I wish it were that easy to tell.

bob?? bob belcher??? robert middle name belcher?????

It really is that simple. The more Ys the more down.

But who's? WHOOOOOSSSE??

When I don't want to talk to someone, I front load it with a bunch of H's instead.

hhhhhey..

Have you ever thought about what that would sound like irl?

Ike you don't want to talk to them.

ASMR texting?

Hei, how are u?

You're terrible, you're ALL terrible.

Hayyy, you got something on your face...

It really is that simple. The fewer Ys the more up she is for it.

In gay culture, this is called Texting Like A Bottom.

No. Leave it to me. I will laugh at it myself.

He wants one of their own now, along with HRT.

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

He, how are ou?

Ugh your breath stinks

She's on meth.

Laughing so fucking hard at this 😭

Yeah but like is it just the ADHD kind?

Found violet's alt account

How art thou fine fellow?

Yey, yoy yar yyyyyyuu?

Nah, you need an inexcusable amount of Ys: at least 5. There are ace ladies hitting 3 Ys.

Ni haoooo

My experience:

Hey: Hello

Heyy: 'Sup

Heyyy: Got any plans?

Heyyyy: Let's fuck

Heyyyyy: We need to talk

Heyyyyyy+: I'm drunk (+0.01% BAC for each additional y)

Like Michael Cera trying to get the attention of two people mid-argument

As you wish

heyyy

This is one of my tourettes-esque toxic traits. Going about my business alone at home doing chores or whatever and randomly say "Heyyy" out loud in a slutty tone of voice but I'm alone with no immediate prospects of that ever changing. Am weirdo.

Yeah there's the ADHD kind; and then there's the kind that makes you pick your face and lose all your teeth. Important distinction 🤓