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cm0002
no.lastname.nz
cm0002@no.lastname.nz Joined: 2025-11-13 |
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Whitebrow
lemmy.world
Whitebrow@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-07 |
Place your bets how long before this is moved into the nottheonion sub |
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TacoButtPlug
sh.itjust.works
TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-07-02 |
truth |
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pistcow
lemmy.world
Pistcow@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-30 |
Place your bets how long before this is moved into the nottheonion sub
X-fingers |
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null
lemmy.org
null@lemmy.org Joined: 2026-02-21 |
Nice. |
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nkat2112
sh.itjust.works
nkat2112@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-13 |
Beautiful and appropriate. |
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anticurrent
sh.itjust.works
anticurrent@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-02-16 |
AI has already torched my creative side project I have spent hundreds of hours on to hopefully one day it replaces my miserable income. now that AI has been able to generate acceptable videos by the public. my revenue went down by 80%. and people are expecting lower prices in times of inflation People think there are wins to come, how I see it is that we have already lost the fight. |
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grue
lemmy.world
grue@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
🙁 Booooo for satire getting my hopes up! |
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grue
lemmy.world
grue@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
Place your bets how long before this is moved into the nottheonion sub
It shouldn't ever be, because The Beaverton is basically the Canadian Onion. |
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WanderingThoughts
europe.pub
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub Joined: 2025-03-31 |
🙁 Booooo for satire getting my hopes up!
Only satire for now |
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TheObviousSolution
lemmy.ca
TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-06-25 |
That's why they are driving countries into fascism., there will be plenty of police state jobs. |
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Emi
ani.social
Emi@ani.social Joined: 2023-08-24 |
That's why they are driving countries into fascism., there will be plenty of police state jobs.
"I don’t know about you, but I’m ready to join civil protection just to get a decent meal." |
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lastweakness
lemmy.world
lastweakness@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-29 |
Only satire for now
There are jobs popping up around me here in India where the "job" is to be a software engineer whose responsibility is to review AI-generated code as training data. It pays more than my job... |
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Zier
fedia.io
Zier@fedia.ioJoined: 2023-06-17 |
Just the houses? |
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backalleycoyote
lemmy.today
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-03-01 |
That's why they are driving countries into fascism., there will be plenty of police state jobs.
Eventually they won’t even need them. Your smart fridge reported you discussing seditious conspiracy and your smart washer has noted you own a black hoodie, aka terrorist attire. Your smart vehicle has been remotely disabled, and an Amazon delivery drone has been rerouted to terminate you after its final delivery. Don’t bother trying to turn off the tracking device in your pocket, it still pings even when powered down and between Ring and Flock we can see you at all times anyway. |
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Corkyskog
sh.itjust.works
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-12 |
Just the houses? Don't forget the yachts, planes, cars.
What if we all plan the end of the world next April 1st. We will all pretend to start race and religious riots until all the billionaires get nervous and go into their bunkers. Then we strip off our costumes and masks and start mixing concrete to pour over the bunker doors and air intake. |
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msage
programming.dev
msage@programming.dev Joined: 2023-06-12 |
AI has already torched my creative side project I have spent hundreds of hours on to hopefully one day it replaces my miserable income. now that AI has been able to generate acceptable videos by the public. my revenue went down by 80%. and people are expecting lower prices in times of inflation People think there are wins to come, how I see it is that we have already lost the fight.
Please point me to those people expecting wins. They must be very misinformed or super stupid. |
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WanderingThoughts
europe.pub
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub Joined: 2025-03-31 |
There are jobs popping up around me here in India where the "job" is to be a software engineer whose responsibility is to review AI-generated code as training data. It pays more than my job...
The burn-out rate is high for being an AI error catcher so I guess they need to offer a high wage. |
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fibojoly
sh.itjust.works
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-15 |
I'm constantly surprised and disappointed this hasn't happened. |
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Tonava
sopuli.xyz
Tonava@sopuli.xyzJoined: 2025-05-18 |
Eventually they won’t even need them. Your smart fridge reported you discussing seditious conspiracy and your smart washer has noted you own a black hoodie, aka terrorist attire. Your smart vehicle has been remotely disabled, and an Amazon delivery drone has been rerouted to terminate you after its final delivery. Don’t bother trying to turn off the tracking device in your pocket, it still ping...
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Lemminary
lemmy.world
Lemminary@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-13 |
AI has already torched my creative side project I have spent hundreds of hours on to hopefully one day it replaces my miserable income. now that AI has been able to generate acceptable videos by the public. my revenue went down by 80%. and people are expecting lower prices in times of inflation People think there are wins to come, how I see it is that we have already lost the fight.
What was your creative side project about? |
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iuminou
lemmy.dbzer0.com
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2025-09-12 |
I misread "AI-fuelled productivity" as "AI-fucked productivity" |
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BigDanishGuy
sh.itjust.works
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-07-03 |
I'm constantly surprised and disappointed this hasn't happened. In France, we take to the streets for the smallest issue (or so they say), and the world mocks us. Meanwhile the gun crazy crowd in the US only ever uses their god given arms to gun down their neighbours and schoolmates. Great job!
I like to show my students the clip of French firefighters protesting and how they're making police pull back. There's a lesson in there about teamwork and being prepared.
We don't mock you guys for that. There's plenty other things to use for mocking the French. We're secretly in awe of the liberal application of the guillotine in a class struggle. |
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yermaw
sh.itjust.works
yermaw@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-07-10 |
I'm constantly surprised and disappointed this hasn't happened. In France, we take to the streets for the smallest issue (or so they say), and the world mocks us. Meanwhile the gun crazy crowd in the US only ever uses their god given arms to gun down their neighbours and schoolmates. Great job!
The world mocks you only as standard preset punchlines. Its more upholding tradition than actually funny or real. For rioting over small shit, I assure you you have our utmost respect. |
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TheObviousSolution
lemmy.ca
TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-06-25 |
Eventually they won’t even need them. Your smart fridge reported you discussing seditious conspiracy and your smart washer has noted you own a black hoodie, aka terrorist attire. Your smart vehicle has been remotely disabled, and an Amazon delivery drone has been rerouted to terminate you after its final delivery. Don’t bother trying to turn off the tracking device in your pocket, it still ping...
There still need to be people to go in and arrest them, and meat is cheaper than motors and hydraulics using resources that would otherwise remain unexploited. |
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backalleycoyote
lemmy.today
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-03-01 |
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I get the impression we’re in the final stages of “money” as we’ve known it and heading to some sort of digital feudalism where most people don’t own much of anything and rent, lease, or pay a subscription to access everything else. You don’t need to buy a smart fridge that analyzes your behavior because it was supplied by your landlord. Can’t tamper with it, can’t replace it, and older models are no longer supported. Can’t repair the 40yo car you own because it’s no longer considered “safe”, plus they quit making replacement parts so you have to get a new one. I would not at all be surprised to watch them shift to an all digital money market where your rent, bills, and subscriptions are withheld and distributed as a convenience and when you go shopping the retailer adjusts the price based on your ability and willingness to pay more. You might make 10% more than your coworker but WalMart knows that and gouges you for every last cent of discretionary income they can pull. Can’t shop anywhere else, it’s all the same because the same people own everything. Jobs will exist, the illusion of “work hard/climb the ladder” will be abandoned and the tasks it’s cheaper/more efficient to use human labor in will be your career options. If you cannot find a mate one will be assigned to you and the expenses of your children (obligated to provide) will be deducted from your wages, after taxes of course. Dystopian and dark, probably a bit of a stretch, but I do think there’s an effort to make private property and capitalism as we’ve known it a thing of the past. Not in a socialist, collectivist way, but to get to some perpetual indentured servitude. What to do about it? Sink the ship. Yeah, we’re on it; so are they. Some of us won’t survive, there’s no guarantee we’ll win, but we’re constantly patching up a 250yo vessel that has some parts worth saving but is mostly rotten. We sleep in the bilge while they enjoy the cabin. Scuttle it and start again. I get why people still aren’t ready to do that, but I guess we’ll see what they think of our prospects when elections start getting cancelled, suppressed, or ignored. |
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backalleycoyote
lemmy.today
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-03-01 |
There still need to be people to go in and arrest them, and meat is cheaper than motors and hydraulics using resources that would otherwise remain unexploited.
Police can rid themselves of the loathsome term “peace officer” and revert to their preferred name, “slave catcher”. The violent beatings of minorities and dissidents will continue because anonymously exploding them by remote isn’t as rewarding to the ruling class as watching them suffer. |
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AlexLost
lemmy.world
AlexLost@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-07-02 |
Police can rid themselves of the loathsome term “peace officer” and revert to their preferred name, “slave catcher”. The violent beatings of minorities and dissidents will continue because anonymously exploding them by remote isn’t as rewarding to the ruling class as watching them suffer.
They aren't peace officers, they are police officers. That means no peace outside of the exclusion zones( read: Rich enclaves) |
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backalleycoyote
lemmy.today
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-03-01 |
They aren't peace officers, they are police officers. That means no peace outside of the exclusion zones( read: Rich enclaves)
“To serve and protect… ourselves and our masters from being held accountable by the the masses.” |
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Sunsofold
lemmings.world
Sunsofold@lemmings.world Joined: 2025-01-08 |
It's a joke but that's sort of what happened in the US during the CoViD lockdowns. People weren't at work so they had free time to care about unions, racist policing, civil liberties, etc. Even if AI really could take over huge swathes of the work, there's a fair likelihood of the people who lost their jobs turning data centers into war zones and then autonomous zones. |
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Tonava
sopuli.xyz
Tonava@sopuli.xyzJoined: 2025-05-18 |
I get the impression we’re in the final stages of “money” as we’ve known it and heading to some sort of digital feudalism where most people don’t own much of anything and rent, lease, or pay a subscription to access everything else. You don’t need to buy a smart fridge that analyzes your behavior because it was supplied by your landlord. Can’t tamper with it, can’t replace it, and older models ...
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Gammelfisch
lemmy.world
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-09-05 |
These are non-violent Canadians, with exception to playing hockey. The French are the best example to follow when you disagree with the government or corporations. |
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chunes
lemmy.world
chunes@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-04-08 |
I'm constantly surprised and disappointed this hasn't happened. In France, we take to the streets for the smallest issue (or so they say), and the world mocks us. Meanwhile the gun crazy crowd in the US only ever uses their god given arms to gun down their neighbours and schoolmates. Great job!
Pretty sure you wouldn't use firearms against your government if you had them either. |
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W98BSoD
lemmy.dbzer0.com
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-01-30 |
I like to show my students the clip of French firefighters protesting and how they're making police pull back. There's a lesson in there about teamwork and being prepared. In France, we take to the streets for the smallest issue (or so they say), and the world mocks us. We don't mock you guys for that. There's plenty other things to use for mocking the French. We're secretly in awe of the liber...
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jaykrown
lemmy.world
jaykrown@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-11-20 |
This may be a joke now, but it's actually what's going to happen. |
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backalleycoyote
lemmy.today
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-03-01 |
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Pure speculation- they’ll let it happen. Boomers are on their way out and the price being paid by the next generation for their greed is that insurance companies, funeral homes, creditors, and their own hubris won’t pass along the wealth they inherited from their parents. Many have held positions of power (public and private) at the expense of allowing other members of society to progress into (except in cases of nepotism and cronyism). With them phasing out and the decline in birth rates among Mils and Zs, it might not be as much of a crunch. Toss in a few endless wars and you can clear out some more to the meat grinder, build new private prisons to house “illegal immigrants” and once you’ve made a dent in that you can keep them stocked with the folks you can’t deport as easily. Maybe they’ll get lucky and mass resistance will break out at home and they can gun down some more. At best you’ll get the one or two who snap and are eliminated even if the fire doesn’t spread. The rest will either submit, accept poverty, eke out a living, die young because they’re malnourished and have no access to healthcare, they’ll starve, or suicide. Even under the current system where many live paycheck to paycheck, impoverished Americans don’t live in the kind of poverty that many in other places do. There’s places where people live and die in garbage dumps. I don’t think there’s much concern for the people of this country, how they live, how they die, so long as there’s enough infrastructure to keep the standard of living the elite enjoy up to par and they don’t have to see the poverty from their penthouse. |
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Bubbaonthebeach
lemmy.ca
Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-02-15 |
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Steal what they need? |
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lastweakness
lemmy.world
lastweakness@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-29 |
The burn-out rate is high for being an AI error catcher so I guess they need to offer a high wage.
True but it really makes me want to set aside my morals when it pays 8 times what I make right now... Would make life a lot easier |
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Tollana1234567
lemmy.today
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-04 |
this was always part result for making people suddenly unemployed intentionally in large numbers. the oligarchs kept the "lowly plebs" in thier place by giving them enough(high income, shiny stuff) and culture war propaganda (includes copaganda/military propaganda media) to not to foment an uprising. |
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MousePotatoDoesStuff
lemmy.world
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-03-09 |
It shouldn't ever be, because The Beaverton is basically the Canadian Onion.
I think they mean "how long until there's an actual news report like this" |
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ZILtoid1991
lemmy.world
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-03-16 |
AI job losses are massively overrepresented, much of it actually happened due to previous overhiring, those who tried to go full AI immediately got burned on it. |
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toad
sh.itjust.works
toad@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-01-10 |
I'm constantly surprised and disappointed this hasn't happened. In France, we take to the streets for the smallest issue (or so they say), and the world mocks us. Meanwhile the gun crazy crowd in the US only ever uses their god given arms to gun down their neighbours and schoolmates. Great job!
the problem with france is that the nazis have all the guns |
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toad
sh.itjust.works
toad@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2026-01-10 |
Pretty sure you wouldn't use firearms against your government if you had them either.
Not alone. You can only do it if your neighbors have your back |
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cub Gucci
lemmy.today
vivalapivo@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-15 |
I'm constantly surprised and disappointed this hasn't happened. In France, we take to the streets for the smallest issue (or so they say), and the world mocks us. Meanwhile the gun crazy crowd in the US only ever uses their god given arms to gun down their neighbours and schoolmates. Great job!
I don't. Go go frog eaters! |
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WhyJiffie
sh.itjust.works
WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-07-11 |
True but it really makes me want to set aside my morals when it pays 8 times what I make right now... Would make life a lot easier
would they notice if you would give false reviews? if its text form maybe you could generate lengthy reviews so that it eats more money, and makes it less likely someone throughly checks your work |
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lastweakness
lemmy.world
lastweakness@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-29 |
would they notice if you would give false reviews? if its text form maybe you could generate lengthy reviews so that it eats more money, and makes it less likely someone throughly checks your work
Huh... I wonder.. I'm not sure. I think I'll apply and see if I can pollute the well. |
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Danarchy
lemmy.nz
Danarchy@lemmy.nz Joined: 2025-12-07 |
That pitchfork is not the right kind for rabble style mobbery. You want the pitchfork with the round tines for some proper stabbins |
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Mulligrubs
lemmy.world
Mulligrubs@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-08-11 |
I'm constantly surprised and disappointed this hasn't happened. In France, we take to the streets for the smallest issue (or so they say), and the world mocks us. Meanwhile the gun crazy crowd in the US only ever uses their god given arms to gun down their neighbours and schoolmates. Great job!
France is much smaller; USA is more comparable to the entirety of the EU. Millions of people are protesting often, but the BBC isn't reporting about it on the front page. We have "national" protests every few months, millions of people around the country. There are big problems organizing here, USA is a surveillance state and if you are an organizing party (like let's say the Greens for one example), they are watching. The USA so far has been "too big to fail", but that won't last forever |
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Renorc
lemmy.world
Renorc@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-22 |
It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. |
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Formfiller
lemmy.world
Formfiller@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-03-12 |
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WhyJiffie
sh.itjust.works
WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-07-11 |
Huh... I wonder.. I'm not sure. I think I'll apply and see if I can pollute the well.
don't let them know your lemmy account if you do it |
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