Frequency, not volume.

The toilet in the apartment that I lived in the longest.

The apartment I lived in the longest

Yes I do, though I have the distinct advantage of not living in the same place for more than 5 years as I was growing. Now I've settled.

The toilet in my chidhood home probably. Got about 10 more years to go before my current toilet catches up.

On the haters

Remember lockdown years will count more.

Ooh, this could be tricky for people who drink protein shakes or caffein

The house I bought after I got married. Longest I ever lived in one place and also holds a distinction for record number of divorces survived (1).

Does it destroy their brains?

Just mine. For everyone else it means they poop large quantities at unpredictable times

My pants.

My childhood home probably, since I spent more than a decade living there. I’ve never lived more than a decade in one place ever since. I bought a house recently, so we’ll see if I end up living here longer.

I'm 35 and my parents still live in the same house as when I was born. so imma say there.

I do not. I assume it’s the second house I ever owned because it’s the one I lived in the longest, But I did not take every single shit there.

For a while, I was on a Crusade to always take a shit at work because I wanted to make sure My job was paying me to take a shit.

Wouldn't it be the home they lived in the longest for most people?
Wait a minute, I know what you're up to! You're trying to discover whether there are any bears on the internet, aren't you!?

Call it a tie because it's my parents 2nd house or my own, same amount of years. edit: actually I visit them more often than they visit me so it's probably still their house for only a little longer.

Yes

Yes to both frequency and volume. I'm on the kings mighty throne as I write this.

Probably my childhood home that I grew up in.

Municipal water supply