My dog loves chocolate I give him a bit every time I eat it.

One time, I was sleep deprived for days, and I hallucinated gemstones on the ground.

The funniest part of this is the poster suggesting that dogs are not sentient.

Once my dog ate an entire bag of dove chocolate from the pantry when we were out.

Chocolate is poisonous to dogs! They usually love to eat it, but enough will kill them.

Please, for the sake of your dog, check with your vet for details.

Dogs are sentient. Maybe they mean sapient?

Dogs are sentient.

Salient?

My cats fave food is onion rings

(Don’t feed your cats onions)

Soylent?

My cat is a vegan.

I can do that easily.

Yeah well mine’s an alcoholic, so.

Alcoholic cats aren't too bad as long as they stay away from the coke or meth.

One of the most common incorrectly used words and a pet peeve of mine. Star Trek certainly hasn't helped!

my dog isn't

Dogs are sentient, except that one

I guess we all make mistakes Mr. “Once of”

¿Soy lent?

We do, and thanks for the correction, but this isn't a typo, it's the complete misuse of a word.

Haha sorry, I was just joking, definitely agree with you