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mr_might44 lemmy.world mr_might44@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-09
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/43345521

Context: after eating a death cap (Amanita phalloides), you'd notice a few of the symptoms at first, but these usually resolve after a day or two. After this, you'll enter a latent phase where you feel fine, but your liver and kidneys slowly start to fail. By the time you notice, it's usually already too late.
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CyberEgg discuss.tchncs.de CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-06-22
#2 · Quote Reply

I don't eat mushrooms, I'm safe.
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Onomatopoeia lemmy.cafe Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
Joined: 2025-01-02
#3 · Quote Reply

So the recent episode of Good Cop/Bad Cop was no Agatha Christie murder.
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tomiant piefed.social tomiant@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-13
#4 · Quote Reply
CyberEgg wrote:
I don't eat mushrooms, I'm safe.

Mushrooms are amazing. Eat mushrooms.
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Linktank lemmy.today Linktank@lemmy.today
Joined: 2024-08-07
#5 · Quote Reply
tomiant wrote:
Mushrooms are amazing. Eat mushrooms.

No.
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tomiant piefed.social tomiant@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-13
#6 · (edited) Quote Reply
Linktank wrote:
No.

You downvoted me and said no?

Why?

You can't possibly feel this strongly about mushrooms.

Do you possibly feel this strongly about mushrooms?

Why?
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Linktank lemmy.today Linktank@lemmy.today
Joined: 2024-08-07
#7 · Quote Reply
tomiant wrote:
You downvoted me and said no? Why? You can't possibly feel this strongly about mushrooms. Do you possibly feel this strongly about mushrooms? Why?

How can you possibly care so much about the fact that I don't agree with you?
How can you possibly give so much of a crap about a single downvote?
I absolutely feel this strongly about how mushrooms are garbage food made of garbage fungus.

More for the rest of you.
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tomiant piefed.social tomiant@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-13
#8 · (edited) Quote Reply
Linktank wrote:
How can you possibly care so much about the fact that I don't agree with you? How can you possibly give so much of a crap about a single downvote? I absolutely feel this strongly about how mushrooms are garbage food made of garbage fungus. More for the rest of you.

Whoa.

Whooooooa there buddy.

Calm down little friend.

Eeeasy now.

Noone's gonna hurtya.

Now show me on the doll where the mushroom touched you.
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Mark with a Z suppo.fi markz@suppo.fi
Joined: 2025-07-04
#9 · Quote Reply
tomiant wrote:
Whoa. Whooooooa there buddy. Calm down little friend. Eeeasy now. Noone's gonna hurtya. Now show me on the doll where the mushroom touched you.

What a nice thread
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Linktank lemmy.today Linktank@lemmy.today
Joined: 2024-08-07
#10 · Quote Reply
tomiant wrote:
Whoa. Whooooooa there buddy. Calm down little friend. Eeeasy now. Noone's gonna hurtya. Now show me on the doll where the mushroom touched you.

I will calm up. UP I SAY!
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tomiant piefed.social tomiant@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-13
#11 · Quote Reply
Linktank wrote:
I will calm up. UP I SAY!

Mushrooms are amazing. Eat mushrooms!
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deliriousdreams fedia.io deliriousdreams@fedia.io
Joined: 2025-11-01
#12 · Quote Reply
CyberEgg wrote:
I don't eat mushrooms, I'm safe.

I can't eat mushrooms. I'm allergic. I am not safe.
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ttyybb lemmy.world ttyybb@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-15
#13 · Quote Reply
tomiant wrote:
Whoa. Whooooooa there buddy. Calm down little friend. Eeeasy now. Noone's gonna hurtya. Now show me on the doll where the mushroom touched you.

points to liver and kidney
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Agrivar lemmy.world Agrivar@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-26
#14 · Quote Reply
Linktank wrote:
How can you possibly care so much about the fact that I don't agree with you? How can you possibly give so much of a crap about a single downvote? I absolutely feel this strongly about how mushrooms are garbage food made of garbage fungus. More for the rest of you.

100% agree with ya mate! Mushrooms are not fit for consumption - although I'll choke down the trippy ones in a pinch - and I can't understand people who enjoy them.
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Billegh lemmy.world bhamlin@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#15 · Quote Reply
tomiant wrote:
You downvoted me and said no? Why? You can't possibly feel this strongly about mushrooms. Do you possibly feel this strongly about mushrooms? Why?

No, I downvoted you. Because chaos.
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tomiant piefed.social tomiant@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-13
#16 · Quote Reply
Billegh wrote:
No, I downvoted you. Because chaos.

Oh!
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tomiant piefed.social tomiant@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-13
#17 · Quote Reply
ttyybb wrote:
points to liver and kidney

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tomiant piefed.social tomiant@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-13
#18 · Quote Reply
Mark with a Z wrote:
What a nice thread

It's all in good jest. :)
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kinsnik lemmy.world kinsnik@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#19 · Quote Reply
Linktank wrote:
How can you possibly care so much about the fact that I don't agree with you? How can you possibly give so much of a crap about a single downvote? I absolutely feel this strongly about how mushrooms are garbage food made of garbage fungus. More for the rest of you.

so you don't only dislike common mushrooms (fair, you eat what you want) but now the whole Fungi kingdom is garbage?
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rogsson piefed.social rogsson@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-02-03
#20 · Quote Reply
Linktank wrote:
How can you possibly care so much about the fact that I don't agree with you? How can you possibly give so much of a crap about a single downvote? I absolutely feel this strongly about how mushrooms are garbage food made of garbage fungus. More for the rest of you.

NO SIR. YOU TOO SHALL EAT THEM FUNGUS WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. Come to think of it, I’m not sure why I’m shouting. Guess I wanted attention. I have no friends. Oh well. Good day good sir!
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Linktank lemmy.today Linktank@lemmy.today
Joined: 2024-08-07
#21 · Quote Reply
kinsnik wrote:
so you don't only dislike common mushrooms (fair, you eat what you want) but now the whole Fungi kingdom is garbage?

To me it is. Give me one and I'll show you what I do with it.
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Linktank lemmy.today Linktank@lemmy.today
Joined: 2024-08-07
#22 · Quote Reply
rogsson wrote:
NO SIR. YOU TOO SHALL EAT THEM FUNGUS WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. Come to think of it, I’m not sure why I’m shouting. Guess I wanted attention. I have no friends. Oh well. Good day good sir!

Attention seeker yells and tells others what to do, proclaims lack of friends. More at 11.
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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#23 · Quote Reply
tomiant wrote:
Mushrooms are amazing. Eat mushrooms.

What if I compromise and only drink the mushrooms a little
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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#24 · Quote Reply
Linktank wrote:
To me it is. Give me one and I'll show you what I do with it.

This is gonna be one of those weird sex things isn't it
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JeeBaiChow lemmy.world JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-04
#25 · Quote Reply
Linktank wrote:
Attention seeker yells and tells others what to do, proclaims lack of friends. More at 11.

Careful, he might become president and fuck everything up for all of us.
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Hazel piefed.blahaj.zone Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-08-12
#26 · Quote Reply
Agrivar wrote:
100% agree with ya mate! Mushrooms are not fit for consumption - although I'll choke down the trippy ones in a pinch - and I can't understand people who enjoy them.

You just have to prepare them right, the maillard on those puppies is insane 🤤
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Linktank lemmy.today Linktank@lemmy.today
Joined: 2024-08-07
#27 · Quote Reply
MinnesotaGoddam wrote:
This is gonna be one of those weird sex things isn't it

How did you know?
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rogsson piefed.social rogsson@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-02-03
#28 · Quote Reply
JeeBaiChow wrote:
Careful, he might become president and fuck everything up for all of us.

😂
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ms.lane lemmy.world ms_lane@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-06-03
#29 · Quote Reply
tomiant wrote:
You downvoted me and said no? Why? You can't possibly feel this strongly about mushrooms. Do you possibly feel this strongly about mushrooms? Why?

You can't possibly feel this strongly about mushrooms.

You don't know me!
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Possibly linux lemmy.zip possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-06-26
#30 · Quote Reply
tomiant wrote:
Mushrooms are amazing. Eat mushrooms.

*from the store
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