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LadyButterfly she/her piefed.blahaj.zone LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone
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Ilovethebomb sh.itjust.works Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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I respect the guy who's still carrying the camera. I'd have yeeted that the moment the bear moved towards me.

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Remember_the_tooth lemmy.world Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-01-23
#3 · Quote Reply

Is running from a bear a good strategy? I'm no expert, but they seem a lot faster.

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Razorwire666 sh.itjust.works Razorwire666@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-02-24
#4 · Quote Reply

Is running from a bear a good strategy? I'm no expert, but they seem a lot faster.

Just have to be faster than one other person.

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CharcoalRushmoore reddthat.com CharcoalRushmoore@reddthat.com
Joined: 2023-07-09
#5 · Quote Reply

Just have to be faster than one other person.

The guy in blue about to get lucky

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MerryJaneDoe lemmy.dbzer0.com MerryJaneDoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-03-15
#6 · (edited) Quote Reply

I respect the guy who's still carrying the camera. I'd have yeeted that the moment the bear moved towards me.

I respect whoever who took this picture.

Sacrificed an opportunity to skedaddle and is no doubt now a legend to these guys. "Holy fuck, can't believe you got that shot!"

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Remember_the_tooth lemmy.world Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-01-23
#7 · Quote Reply

The guy in blue about to get lucky

I had not considered the possibility that the bear was more horny than hungry.

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CuddlyCassowary lemmy.world CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-29
#8 · Quote Reply

I had not considered the possibility that the bear was more horny than hungry.

In that case it would have been posted by Violet08.

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LadyButterfly she/her piefed.blahaj.zone LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-06-10
#9 · Quote Reply

I respect the guy who's still carrying the camera. I'd have yeeted that the moment the bear moved towards me.

Yep! I'm guessing it's like musicians with their guitars though

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notabot piefed.social notabot@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-04
#10 · Quote Reply

Remember, you don't have to run fsster than the bear, just faster than the guy whose shoelaces you tied together.

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YoFrodo lemmy.world YoFrodo@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-18
#11 · Quote Reply

Can we get back to allowing memes with uncensored swear words?

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Zoot reddthat.com Zoot@reddthat.com
Joined: 2023-07-01
#12 · (edited) Quote Reply

In that case it would have been posted by Violet08.

I understood that reference!

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NihilsineNefas slrpnk.net NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2025-06-19
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Damnit brian, have a bit of self respect, you're a national geographic photographer, let those guys take their photos on your turf, even if they've got better gear than you.

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KokusnussRitter discuss.tchncs.de KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2024-04-16
#14 · Quote Reply

Is running from a bear a good strategy? I'm no expert, but they seem a lot faster.

No expert either but I wondered the same. I heard that running will trigger their hunting behaviour, because running is associated with fleeing pray. But on the other hand, if the bear already decided to charge them anyways, what else is there to do?

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BradleyUffner lemmy.world BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-11
#15 · Quote Reply

The photographer who took this photo didn't want to interfere with nature's course. It's the circle of life, after all.

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NigelFrobisher aussie.zone NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-08-07
#16 · Quote Reply

Now draw the bear.

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EveningPancakes lemmy.dbzer0.com EveningPancakes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-06-03
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I respect whoever who took this picture. Sacrificed an opportunity to skedaddle and is no doubt now a legend to these guys. "Holy fuck, can't believe you got that shot!"

I think the one who took the picture was using a telephoto lens. His thought process was probably along the lines of "I have a good 30 second head start on these guys, and the first one to go is probably the guy tripping over himself in the back closest to the bear."

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Cethin lemmy.zip Cethin@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-07-01
#18 · Quote Reply

Can we get back to allowing memes with uncensored swear words?

Just downvote them all until it stops.

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Railcar8095 lemmy.world Railcar8095@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
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Is running from a bear a good strategy? I'm no expert, but they seem a lot faster.

If you're in close proximity of an aggressive bear, you have already missed all the good strategies. Why start then?

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Remember_the_tooth lemmy.world Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-01-23
#20 · Quote Reply

No expert either but I wondered the same. I heard that running will trigger their hunting behaviour, because running is associated with fleeing pray. But on the other hand, if the bear already decided to charge them anyways, what else is there to do?

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KokusnussRitter discuss.tchncs.de KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2024-04-16
#21 · Quote Reply

Welp, into the stew I'd go

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