Oh c’mon, it was Wesley!!

First time was Wesley 😂 that's one wasn't so bad. S2e16 I think? he flipped his shit about the little alien girl

Once bitten, twice shy?

Must have been, in the episode right after Wesley is grilling him about "why don't you have kids? you would be a great dad" during a long car ride. I think Jean is descending into deeper rage as the show goes on

Same, Jean-Luc. Same.

I assume that's a Chinese equivalent to Mr Blobby from Noels House Party.

I think he is afraid that a child would notice that nobody on board is necessary if you just tell the computer to do what it thinks is best.

Fake news, did Riker put you up to this slander? If Picard hates children so much, why does the whole ship celebrate Captain Picard day? A celebration specifically aimed at children? Curious....

Not the Turning Point Enterprise

A man of the high arts, after my own heart

It makes me wonder if the on-ship school ever took field trips up to the bridge. I guess they'd have to do it during third shift, though.