I like how this also implies those people's kids all end up in hell...

Sorry, original sin means if you die before you’re old enough to understand religion you go straight to hell. I don’t make the rules.

(Neither do Christians, but they think they do.)

Those kids have been through enough. No need to sentence them to an eternity with the clergy.

Imagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.

Kinky

Of course he is. Throughout history, far more children died than survived. And as there was no Christianity for most of human history, those are obviously all in hell.

Damn. Look at that tag, @s8n! So cool your soul never stood a chance!

Gonna abort my kids to make sure they get measles IN HELLLLL 👎👎👎

i thought that meant limbo contests

that was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything

i think one of the defining characteristics of their magic underwear is that it doesn't fit

oh gods she wasn't from upwind by the plant was she

Unbaptized babies go to limbo.

Unvaccinated ones go straight to hell.

Everyone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.

That depends. Are they business socks, and is it business time?

Wha was the intimacy like, if applicable? Sorry, I cannot help my curiosity.

Hail @s8n!

exactly what I was expecting

Why else would kids be called little hellions if they don't go to hell?