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negativenull piefed.world negativenull@piefed.world
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cannedtuna lemmy.world cannedtuna@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
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I get that’s supposed to be a beehive hairstyle, but damn if it isn’t unfortunate as a silhouette on the bathroom sign.

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Washedupcynic lemmy.ca Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-06-04
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Wesley: The payload is stuck in the cargo bay, it won't budge.

Jordy: What if we could fill the cargo bay with a saline solution and float the payload? This would allow us to adjust the angular momentum of the payload and allow it to exit the cargo bay with minimal damage.

Picard: Alternatives?

Data: Poop knife.

Troy: Fiber

Picard: #1, your thoughts.

Riker: A poop knife would damage the delicate surfaces of the cargo bay. Fiber would take a full day to reach the payload. We don't have that kind of time. Jordy's solution might be messy, but I think it's the safest way to dislodge the blockage.

Picard: Make it so.

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