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themachinestops lemmy.dbzer0.com themachinestops@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Hirom beehaw.org Hirom@beehaw.org
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Source?

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Pat_Riot lemmy.today Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-09-29
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Great tits make me brainless too

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TheTechnician27 lemmy.world TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-25
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My honest reaction every time I see something like this. For what it's worth, the small mammals were pipistrelle bats, and other flesh and organs were missing. I don't think they've ever been reported to eat rodents.

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Janx piefed.social Janx@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-12-19
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Great tits make me brainless too

Pack it up, folks. We already have the best comment...

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pedz lemmy.ca pedz@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-08-07
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Apparently horses sometimes eat small birds. They shouldn't but it seems it can happen if they are hungry, or bored and/or curious.

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BillyClark piefed.social BillyClark@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-01-21
#7 · Quote Reply

Source?

What you want to do is go to a search engine, and do an image search for mind blowing great tits. You'll probably have to turn the content filter off because the image may be gory. Then, just go to the page associated with the most relevant image.

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lolola lemmy.blahaj.zone lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-08-15
#8 · (edited) Quote Reply

Just let me slap you in the face with my boobs bro, it's just really cold bro, it's just until your skull cracks open and i can eat your brains bro, please bro, they're great tits bro, it's science bro

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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-04
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Apparently horses sometimes eat small birds. They shouldn't but it seems it can happen if they are hungry, or bored and/or curious.

And cows sometimes eat frogs 🤷🏻

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Tja programming.dev Tja@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-12-18
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What you want to do is go to a search engine, and do an image search for mind blowing great tits. You'll probably have to turn the content filter off because the image may be gory. Then, just go to the page associated with the most relevant image.

Don't forget to share with the class!

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hemko lemmy.dbzer0.com hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-07-03
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As it turns out, many "herbivores" just need to eat and will fill in with your flesh given the chance and they're hungry enough

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qyron sopuli.xyz qyron@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-08-19
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Apparently horses sometimes eat small birds. They shouldn't but it seems it can happen if they are hungry, or bored and/or curious.

A family member had a mule that had to be kept away from the chickens, as the animal would gobble up any chick within reach.

It wasn't casual, it wasn't out of hunger.

The vet was horrified when he saw it happen, even after being warned.

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rants_unnecessarily piefed.social rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-02-03
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Raptors being raptors

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zr0 lemmy.dbzer0.com zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-03-15
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The definition of “small mammals” is too vague, because compared to a blue whale, I am fairly small. That’s why I feed those critters.

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Alexander sopuli.xyz alzymologist@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2024-11-19
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..and by "harsh" they mean "typical"

Here, in the North, as snow covers the ground we make sacrificial fat ball offerings to the beast, you know, just in case. Brain is mostly fat tissue.

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huppakee piefed.social huppakee@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-07
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A family member had a mule that had to be kept away from the chickens, as the animal would gobble up any chick within reach. It wasn't casual, it wasn't out of hunger. The vet was horrified when he saw it happen, even after being warned.

🎶 I ate a chick and i liked it 🎶

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inari piefed.zip inari@piefed.zip
Joined: 2026-02-07
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I wonder if they sometimes get prion disease from that.

Maybe their lifespan is so short it won't matter.

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Nangijala feddit.dk Nangijala@feddit.dk
Joined: 2025-02-28
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Great tits make me brainless too

Found the dad in the comments 👨

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Nangijala feddit.dk Nangijala@feddit.dk
Joined: 2025-02-28
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Nothing shocks me after seeing the video of a deer eating a sparrow and reading a non fiction book where a fox steals sugar beets from a farmer because it got addicted to sugar. It's nature. Rules are made to be broken in nature. That all I know.

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sulfidedisburseangledafternoontipper piefed.blahaj.zone sulfidedisburseangledafternoontipper@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-06-27
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Nothing shocks me after seeing the video of a deer eating a sparrow and reading a non fiction book where a fox steals sugar beets from a farmer because it got addicted to sugar. It's nature. Rules are made to be broken in nature. That all I know.

The deer thing super reminds me of The Lamb Will Slaughter the Lion by Margaret Killjoy.

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Hossenfeffer feddit.uk Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-06-14
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Nothing shocks me after seeing the video of a deer eating a sparrow and reading a non fiction book where a fox steals sugar beets from a farmer because it got addicted to sugar. It's nature. Rules are made to be broken in nature. That all I know.

Nothing shocks me after seeing the video of a deer eating a sparrow and reading a non fiction book

I liked it more when I thought the sentence stopped here.

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Nangijala feddit.dk Nangijala@feddit.dk
Joined: 2025-02-28
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Nothing shocks me after seeing the video of a deer eating a sparrow and reading a non fiction book I liked it more when I thought the sentence stopped here.

Lol. Why is the deer eating a sparrow less disturbing than a fox getting addicted to sugar beets? XD

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Samskara sh.itjust.works Samskara@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-03-04
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Apparently horses sometimes eat small birds. They shouldn't but it seems it can happen if they are hungry, or bored and/or curious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYNmGMsU18

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Nangijala feddit.dk Nangijala@feddit.dk
Joined: 2025-02-28
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The deer thing super reminds me of The Lamb Will Slaughter the Lion by Margaret Killjoy.

Haven't heard of that book, but I'll check it out.

In the meantime, the video in question for those of you who are curious.

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grue lemmy.world grue@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
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Pack it up, folks. We already have the best comment...

I gave it its 69^th^ upvote. Nice.

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four lemmy.zip four@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2024-10-11
#26 · Quote Reply

Lol. Why is the deer eating a sparrow less disturbing than a fox getting addicted to sugar beets? XD

I think that the commenter, like me, understood it as that the deer was reading a non-fiction book while eating a sparrow. Which is an interesting image

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Nangijala feddit.dk Nangijala@feddit.dk
Joined: 2025-02-28
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I think that the commenter, like me, understood it as that the deer was reading a non-fiction book while eating a sparrow. Which is an interesting image

Oh! Sorry. I don’t know how to place English commas, lol.

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BilSabab lemmy.world BilSabab@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-19
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There needs to be a Fallout Raider faction called Great Tits and their signature meal is cracked skull brain omelette.

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stephen01king piefed.zip stephen01king@piefed.zip
Joined: 2025-07-13
#29 · Quote Reply

A family member had a mule that had to be kept away from the chickens, as the animal would gobble up any chick within reach. It wasn't casual, it wasn't out of hunger. The vet was horrified when he saw it happen, even after being warned.

It's an easy source of nutrition. Why wouldn't you gobble up some chicks?

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Pat_Riot lemmy.today Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-09-29
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Found the dad in the comments 👨

Guilty

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qyron sopuli.xyz qyron@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-08-19
#31 · Quote Reply

It's an easy source of nutrition. Why wouldn't you gobble up some chicks?

Exactly.

I once read an article where a biologist stated that herbivores should be instead considered oportunistic carnivores.

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OpenStars piefed.social OpenStars@piefed.social
Joined: 2024-10-24
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Don't forget to share with the class!

It's a video. I'll see if I can get it to auto play here:

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Nangijala feddit.dk Nangijala@feddit.dk
Joined: 2025-02-28
#33 · Quote Reply

Guilty

I dunno man, I think your joke was quite innocent, actually.

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Trex lemmy.world Trex202@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-01-03
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🎶 I ate a chick and i liked it 🎶

I hope my farmers don't mind it

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Rothe piefed.social Rothe@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-25
#35 · (edited) Quote Reply

As it turns out, many "herbivores" just need to eat and will fill in with your flesh given the chance and they're hungry enough

Great Tits aren't herbivores, they mainly eat lots of insects. The description in the comic is pretty misleading.

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kata1yst sh.itjust.works kata1yst@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-02-16
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Birds never stopped being dinosaurs 🤷

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Xanthrax lemmy.world Xanthrax@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
#37 · (edited) Quote Reply

I've seen chickens do this to other chickens. It's normal for them to peck at each other a bit, but if they see blood, they go crazy. They also eat eggs sometimes. Chickens, though

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Jax sh.itjust.works Jax@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-22
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I've seen chickens do this to other chickens. It's normal for them to peck at each other a bit, but if they see blood, they go crazy. They also eat eggs sometimes. Chickens, though

Chickens actively hunt and eat mice, as well. I've actually seen one of my chickens find, slam around until dead (I fucking hope it was dead anyway), and swallow whole a mouse.

Brutal little creatures. They would 100% kill and eat you if they were big enough/ you were small enough.

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sp3ctr4l lemmy.dbzer0.com sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-04-10
#39 · Quote Reply

... would not have expected such a dick move from a great tit.

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Quantenteilchen discuss.tchncs.de Quantenteilchen@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2025-04-07
#40 · (edited) Quote Reply

Chickens actively hunt and eat mice, as well. I've actually seen one of my chickens find, slam around until dead (I fucking hope it was dead anyway), and swallow whole a mouse. Brutal little creatures. They would 100% kill and eat you if they were big enough/ you were small enough.

Dinosaurs, ey?

(Quick edit: As I am not close enough to biology this statement may be incorrect as chickens may not technically belong to the category [whichever level and correct name it may be/have] of dinosaur. In this case I am sorry for perpetrating this misinformation)

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village604 adultswim.fan village604@adultswim.fan
Joined: 2025-09-27
#41 · Quote Reply

Birds never stopped being dinosaurs 🤷

Anyone who has owned chickens knows this for a fact. They're fucking brutal.

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/home/pineapplelover lemmy.dbzer0.com pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#42 · Quote Reply

Great Tits man

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village604 adultswim.fan village604@adultswim.fan
Joined: 2025-09-27
#43 · Quote Reply

I've seen chickens do this to other chickens. It's normal for them to peck at each other a bit, but if they see blood, they go crazy. They also eat eggs sometimes. Chickens, though

Chickens typically eat eggs when they have a vitamin deficiency, although that's why typically obligate herbivores will sometimes eat baby birds and small rodents.

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Ceruleum lemmy.wtf Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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#44 · Quote Reply

Just like me!

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LemmyKnowsBest lemmy.world LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-11
#45 · Quote Reply

😂 Oh how did I ever find amusement before the internet existed

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LemmyKnowsBest lemmy.world LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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Anyone who has owned chickens knows this for a fact. They're fucking brutal.

Last year I witnessed a bird MURDER another bird over some dispute over bird seeds.

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AdolfSchmitler lemmy.world AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#47 · Quote Reply

Eat their brain, gain their knowledge.

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Jax sh.itjust.works Jax@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-22
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Dinosaurs, ey? (Quick edit: As I am not close enough to biology this statement may be incorrect as chickens may not technically belong to the category [whichever level and correct name it may be/have] of dinosaur. In this case I am sorry for perpetrating this misinformation)

Avian dinosaurs certainly existed, it isn't inaccurate to just call them dinosaurs.

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brucethemoose lemmy.world brucethemoose@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-22
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Chickens actively hunt and eat mice, as well. I've actually seen one of my chickens find, slam around until dead (I fucking hope it was dead anyway), and swallow whole a mouse. Brutal little creatures. They would 100% kill and eat you if they were big enough/ you were small enough.

Humans are a very fortunate size, aren’t we? A little bigger, and we’d be extinct like most megafauna. A little smaller, and our place on the food chain would be very different.

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gandalf_der_12te discuss.tchncs.de gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2024-01-12
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Oh! Sorry. I don’t know how to place English commas, lol.

language is mostly what we make of it anyways :-)

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RevolverSly lemmy.world RevolverSly@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-25
#51 · Quote Reply

I prefer small tits

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