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themachinestops
lemmy.dbzer0.com
themachinestops@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-12-19 |
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Hirom
beehaw.org
Hirom@beehaw.org Joined: 2023-03-02 |
Source? |
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Pat_Riot
lemmy.today
Pat_Riot@lemmy.todayJoined: 2023-09-29 |
Great tits make me brainless too |
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TheTechnician27
lemmy.world
TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-07-25 |
My honest reaction every time I see something like this. For what it's worth, the small mammals were pipistrelle bats, and other flesh and organs were missing. I don't think they've ever been reported to eat rodents. |
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Janx
piefed.social
Janx@piefed.social Joined: 2025-12-19 |
Great tits make me brainless too
Pack it up, folks. We already have the best comment... |
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pedz
lemmy.ca
pedz@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-08-07 |
Apparently horses sometimes eat small birds. They shouldn't but it seems it can happen if they are hungry, or bored and/or curious. |
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BillyClark
piefed.social
BillyClark@piefed.social Joined: 2026-01-21 |
Source?
What you want to do is go to a search engine, and do an image search for |
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lolola
lemmy.blahaj.zone
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2023-08-15 |
Just let me slap you in the face with my boobs bro, it's just really cold bro, it's just until your skull cracks open and i can eat your brains bro, please bro, they're great tits bro, it's science bro |
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Viking_Hippie
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-12-04 |
Apparently horses sometimes eat small birds. They shouldn't but it seems it can happen if they are hungry, or bored and/or curious.
And cows sometimes eat frogs 🤷🏻 |
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Tja
programming.dev
Tja@programming.dev Joined: 2023-12-18 |
What you want to do is go to a search engine, and do an image search for mind blowing great tits. You'll probably have to turn the content filter off because the image may be gory. Then, just go to the page associated with the most relevant image.
Don't forget to share with the class! |
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hemko
lemmy.dbzer0.com
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2023-07-03 |
As it turns out, many "herbivores" just need to eat and will fill in with your flesh given the chance and they're hungry enough |
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qyron
sopuli.xyz
qyron@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2023-08-19 |
Apparently horses sometimes eat small birds. They shouldn't but it seems it can happen if they are hungry, or bored and/or curious.
A family member had a mule that had to be kept away from the chickens, as the animal would gobble up any chick within reach. It wasn't casual, it wasn't out of hunger. The vet was horrified when he saw it happen, even after being warned. |
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rants_unnecessarily
piefed.social
rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social Joined: 2026-02-03 |
Raptors being raptors |
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zr0
lemmy.dbzer0.com
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-03-15 |
The definition of “small mammals” is too vague, because compared to a blue whale, I am fairly small. That’s why I feed those critters. |
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Alexander
sopuli.xyz
alzymologist@sopuli.xyzJoined: 2024-11-19 |
..and by "harsh" they mean "typical" Here, in the North, as snow covers the ground we make sacrificial fat ball offerings to the beast, you know, just in case. Brain is mostly fat tissue. |
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huppakee
piefed.social
huppakee@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-07 |
A family member had a mule that had to be kept away from the chickens, as the animal would gobble up any chick within reach. It wasn't casual, it wasn't out of hunger. The vet was horrified when he saw it happen, even after being warned.
🎶 I ate a chick and i liked it 🎶 |
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inari
piefed.zip
inari@piefed.zipJoined: 2026-02-07 |
I wonder if they sometimes get prion disease from that. Maybe their lifespan is so short it won't matter. |
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Nangijala
feddit.dk
Nangijala@feddit.dk Joined: 2025-02-28 |
Great tits make me brainless too
Found the dad in the comments 👨 |
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Nangijala
feddit.dk
Nangijala@feddit.dk Joined: 2025-02-28 |
Nothing shocks me after seeing the video of a deer eating a sparrow and reading a non fiction book where a fox steals sugar beets from a farmer because it got addicted to sugar. It's nature. Rules are made to be broken in nature. That all I know. |
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sulfidedisburseangledafternoontipper
piefed.blahaj.zone
sulfidedisburseangledafternoontipper@piefed.blahaj.zone Joined: 2025-06-27 |
Nothing shocks me after seeing the video of a deer eating a sparrow and reading a non fiction book where a fox steals sugar beets from a farmer because it got addicted to sugar. It's nature. Rules are made to be broken in nature. That all I know.
The deer thing super reminds me of The Lamb Will Slaughter the Lion by Margaret Killjoy. |
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Hossenfeffer
feddit.uk
Hossenfeffer@feddit.ukJoined: 2023-06-14 |
Nothing shocks me after seeing the video of a deer eating a sparrow and reading a non fiction book where a fox steals sugar beets from a farmer because it got addicted to sugar. It's nature. Rules are made to be broken in nature. That all I know.
I liked it more when I thought the sentence stopped here. |
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Nangijala
feddit.dk
Nangijala@feddit.dk Joined: 2025-02-28 |
Nothing shocks me after seeing the video of a deer eating a sparrow and reading a non fiction book I liked it more when I thought the sentence stopped here.
Lol. Why is the deer eating a sparrow less disturbing than a fox getting addicted to sugar beets? XD |
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Samskara
sh.itjust.works
Samskara@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2025-03-04 |
Apparently horses sometimes eat small birds. They shouldn't but it seems it can happen if they are hungry, or bored and/or curious.
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Nangijala
feddit.dk
Nangijala@feddit.dk Joined: 2025-02-28 |
The deer thing super reminds me of The Lamb Will Slaughter the Lion by Margaret Killjoy.
Haven't heard of that book, but I'll check it out. In the meantime, the video in question for those of you who are curious. |
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grue
lemmy.world
grue@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
Pack it up, folks. We already have the best comment...
I gave it its 69^th^ upvote. Nice.
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four
lemmy.zip
four@lemmy.zip Joined: 2024-10-11 |
Lol. Why is the deer eating a sparrow less disturbing than a fox getting addicted to sugar beets? XD
I think that the commenter, like me, understood it as that the deer was reading a non-fiction book while eating a sparrow. Which is an interesting image |
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Nangijala
feddit.dk
Nangijala@feddit.dk Joined: 2025-02-28 |
I think that the commenter, like me, understood it as that the deer was reading a non-fiction book while eating a sparrow. Which is an interesting image
Oh! Sorry. I don’t know how to place English commas, lol. |
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BilSabab
lemmy.world
BilSabab@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-19 |
There needs to be a Fallout Raider faction called Great Tits and their signature meal is cracked skull brain omelette. |
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stephen01king
piefed.zip
stephen01king@piefed.zip Joined: 2025-07-13 |
A family member had a mule that had to be kept away from the chickens, as the animal would gobble up any chick within reach. It wasn't casual, it wasn't out of hunger. The vet was horrified when he saw it happen, even after being warned.
It's an easy source of nutrition. Why wouldn't you gobble up some chicks? |
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Pat_Riot
lemmy.today
Pat_Riot@lemmy.todayJoined: 2023-09-29 |
Found the dad in the comments 👨
Guilty |
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qyron
sopuli.xyz
qyron@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2023-08-19 |
It's an easy source of nutrition. Why wouldn't you gobble up some chicks?
Exactly. I once read an article where a biologist stated that herbivores should be instead considered oportunistic carnivores. |
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OpenStars
piefed.social
OpenStars@piefed.socialJoined: 2024-10-24 |
Don't forget to share with the class!
It's a video. I'll see if I can get it to auto play here: |
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Nangijala
feddit.dk
Nangijala@feddit.dk Joined: 2025-02-28 |
Guilty
I dunno man, I think your joke was quite innocent, actually. |
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Trex
lemmy.world
Trex202@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-01-03 |
🎶 I ate a chick and i liked it 🎶
I hope my farmers don't mind it |
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Rothe
piefed.social
Rothe@piefed.social Joined: 2025-08-25 |
As it turns out, many "herbivores" just need to eat and will fill in with your flesh given the chance and they're hungry enough
Great Tits aren't herbivores, they mainly eat lots of insects. The description in the comic is pretty misleading. |
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kata1yst
sh.itjust.works
kata1yst@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-02-16 |
Birds never stopped being dinosaurs 🤷 |
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Xanthrax
lemmy.world
Xanthrax@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-15 |
I've seen chickens do this to other chickens. It's normal for them to peck at each other a bit, but if they see blood, they go crazy. They also eat eggs sometimes. Chickens, though |
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Jax
sh.itjust.works
Jax@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-08-22 |
I've seen chickens do this to other chickens. It's normal for them to peck at each other a bit, but if they see blood, they go crazy. They also eat eggs sometimes. Chickens, though
Chickens actively hunt and eat mice, as well. I've actually seen one of my chickens find, slam around until dead (I fucking hope it was dead anyway), and swallow whole a mouse. Brutal little creatures. They would 100% kill and eat you if they were big enough/ you were small enough. |
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sp3ctr4l
lemmy.dbzer0.com
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2025-04-10 |
... would not have expected such a dick move from a great tit. |
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Quantenteilchen
discuss.tchncs.de
Quantenteilchen@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2025-04-07 |
Chickens actively hunt and eat mice, as well. I've actually seen one of my chickens find, slam around until dead (I fucking hope it was dead anyway), and swallow whole a mouse. Brutal little creatures. They would 100% kill and eat you if they were big enough/ you were small enough.
Dinosaurs, ey? (Quick edit: As I am not close enough to biology this statement may be incorrect as chickens may not technically belong to the category [whichever level and correct name it may be/have] of dinosaur. In this case I am sorry for perpetrating this misinformation) |
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village604
adultswim.fan
village604@adultswim.fan Joined: 2025-09-27 |
Birds never stopped being dinosaurs 🤷
Anyone who has owned chickens knows this for a fact. They're fucking brutal. |
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/home/pineapplelover
lemmy.dbzer0.com
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-06-30 |
Great Tits man |
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village604
adultswim.fan
village604@adultswim.fan Joined: 2025-09-27 |
I've seen chickens do this to other chickens. It's normal for them to peck at each other a bit, but if they see blood, they go crazy. They also eat eggs sometimes. Chickens, though
Chickens typically eat eggs when they have a vitamin deficiency, although that's why typically obligate herbivores will sometimes eat baby birds and small rodents. |
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Ceruleum
lemmy.wtf
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf Joined: 2025-02-04 |
Just like me! |
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LemmyKnowsBest
lemmy.world
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-11-11 |
😂 Oh how did I ever find amusement before the internet existed |
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LemmyKnowsBest
lemmy.world
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-11-11 |
Anyone who has owned chickens knows this for a fact. They're fucking brutal.
Last year I witnessed a bird MURDER another bird over some dispute over bird seeds. |
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AdolfSchmitler
lemmy.world
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
Eat their brain, gain their knowledge. |
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Jax
sh.itjust.works
Jax@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-08-22 |
Dinosaurs, ey? (Quick edit: As I am not close enough to biology this statement may be incorrect as chickens may not technically belong to the category [whichever level and correct name it may be/have] of dinosaur. In this case I am sorry for perpetrating this misinformation)
Avian dinosaurs certainly existed, it isn't inaccurate to just call them dinosaurs. |
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brucethemoose
lemmy.world
brucethemoose@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-03-22 |
Chickens actively hunt and eat mice, as well. I've actually seen one of my chickens find, slam around until dead (I fucking hope it was dead anyway), and swallow whole a mouse. Brutal little creatures. They would 100% kill and eat you if they were big enough/ you were small enough.
Humans are a very fortunate size, aren’t we? A little bigger, and we’d be extinct like most megafauna. A little smaller, and our place on the food chain would be very different. |
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gandalf_der_12te
discuss.tchncs.de
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.deJoined: 2024-01-12 |
Oh! Sorry. I don’t know how to place English commas, lol.
language is mostly what we make of it anyways :-) |
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RevolverSly
lemmy.world
RevolverSly@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-25 |
I prefer small tits |
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