This is NOT what I wanted to see a day after my 39th birthday...

Being over half way through 40 makes me want to say F you man. Over 30 nothing. You feel this way now your screw at 40.

I had all of this when I turned 18 lmao.

My neck
My back
I'm in my 30s
Make them crack

i really enjoy when my inlaws start complaining about their "now that i'm in my 50s" problems and start bringing up shit i've been dealing with since i was 18. oh wait, enjoy is the wrong word.

If these are your problems over thirty, you have treated yourself like total shit.

Stop being lazy and start taking care of yourself because you're barely a third of the way through.

And yet somehow I am not jacked and silver-skinned and sporting a full head of green hair. I wish to speak to the manager!

What kind of terminally unhealthy thirty year old is experiencing this, WTF

This i would expect at mid fifties

Don't forget dad bod whilst still being a virgin. Oh, what's that? Just me? K

Man what the hell, I was just having my day

Me diesel mechanic joints are fucked

Dread etc depression nah work to hard to notice but some days I think dying would be such a break haha

Awee skeet skeet

You have plenty of time to make big changes dog

Hell I'm almost 50 and the only thing here I have is bills. Some people don't take care of themselves.