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Track_Shovel slrpnk.net Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
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very_well_lost lemmy.world very_well_lost@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
#2 · Quote Reply

🎶 Herpes are made of these 🎶
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zigzag lemmus.org zigzag@lemmus.org
Joined: 2023-07-19
#3 · Quote Reply

Some just want a quick ride (lytic phase)
Some hide in your DNA (provirus nap)
Some need a mosquito’s flight (arbovirus date)
Some cause a fever’s height (dengue surprise)
Some swap their RNA to DNA (retro rewind)
Some want your cells to clone (replication grind)
Some party in your nose (rhino’s delight)
Some need BSL-4 lights (deadly nightlife)

Chorus twist:
Virus dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
They’ll hijack cells with such technique
You’re just a host to me!
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đź‘ŤMaximum Derekđź‘Ť discuss.tchncs.de Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-07-21
#4 · Quote Reply

For anyone else who needs a quick Eurythmics fix now, I'll save you a step.
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SeductiveTortoise piefed.social SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-07-16
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đź‘ŤMaximum Derekđź‘Ť wrote:
For anyone else who needs a quick Eurythmics fix now, I'll save you a step.

You just gave me some sweet day dreams. Thanks for that.
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Scubus sh.itjust.works Scubus@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-07
#6 · Quote Reply
zigzag wrote:
Some just want a quick ride (lytic phase) Some hide in your DNA (provirus nap) Some need a mosquito’s flight (arbovirus date) Some cause a fever’s height (dengue surprise) Some swap their RNA to DNA (retro rewind) Some want your cells to clone (replication grind) Some party in your nose (rhino’s delight) Some need BSL-4 lights (deadly nightlife) Chorus twist: Virus dreams are made of this Who a...

Every body's looking for something
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AeronMelon lemmy.world aeronmelon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-26
#7 · Quote Reply

“Petris are laced with this…”
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Wildmimic anarchist.nexus Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus
Joined: 2025-09-05
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đź‘ŤMaximum Derekđź‘Ť wrote:
For anyone else who needs a quick Eurythmics fix now, I'll save you a step.

Damn, Annie Lennox's eyes were piercing people with her glances.
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Klear quokk.au Klear@quokk.au
Joined: 2025-08-14
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Great. Now I'll always think that this PVRIS song is about a super spreader.
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humanspiral lemmy.ca humanspiral@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2024-10-23
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đź‘ŤMaximum Derekđź‘Ť wrote:
For anyone else who needs a quick Eurythmics fix now, I'll save you a step.

I'm angry this song has gotten popular again, because it was always 10x more grating than the rick roll (I hear was removed from youtube?)
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