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Wastewater testing reveals high levels of cocaine in Nantucket, Massachusetts
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resipsaloquitur lemmy.world resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-04
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Soulphite reddthat.com Soulphite@reddthat.com
Joined: 2025-12-15
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What the fuck else is there to do in Nantucket?

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D_C sh.itjust.works D_C@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-04
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What the fuck else is there to do in Nantucket?

Well, according to the rhymes then...

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cowfodder lemmy.world cowfodder@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
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What the fuck else is there to do in Nantucket?

Well, according to the poem, if a certain part of your anatomy is long enough, you could suck it.

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SaveTheTuaHawk lemmy.ca SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-07
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There once was a man from Nantucket

Who swore he could handle the bucket.

White lines led the way

Till his pulse slipped away,

Now the docks keep the secret he plucked it.

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Hellfire103 lemmy.ca hellfire103@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2024-01-28
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There once was a man from Nantucket Who swore he could handle the bucket. White lines led the way Till his pulse slipped away, Now the docks keep the secret he plucked it.

This is beautiful.

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Not_mikey lemmy.dbzer0.com Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-01-30
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Would be a good alt history if ted Kennedy did cocaine instead of alcohol and didnt crash in Chappaquiddick. Then he could've won the 1976 election and come up with an even more deranged coked up idea to save the hostages in Iran.

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