for Actually Containing Viagra Ingredient
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slothrop lemmy.ca slothrop@lemmy.ca
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Tar_Alcaran sh.itjust.works Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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Oh, it's actually the active ingredient. That's kinda bad.

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tacosanonymous mander.xyz tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
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Oh, it's actually the active ingredient. That's kinda bad.

They’d be really lucky not to have killed anyone.

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Ulvain sh.itjust.works Ulvain@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-19
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Better than their other flavors, diarrhea vanilla, found to have real exlax...

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Mr Poletski feddit.uk MrPoletki@feddit.uk
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They’d be really lucky not to have killed anyone.

death by schloo schloo

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Hacksaw lemmy.ca Hacksaw@lemmy.ca
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I support undermining the pharmaceutical industry with a line of gas station flavored bear-based beverages.

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tacosanonymous mander.xyz tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
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death by schloo schloo

What?

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nutsack lemmy.dbzer0.com nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-03-20
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why does Viagra have to be a controlled substance? what's the big deal

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DragonTypeWyvern midwest.social DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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why does Viagra have to be a controlled substance? what's the big deal

Heart attacks and catastrophic blood pressure loss. Anything that fucks with blood pressure, and that's what an erection is, can kill you pretty easily if you don't know what you're doing.

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nutsack lemmy.dbzer0.com nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Heart attacks and catastrophic blood pressure loss. Anything that fucks with blood pressure, and that's what an erection is, can kill you pretty easily if you don't know what you're doing.

what if they just put pictures of dead people having a heart attacks on the package

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CascadianGiraffe lemmy.world CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-02
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what if they just put pictures of dead people having a heart attacks on the package

this kills the erection

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finallymadeanaccount lemmy.world finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-31
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what if they just put pictures of dead people having a heart attacks on the package

Dead people don't have heart attacks.

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DragonTypeWyvern midwest.social DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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what if they just put pictures of dead people having a heart attacks on the package

I'm personally fine with it, but I'm also on the side of legalizing everything.

That's a lot of the problem with them selling it as a chocolate after all, it pretends you're not dealing with serious medication and not thinking in terms of poisoning and multiplier effects. People simply don't think about these things without warnings.

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GreenKnight23 lemmy.world GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-09-21
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why does Viagra have to be a controlled substance? what's the big deal

it's actually a heart medication and can kill you if taken improperly.

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nutsack lemmy.dbzer0.com nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-03-20
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Dead people don't have heart attacks.

then how did they die?

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finallymadeanaccount lemmy.world finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-31
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then how did they die?

Heart attack while they were alive.

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JillyB beehaw.org JillyB@beehaw.org
Joined: 2023-06-05
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I support undermining the pharmaceutical industry with a line of gas station flavored bear-based beverages.

Gas-station flavored? So like, roller hot dog?

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Hacksaw lemmy.ca Hacksaw@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-27
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Gas-station flavored? So like, roller hot dog?

That made me chuckle audibly

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nutsack lemmy.dbzer0.com nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Heart attack while they were alive.

how does that help

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finallymadeanaccount lemmy.world finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-31
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how does that help

It doesn't. They died.

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HubertManne piefed.social HubertManne@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-03-13
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I'm personally fine with it, but I'm also on the side of legalizing everything. That's a lot of the problem with them selling it as a chocolate after all, it pretends you're not dealing with serious medication and not thinking in terms of poisoning and multiplier effects. People simply don't think about these things without warnings.

one thing about the us is if healthcare is not a right and provided publically then they should at least put no restrictions on drugs of any kind. People should be able to self medicate if we are not providing doctors to decide on medication.

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