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The Picard Maneuver piefed.world The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world
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dnick sh.itjust.works dnick@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-27
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And that's how you killed the wrong one. The real eeyore knew you would suspect the one that tried avoiding death, finally finding a way to achieve his goal without having to lie...except about his desire... one last time...

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unalivejoy lemmy.zip joyjoy@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-05
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The real eeyore doesn't have blood. He has cotton stuffing.

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perishthethought piefed.social perishthethought@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-07
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Probably wouldn't have worked anyhow...

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LordXDnl literature.cafe LordXDnl@literature.cafe
Joined: 2024-06-07
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And that's how you killed the wrong one. The real eeyore knew you would suspect the one that tried avoiding death, finally finding a way to achieve his goal without having to lie...except about his desire... one last time...

Damn thats like depression squared, good shit eeyore

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Katana314 lemmy.world Katana314@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-09
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No author signature?

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