Women absolutely do not need to be mermaids to lure men to their deaths. We will willingly follow if she makes it sound like there will be handholding at some point.

*breathe

You can’t move in three dimensions?

Damn, the glass ceiling is real!

please don't break it, it means you're in a greenhouse. just use the door

And now I'm curious what that sound would sound like.............

Edit : sorry - totally misread your post. You didn't say "Make a sound like there would be handholding" did you? (Yeah - just ignore this entire post because wow.....)

if you want to lure men to their death just become an army recruitment officer

If mermaids don't have periods, does that mean they reproduce like fish and hatch from eggs??

I believe that sound would be my heart exploding lol

This is also how I read it for some reason!

We do mostly move in two dimensions - our third dimensional movement is usually limited to just a few feet, compared to practically unlimited 2D movement along the ground.

do i get to clam my tits as an army recruitment officer?

or cornbread. the things i would do for a fresh pan of good cornbread

If they didn't birth live young they wouldn't need tiddies

Whatever brings the boys to the frontlines

i'm gonna need a shitload of clams

There will be no hesitation
There will be no confrontation
There will be no indication
There will be no applause
There will be no exultation
There will be no justification
There will be no way at all

This was not a good post

Free clam bra.

Lol as if I'd wear a bra if I were a mermaid. Boobs float in the water, it's part of what makes swimming great. Fuck clam bras, my girls are going FREE!

My mermaid titties the moment I hit the water:

Well, to be fair he does have a point. So i guess mermaids likely have a uterus. Not sure if aquatic animals like whales and dolphins have periods, but if they do then i'd think a scientifically correct mermaid would have too.

Get a load of this pleb that never ascended to the second floor.

do you think we're communists? No you don't get to claim the tits, you get to rent them at a low cost.

Who let the flatlanders on tumblr?

Just a question in Greek mythologie, what we call mermaids are also bird people like harpies right?

It's not like clams only exist if you're a mermaid.

The Oversteegens and Schaft also killed German soldiers, with Freddie being the first of the girls to kill a soldier by shooting him while riding her bicycle.[1][5]They also lured soldiers to the woods under the pretense of a romantic overture and then killed them.[1][5] Oversteegen would approach the soldiers in taverns and bars and ask them to "go for a stroll" in the forest.

Three young Dutch girls lured Nazis to their death in WWII.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddie_Oversteegen