Scroll for 6 hours?

How do you expect to learn anything if you only read scrolls for 6 hours? Gotta up those numbers. Use Time Stop to get more time out of the day and you can scroll for endless hours every day.

⚫️stay virgin for 30 years

I prefer tomes, much more convenient than scrolls.

Okay, alright, I've accepted the quest, but I'm not going anywhere! It's probably cold outside and looks like it might rain. I'll handle the quest remotely over my magic orb, and once I'm busy scrolling I've just delegated it to my Awkwardly Irrational golem. Thanks and have a nice day!

Username chosen in anticipation of this trend.

My tower and extensive library are ready. Wall me in.

Tomes are merely ancillary to the majesty of the 𝕲𝖗𝖎𝖒𝖔𝖎𝖗𝖊.

hnnnnggggg

Already got the impressive stick

Who the fuck let a halfling into my grimoiratorium?

It’s probably cold outside and looks like it might rain.

You might say it's overcast.

Delegate it to the Awkwardly Irrational golem, your Androgynous but Intrepid apprentice wizard, and the Attractively Insouciant barmaid from the tavern down the road.

write scrolls for 6 hours. i'm not gaining knowledge i'm leaving knowledge

that's just a prank we play on wannabe wizards

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CMyvIDLAub8

APAB

Unfortunately, Time Stop doesn't last nearly long enough, now Epic Time Stop might work, but Mystra got irritated and won't let mortals do Epic magic anymore

You also have a didgeridoo?

A bong is kinda like a didgeridoo, right?

maxxing

Oddly not spelled like faxing, taxing, or relaxing, for you? Does the spurious x make it more exxtreme?

Yes, but you can't add a third X, because then it's indecent.

Some Scrolls can be scrolled, and for much longer than 6 hours!
That's what some Elders possess at disposal!
And there to be... The Elder Scrolls...