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cm0002
suppo.fi
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rnercle
sh.itjust.works
merde@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-27 |
or maybe they just thought that it was no longer necessary to keep stabbing an already dead emperor? |
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Phil_in_here
lemmy.ca
Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-07-01 |
To be fair, you can be surrounded by what, like 8 people at one time? So even if they got 1 good stab in each, guy #24 is on the third rotation if they're being polite about it. Now imagine being the 60th guy and Caesar's been dead for 8 minutes already and you're expected to shuffle through the crowd to find a yet unstabbed region to sink your knife to complete the agreement. |
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Viking_Hippie
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-12-04 |
or maybe they just thought that it was no longer necessary to keep stabbing an already dead emperor?
Quitters! |
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5715
feddit.org
5715@feddit.org Joined: 2024-10-27 |
To be fair, you can be surrounded by what, like 8 people at one time? So even if they got 1 good stab in each, guy #24 is on the third rotation if they're being polite about it. Now imagine being the 60th guy and Caesar's been dead for 8 minutes already and you're expected to shuffle through the crowd to find a yet unstabbed region to sink your knife to complete the agreement.
This would've been a great Mythbusters plot. |
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5715
feddit.org
5715@feddit.org Joined: 2024-10-27 |
You not, Brutus? |
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gilindoeslemmy
lemmy.world
gilindoeslemmy@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-09 |
Plausible deniability. Were YOU one of the 23 stabbers? Who, me? |
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spankinspinach
sh.itjust.works
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-14 |
To be fair, you can be surrounded by what, like 8 people at one time? So even if they got 1 good stab in each, guy #24 is on the third rotation if they're being polite about it. Now imagine being the 60th guy and Caesar's been dead for 8 minutes already and you're expected to shuffle through the crowd to find a yet unstabbed region to sink your knife to complete the agreement.
I guess by guy 60, you get to be creative about your stabbing? "Torso: done; arms, legs, neck: also done. Hmm, maybe groin? Nah, too obvious. Feet? Too kinky. Right in the right buttock. That's the one worth being remembered for" |
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MinnesotaGoddam
lemmy.world
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-27 |
everyone wants to stab his butthole. once it's stabbed, what's good left to stab? |
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pawb.social
Kolanaki@pawb.socialJoined: 2024-10-06 |
What if some of them simply stabbed him in previous stab wounds? |
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njm1314
lemmy.world
njm1314@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-21 |
or maybe they just thought that it was no longer necessary to keep stabbing an already dead emperor?
Not an emperor actually. |
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fartographer
lemmy.world
fartographer@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-29 |
I guess by guy 60, you get to be creative about your stabbing? "Torso: done; arms, legs, neck: also done. Hmm, maybe groin? Nah, too obvious. Feet? Too kinky. Right in the right buttock. That's the one worth being remembered for"
Gadaffi remembers... |
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rnercle
sh.itjust.works
merde@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-27 |
Not an emperor actually.
yes, indeed, not am emperor. thanks for the correction.
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Random_Character_A
lemmy.world
random_character_a@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-29 |
Everybody remembers only that one guy. |
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Ceruleum
lemmy.wtf
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf Joined: 2025-02-04 |
Everybody remembers only that one guy.
Yeah! Steve! |
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D_C
sh.itjust.works
D_C@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-06-04 |
Plausible deniability. Were YOU one of the 23 stabbers? Who, me?
"Who did?" |
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BarneyPiccolo
lemmy.today
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-30 |
A couple probably stabbed each other, there's always the dipshit who gets it totally wrong. |
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BarneyPiccolo
lemmy.today
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-30 |
or maybe they just thought that it was no longer necessary to keep stabbing an already dead emperor?
"Now we're just piling my on. Not a good look. I'm out." |
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BarneyPiccolo
lemmy.today
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-30 |
You got the guys who are trying to play both sides. So they go along with the plot, but they don't actually get a stab in, so if it goes wrong later, they can say, "I realized it was wrong and didn't go through with it," and if everything works out, you can say you were right there at the beginning. |
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downvote_hunter
midwest.social
derry@midwest.social Joined: 2025-03-20 |
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dandelion
lemmy.blahaj.zone
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2024-03-02 |
this meme is 3 days late, and I can't tell if that's a meta-level joke or not |
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backalleycoyote
lemmy.today
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today Joined: 2026-03-01 |
To be fair, you can be surrounded by what, like 8 people at one time? So even if they got 1 good stab in each, guy #24 is on the third rotation if they're being polite about it. Now imagine being the 60th guy and Caesar's been dead for 8 minutes already and you're expected to shuffle through the crowd to find a yet unstabbed region to sink your knife to complete the agreement.
“Holy shit Rufus, did you just stab a dead man in the ass?!?” “It was the only good spot left!” |
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