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rnercle sh.itjust.works merde@sh.itjust.works
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or maybe they just thought that it was no longer necessary to keep stabbing an already dead emperor?

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Phil_in_here lemmy.ca Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-01
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To be fair, you can be surrounded by what, like 8 people at one time? So even if they got 1 good stab in each, guy #24 is on the third rotation if they're being polite about it.

Now imagine being the 60th guy and Caesar's been dead for 8 minutes already and you're expected to shuffle through the crowd to find a yet unstabbed region to sink your knife to complete the agreement.

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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-04
#4 · Quote Reply

or maybe they just thought that it was no longer necessary to keep stabbing an already dead emperor?

Quitters!

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5715 feddit.org 5715@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-10-27
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To be fair, you can be surrounded by what, like 8 people at one time? So even if they got 1 good stab in each, guy #24 is on the third rotation if they're being polite about it. Now imagine being the 60th guy and Caesar's been dead for 8 minutes already and you're expected to shuffle through the crowd to find a yet unstabbed region to sink your knife to complete the agreement.

This would've been a great Mythbusters plot.

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5715 feddit.org 5715@feddit.org
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#6 · Quote Reply

You not, Brutus?

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gilindoeslemmy lemmy.world gilindoeslemmy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-09
#7 · Quote Reply

Plausible deniability.

Were YOU one of the 23 stabbers?

Who, me?

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spankinspinach sh.itjust.works spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-14
#8 · (edited) Quote Reply

To be fair, you can be surrounded by what, like 8 people at one time? So even if they got 1 good stab in each, guy #24 is on the third rotation if they're being polite about it. Now imagine being the 60th guy and Caesar's been dead for 8 minutes already and you're expected to shuffle through the crowd to find a yet unstabbed region to sink your knife to complete the agreement.

I guess by guy 60, you get to be creative about your stabbing?

"Torso: done; arms, legs, neck: also done. Hmm, maybe groin? Nah, too obvious. Feet? Too kinky. Right in the right buttock. That's the one worth being remembered for"

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#9 · Quote Reply

everyone wants to stab his butthole. once it's stabbed, what's good left to stab?

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-10-06
#10 · Quote Reply

What if some of them simply stabbed him in previous stab wounds?

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njm1314 lemmy.world njm1314@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
#11 · Quote Reply

or maybe they just thought that it was no longer necessary to keep stabbing an already dead emperor?

Not an emperor actually.

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fartographer lemmy.world fartographer@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-29
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I guess by guy 60, you get to be creative about your stabbing? "Torso: done; arms, legs, neck: also done. Hmm, maybe groin? Nah, too obvious. Feet? Too kinky. Right in the right buttock. That's the one worth being remembered for"

Gadaffi remembers...

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rnercle sh.itjust.works merde@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-27
#13 · Quote Reply

Not an emperor actually.

yes, indeed, not am emperor. thanks for the correction.

He consolidated power and proclaimed himself dictator for life in 44 BC, which contributed to the political conditions that led to the collapse of the Roman Republic and the emergence of the Roman Empire.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julius_Caesar

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Random_Character_A lemmy.world random_character_a@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-29
#14 · Quote Reply

Everybody remembers only that one guy.

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Ceruleum lemmy.wtf Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
Joined: 2025-02-04
#15 · Quote Reply

Everybody remembers only that one guy.

Yeah! Steve!

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D_C sh.itjust.works D_C@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-04
#16 · Quote Reply

Plausible deniability. Were YOU one of the 23 stabbers? Who, me?

"Who did?"
"No idea, I had a sneezing fit and then there was a lot of commotion, a right noisy hullabaloo, and when I stopped he was dead. Complete mystery."

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BarneyPiccolo lemmy.today BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-30
#17 · Quote Reply

A couple probably stabbed each other, there's always the dipshit who gets it totally wrong.

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BarneyPiccolo lemmy.today BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-30
#18 · Quote Reply

or maybe they just thought that it was no longer necessary to keep stabbing an already dead emperor?

"Now we're just piling my on. Not a good look. I'm out."

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BarneyPiccolo lemmy.today BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-30
#19 · Quote Reply

You got the guys who are trying to play both sides. So they go along with the plot, but they don't actually get a stab in, so if it goes wrong later, they can say, "I realized it was wrong and didn't go through with it," and if everything works out, you can say you were right there at the beginning.

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downvote_hunter midwest.social derry@midwest.social
Joined: 2025-03-20
#20 · Quote Reply

Futurama robot practicing a stabbing motion Fry standing next to it in a dark closet

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dandelion lemmy.blahaj.zone dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-03-02
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this meme is 3 days late, and I can't tell if that's a meta-level joke or not

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backalleycoyote lemmy.today backalleycoyote@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-03-01
#22 · Quote Reply

To be fair, you can be surrounded by what, like 8 people at one time? So even if they got 1 good stab in each, guy #24 is on the third rotation if they're being polite about it. Now imagine being the 60th guy and Caesar's been dead for 8 minutes already and you're expected to shuffle through the crowd to find a yet unstabbed region to sink your knife to complete the agreement.

“Holy shit Rufus, did you just stab a dead man in the ass?!?”

“It was the only good spot left!”

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