the missing piece to that one puzzle

$25 FIRM! or best offer

Is this still available?

not sure, many interested parties

i'll...let you know

Okay let me know cuz im looking at others

well you may be in luck

you have cash or serious trade offer?

(no I will not accept $25 worth of llm tokens)

Can I get it in not dithered 1-bit coloring?

if you can afford it

Hi do you have any chewy pieces? We're unable to eat the firm pieces. Thank you!

this piece is quite firm, i could possibly chew it for you first though that may run afoul of rule 2

i could soak it for you to soften it up, that will cost extra, however... no free lunch

Ok so my girlfriend said she would chew it for me but she is not so sure about the price. Are you flexible?

ok, that works, unfortunately i'm not very flexible these day, rather stiff

Getting older, amIright? Happens to the best of us.