Bro I just shaved. Then I read this and my neckbeard erupted sponteanously.

Tim Allen movie where he scares Richard Stallman off his roof and is forced to take his place

there... is... another

systemd in the distance

Y u make Tux into bad guy? Tux just want people compute. Tux is friend shaped.

Indeed. It's more like metastatic cancer, though.

AreWeTheBaddies.jpg

Software doesn't necessarily serve the user, I'd say a virus is software too.

It serves a user, just maybe not the one using the machine it's on.

Psyop

Do the machines run on Linux? Perhaps perfect one? Or do they have their own OS? They use binary we know that at least.

wtf I just found my virginity

I should have known when somebody made a logo out of a foot. Who are we, Tarantino?

Can't read this without hearing the voice and at the slower cadence.

Year of the Linux desktop:

Considering the amount of just random ass shit in the world that runs some flavor of linux or another (like restaurant menus and display sings and even generic chinese game consoles) I would expect that whatever they are running is probably Linux adjacent at the very least.

Pretty scary visuals, especially for the time

Is the classic edition still okay? Cause I don't wnat to be a femboy, but I do want linux

That's some seamless masking and morphing, sad these days people just use AI to make slop that doesn't even look half as good as this.

There is a rumour that Tux and Clippy are seeing each other.

The machines did nothing wrong.

Damn, do I like it. Thank you!

Femboy with a bushy beard?

And Xenia is hosting?

Its true about the updates but its also that Microsoft is now owning your computer.

You are asking them now if its ok to use it to run programs. I dont think people realize how very different it is to run Linux. There is no American corporation running your computer anymore. Thats a huge difference in how the system speaks to you, how it acts, what it lets you do.

I guess most have never experienced that so they dont get it.

I can't stand it any longer. It's the slop!

I think(?) the the screencaps are from the Matrix franchise, but the text feels very Tron.

... Seriously though what scene is this, I can't place it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgS1Lwr8gq8

Sometimes software serves an abuser. We call this malware

Win 11 is a trojan horse confirmed

Winslop as Morpheus?! Hell Nah..

Where is the lie?