Can't risk it effecting the WiFi.

I don't need a dildo that large, especially with splinters..

I'm lazy and chopping it down would take effort. And then what am I going to do with a utility pole? You're asking me to do labor and then think about my actions?

Firewood

They arent useful to construct guillotines.

It's treated with some crazy bad chemicals that make burning it a high speed trip to cancer land.

This is shitty ask Lemmy.

I live in a society

Of all the things I could do, I actually do almost none of them, simply because I don’t want to, and this is one of those things.

Arsenic poisoning is pretty shitty too

My ex took my axe, and she lives all the way in Texas.

There are none, we bury our cables.

Common sense tells me I would get in trouble if I did that.

So it's a giant cig. Holy shit! Big tabacco doesn't want people to catch onto this

I didn't say don't do it. Just clarifying what the ride is.

Car already took it out

New axes are being made and shipped to your local hardware or home & garden store daily

I've seen my neighbors Disaster Response Survival Manifesto. In fact this is also why I'm trying to stop global warming.

None of my extension cords are long enough.

Can't find any and if I would, they only have the type of electricity I really don't want to mess with.

All my axes live in Texas . . .

Gas prices

My axe is better suited to chop off Epstein class heads.