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#Km91#
sh.itjust.works
Lisk91@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2024-07-02 |
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Gork
sopuli.xyz
Gork@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2023-06-01 |
I will either be a veteran, or a casualty, of the Clanker Wars |
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RagingRobot
lemmy.world
RagingRobot@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-02 |
We need to build our own robot army that's open sourced and decentralized. Maybe it can all run on Linux lol |
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First_Thunder
lemmy.zip
First_Thunder@lemmy.zipJoined: 2025-06-26 |
We need to build our own robot army that's open sourced and decentralized. Maybe it can all run on Linux lol
No. The GPLv2 is too restrictive the only way forward is THE GNU HURD Tap/s |
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SomeRandomNoob
discuss.tchncs.de
SomeRandomNoob@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2025-03-08 |
I'd rather destroy robots than kill humans in a fight for water. |
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Viking_Hippie
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-12-04 |
Given that it's Boston Dynamics, these are likely to be cop bots, making the reality even WORSE than OP's dystopian scenario 😬 |
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OwOarchist
pawb.social
OwOarchist@pawb.social Joined: 2026-02-13 |
Joke's on you -- after you fight your way past the robots, you'll find that they deliberately poisoned the water on the way out, just so you couldn't have it. |
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MatSeFi
lemmy.liebeleu.de
MatSeFi@lemmy.liebeleu.deJoined: 2026-02-18 |
hm.. must be the sequal of a game I played when I was in your age, where the end boss looked less threatening: |
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wheezy
lemmy.ml
wheezy@lemmy.mlJoined: 2025-07-02 |
We need to build our own robot army that's open sourced and decentralized. Maybe it can all run on Linux lol
You think these things are running on Windows? Lol. I don't think you could get a picture of them all standing at the same time if they were. |
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ExLisper
lemmy.curiana.net
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.netJoined: 2025-03-22 |
I recently learned to make traditional Balearic slings. I'm ready. |
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😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈
lemmy.world
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-04 |
Just go to Goodwill or other dirt cheap spots and load up on bed sheets. Toss over the top, voila, out of the game. |
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grue
lemmy.world
grue@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
No. The GPLv2 is too restrictive the only way forward is THE GNU HURD ::: spoiler Tap /s :::
The GPLv2 is not restrictive enough in terms of allowing bad actors to circumvent it with DRM. |
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NorthWestWind
lemmy.world
NorthWestWind@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-11 |
I'll send a Chinese robot to fight your American robot |
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Unruffled [they/them]
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2023-06-20 |
Time to build one of these bad boys :) |
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Donjuanme
lemmy.world
Donjuanme@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-15 |
I've yet to have anyone adequately explain how it's not going to rain in the future... Cooling plants can use runoff water, salt water.... As long as we keep from polluting the fresh water too much it'll continue to be there. |
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HumanOnEarth
lemmy.ca
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-08-23 |
I'd rather destroy robots than kill humans in a fight for water.
A highly agile, deadly accurate, inexhaustable enemy with more strength and less vulnerabilities? Bruh whaaaaaaat |
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WoodScientist
lemmy.world
WoodScientist@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-09-06 |
Throw a bundle of thick rope on them. That will stop them in their tracks. |
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Gazza_of_the_Overflow
piefed.social
mtpender@piefed.social Joined: 2025-07-20 |
I will either be a veteran, or a casualty, of the Clanker Wars
"For The Republic!" |
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ricecake
sh.itjust.works
ricecake@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-11 |
I've yet to have anyone adequately explain how it's not going to rain in the future... Cooling plants can use runoff water, salt water.... As long as we keep from polluting the fresh water too much it'll continue to be there.
... Do you think it rains enough for everyone to have drinking water now? Secondly, air pollution can render rain unhealthy to drink. Aggressive environmental regulation, the type that people are currently staunchly trying to remove, are what made it so everyone stopped talking about acid rain. Thirdly, climate change alters the growth of plants. The growth of plants mediates soil conditions, and soil conditions control water evaporation, drainage, and where rain falls. For an example, consider the dust bowl. Finally....
That's exactly one of the major concerns! |
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SomeRandomNoob
discuss.tchncs.de
SomeRandomNoob@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2025-03-08 |
A highly agile, deadly accurate, inexhaustable enemy with more strength and less vulnerabilities? Bruh whaaaaaaat
you spellt "big worthless chunk of metal" wrong :p |
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Dusty Vagina
lemmy.zip
dustyvagina@lemmy.zipJoined: 2026-02-18 |
This made me lul to hard |
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ricecake
sh.itjust.works
ricecake@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-11 |
A highly agile, deadly accurate, inexhaustable enemy with more strength and less vulnerabilities? Bruh whaaaaaaat
I see you've never gotten sand in a brushless motor, or seen how most of those robots move outside of a choreographed scene, or thought about their battery capacity. :) All that aside, I think they were talking the morality of it. 10/10 I would rather fight one of those than a human. |
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jaybone
lemmy.zip
jaybone@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-02-08 |
I'd rather destroy robots than kill humans in a fight for water.
The robots will guard the rich humans with water. So you will have to kill the robots first. You might have to kill humans second. |
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PalmTreeIsBestTree
lemmy.world
PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-27 |
We need to build our own robot army that's open sourced and decentralized. Maybe it can all run on Linux lol
I mean, if Ukraine can make their own drones so can you. |
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PalmTreeIsBestTree
lemmy.world
PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-27 |
"For The Republic!"
insert every Battlefront 2 clone call out |
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switcheroo
lemmy.world
switcheroo@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-08-01 |
For the amusement of the rich .003%... Kinda feel like we need to start nipping this in the bud now. |
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TacoButtPlug
sh.itjust.works
TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-07-02 |
For the amusement of the rich .003%... Kinda feel like we need to start nipping this in the bud now.
agreed. time to people's army up. |
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humanspiral
lemmy.ca
humanspiral@lemmy.ca Joined: 2024-10-23 |
Hockey sticks don't work. |
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yeehaw
lemmy.ca
cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-08-09 |
Ya funny eh? They need water too... The datacenters that operate them need their cooling :P Guess we need to make compact EMPs or something to take these things out 🤷♂️ |
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mnemonicmonkeys
sh.itjust.works
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-17 |
The robots will guard the rich humans with water. So you will have to kill the robots first. You might have to kill humans second.
Billionaires aren't people |
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michaelalf
lemmy.world
michaelalf@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-09-19 |
"Hostile D.A.W.G inbound!" |
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wonderingwanderer
sopuli.xyz
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzJoined: 2025-12-31 |
We need to build our own robot army that's open sourced and decentralized. Maybe it can all run on Linux lol
However many robots you can build, they can build a thousand more. Let's stick to protocol droids and astromechs... for now... |
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vaultdweller013
sh.itjust.works
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-07-08 |
Ya funny eh? They need water too... The datacenters that operate them need their cooling :P Guess we need to make compact EMPs or something to take these things out 🤷♂️
I feel like a black powder weapon would be unironically good against these, like sure they would probably be armored for dealing with 5.56 ammo but what about grape shot? |
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vaultdweller013
sh.itjust.works
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-07-08 |
insert every Battlefront 2 clone call out
Vode An intensifies |
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vaultdweller013
sh.itjust.works
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-07-08 |
Joke's on you -- after you fight your way past the robots, you'll find that they deliberately poisoned the water on the way out, just so you couldn't have it.
Fun fact during WW2 in North Africa Axis and Allied troops thought they were poisoning the water supplies as they retreated. It was actually contaminated due natural crude oil runoff and had been documented as far back as the Roman empire the OG one not Mussolini's crack fic. |
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drunkpostdisaster
lemmy.world
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-05-09 |
I think I can take one of the bipeds. Their are agile but not that agile. |
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flamingleg
lemmy.ml
flamingleg@lemmy.ml Joined: 2026-01-09 |
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e8CArkcAuLE
piefed.social
e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.socialJoined: 2025-08-12 |
hm.. must be the sequal of a game I played when I was in your age, where the end boss looked less threatening:
water ®️ |
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Agent641
lemmy.world
Agent641@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-12 |
Hockey sticks don't work.
Neither does kicking them. C'mon guys we need to narrow down their weakness! |
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NigelFrobisher
aussie.zone
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone Joined: 2023-08-07 |
This is why I have a stick with a piece of string attached on me at all times. |
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hakunawazo
lemmy.world
hakunawazo@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-10-02 |
For a moment the thumbnail looked like an old Egyptian painting. Like a depiction of new metal gods. Almost philosophical. |
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PieMePlenty
lemmy.world
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-10-01 |
Lol no. They'll just hire some people to do it like they always have. |
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KillerWhale
orcas.enjoying.yachts
KillerWhale@orcas.enjoying.yachts Joined: 2024-03-22 |
Lol no. They'll just hire some people to do it like they always have. Create a fucked up world where a small handful of people control every resource. Everyone else has nothing. Give a few people a little more and they'll kill for it. Its never going to be robots, we'll be killing and be killed by our own kind.
We need to be fighting each other to survive so we don't have time to organise and fight them. |
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fckreddit
lemmy.ml
fckreddit@lemmy.ml Joined: 2023-06-26 |
agreed. time to people's army up.
Me picking up my spare slippers I am ready |
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TacoButtPlug
sh.itjust.works
TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-07-02 |
Me picking up my spare slippers I am ready
chanclas ready |
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IphtashuFitz
lemmy.world
IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-23 |
For a moment the thumbnail looked like an old Egyptian painting. Like a depiction of new metal gods. Almost philosophical.
This is (or was) the front lobby of their office. I used to work across the street from their old office, and actually got a tour of their labs a number of years ago. This is exactly what you saw when you walked in the door. |
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MonkderVierte
lemmy.zip
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-05-30 |
Just hack them, make 'em fight for you. |
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onionsinmypores
sh.itjust.works
onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-10-14 |
Kind of amazing how similar they are to the mechas (Metal Gears) in the Metal Gear series. |
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Gazza_of_the_Overflow
piefed.social
mtpender@piefed.social Joined: 2025-07-20 |
insert every Battlefront 2 clone call out
"Just like the simulations" |
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WanderWisley
lemmy.world
WanderWisley@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-30 |
Kind of amazing how similar they are to the mechas (Metal Gears) in the Metal Gear series.
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partial_accumen
lemmy.world
partial_accumen@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-15 |
I've yet to have anyone adequately explain how it's not going to rain in the future... Cooling plants can use runoff water, salt water.... As long as we keep from polluting the fresh water too much it'll continue to be there.
Its a pretty well covered topic if you're interested in an answer. Here's a TLDR version:
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