kill ALL

And this is why Linux needs age verification! Won't somebody please think of the children?!

forced consent

$ no
bash: no: command not found
$ yes
y
y
y
y
y
...

Actually, maybe it would be better, if certain people thought of the children less.

kill is a command.

love, happiness, and peace are not commands.

You can totally find love using command sudo apt install love. It's a game engine.

happiness is a Perl module inside libdemeter-perl package. Let's not install Perl modules, there lies insanity.

And you can find peace in a whole bunch of packages, it's an icon of the peace symbol.

Ha! On Ubuntu, the OS of Love, you get:

manxu@ubuntu:~ love  
Command 'love' not found, but can be installed with:  
sudo snap install love  # version 11.2+pkg-d332, or  
sudo apt  install love  # version 11.4-1  
See 'snap info love' for additional versions.  

We can get them for you wholesale.

$ yes n
n
n
n
n
n
n
...

I kind of want to go back in time and make it so that the original yes always printed the first letter of the name it was called by. That way you could symlink any name you like to it and it would do the right thing. Called as no it would print ns, etc. The optional parameter would still be there for longer strings or alternate uses.

The reason time travel would be needed is that there's bound to be, or have been, someone who has done something weird regarding symlinking yes that relies on it always printing y when it has no parameter, and the name trick would be a breaking change.

touch pp

More is less.

That caught me off guard

touch cat

man date

Or make your own package? call it affirm (more wholesome), write it in Rust (of course), and take on yes.

man mount

bash kill output:

kill: usage: kill [-s sigspec | -n signum | -sigspec] pid | jobspec ... or kill -l [sigspec]

fish kill output:

kill: not enough arguments

Peace was never an option.

Crazy mode activated.

yesn't

su - AlGreen

All you need is kill

error: not unzipped yet

The problem of linux getting in the wrong hands:

$ touch gir*
bash: glob did no match any file. Did you mean young woman?

deflating ego.zip

Have you heard about Our Lord and Savior: Jesux

Also, we are seriously considering changing some fundamental OS features. The idea would be that function calls and features suggesting evil and otherwise pagan ideas would be changed.

abort(3)

kill(1)

references to "daemon"

@certified_expert @WanderingThoughts bomb.zip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rG74rG_ubs

$humans --except="Fry"

I've got search queries on "how to kill orphaned child" or something like that. I'm sure it set off some flags.

With fish, you just need to fight more to earn that kill.

 unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep

How helpful

bash cat

The original SLAPS

Sudo kill all of them.

Ask an american or their pet LLM, they're pretty good at that these days

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mrrrrrp >w<

Holy shite, you have no idea how much I adore this. Thank you.

killall would then be "Seek and Destroy", systemd/init is "One" and booting Windows is St. Anger: Why would you voluntarily do that to yourself?

nice

The penguin ain't messing around no more.

Sources for the images I slapped together: The penguin is from an article on the Indianapolis zoo, and the rest is the cover image from John Wick taken from the Lionsgate page on the movie.

Yes officer, this guy over there.

Cue the joke about killing children with a fork.

I've got to agree with you now that I found a good Tux image to edit.

I cannot avoid reading that as "Je-sucks"

Alternatively
finger

Kudos, for not making slop using a clanker.