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Nusm peachpie.theatl.social Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social
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sbv sh.itjust.works sbv@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-11
#2 · Quote Reply

It took a few listens for me to realize how creepy Every Breath You Take is.
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TrackinDaKraken lemmy.world DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-26
#3 · Quote Reply

It's more creepy with the script font. At least with the bottom one, the threat is clear and obvious.
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Jo Miran lemmy.ml JoMiran@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-29
#4 · Quote Reply

Anyone that's ever had a stalker or crazy-ex kniws that the one with hearts is the real threat. The bottom one is just metal and cool.
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MeatPilot sh.itjust.works MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-10-27
#5 · (edited) Quote Reply
Jo Miran wrote:
Anyone that's ever had a stalker or crazy-ex kniws that the one with hearts is the real threat. The bottom one is just metal and cool.

Haven't had to remember it for awhile. But the freakiest shit I ever got was a stuffed wolf that howled and a flowery note with hearts that said "You'll be mine" left in my mailbox.

At first I thought it was from my girlfriend at the time. I found out it wasn't her, and she was disturbed by it. To this day I still don't know who left it for me. I had some suspicions, but that was like 20+ and I'll never find out now.

Anyhow came rolling back into my memory banks and gave me a chill.
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dohpaz42 lemmy.world dohpaz42@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#6 · Quote Reply
sbv wrote:
It took a few listens for me to realize how creepy Every Breath You Take is.

A lot of older songs are super creepy by our modern standards.
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prole lemmy.blahaj.zone prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2024-06-11
#7 · Quote Reply

Meet me in Montauk
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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-10-06
#8 · (edited) Quote Reply

One way,

Or another,

I'm gonna find you,

I'm gonna get you, get you, get you!
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Random_Character_A lemmy.world random_character_a@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-29
#9 · Quote Reply

So every email in comic sans. Got it.
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Elgenzay lemmy.ml Elgenzay@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-07
#10 · Quote Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 wrote:
One way, Or another, I'm gonna find you, I'm gonna get you, get you, get you!

Just imagined this as a death metal song
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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-10-06
#11 · Quote Reply
Elgenzay wrote:
Just imagined this as a death metal song

I'd be surprised if a death metal cover of it didn't already exist.
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gergo lemmy.world gergolippai@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-10-19
#12 · Quote Reply

DLSS off ; DLSS on
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ttyybb lemmy.world ttyybb@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-15
#13 · Quote Reply
MeatPilot wrote:
Haven't had to remember it for awhile. But the freakiest shit I ever got was a stuffed wolf that howled and a flowery note with hearts that said "You'll be mine" left in my mailbox. At first I thought it was from my girlfriend at the time. I found out it wasn't her, and she was disturbed by it. To this day I still don't know who left it for me. I had some suspicions, but that was like 20+ and I...

What do you even do there?
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kungfuratte feddit.org kungfuratte@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-07-22
#14 · Quote Reply
sbv wrote:
It took a few listens for me to realize how creepy Every Breath You Take is.

Have some fun with The Beatles' "Run For Your Life" … https://genius.com/The-beatles-run-for-your-life-lyrics 😱
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Opisek piefed.blahaj.zone Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-09-24
#15 · Quote Reply

My doctor's handwriting when writing a romantic note:
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captainlezbian lemmy.world captainlezbian@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-29
#16 · Quote Reply

The former is scary too, it's just scary in a "why will you not take no for an answer‽" way
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M0oP0o mander.xyz M0oP0o@mander.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-13
#17 · Quote Reply

At least it is not comic sans
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Captain Aggravated sh.itjust.works captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-20
#18 · Quote Reply
captainlezbian wrote:
The former is scary too, it's just scary in a "why will you not take no for an answer‽" way

Signed,

A Pool Hall Ace
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samus12345 sh.itjust.works samus12345@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-03
#19 · Quote Reply

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captainlezbian lemmy.world captainlezbian@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-29
#20 · Quote Reply
Captain Aggravated wrote:
Signed, A Pool Hall Ace

Well now I'm wondering why an asexual isn't respecting my boundaries, especially one who hangs out in different sorts of venues from me
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samus12345 sh.itjust.works samus12345@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-03
#21 · Quote Reply
M0oP0o wrote:
At least it is not comic sans

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RampantParanoia2365 lemmy.world RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-02
#22 · Quote Reply

I'm not following how those heart placements are worked into the font. They appear kind of random.
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Captain Aggravated sh.itjust.works captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-20
#23 · Quote Reply
captainlezbian wrote:
Well now I'm wondering why an asexual isn't respecting my boundaries, especially one who hangs out in different sorts of venues from me

(I was referencing the stalkerish lyrics of I'll Be Watching You by The Police)
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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#24 · Quote Reply
RampantParanoia2365 wrote:
I'm not following how those heart placements are worked into the font. They appear kind of random.

I don't think they're font. I think they're frill (my autocarrot kept insisting frijol, which means bean. Is my keyboard a shitposter?)
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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#25 · Quote Reply
samus12345 wrote:
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Fmstrat lemmy.world Fmstrat@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-04-27
#26 · Quote Reply
ttyybb wrote:
What do you even do there?

Instructions unclear. Pet wolf, change name to Mine.
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RampantParanoia2365 lemmy.world RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-02
#27 · Quote Reply
MinnesotaGoddam wrote:
I don't think they're font. I think they're frill (my autocarrot kept insisting frijol, which means bean. Is my keyboard a shitposter?)

Yes, I know. I was pointing out that it's not a 1:1 comparison.
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