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lengau midwest.social lengau@midwest.social
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Given that keeping him around was murdering both Tuvok and Neelix, killing Tuvix was technically -1 murders.

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Redacted lemmy.zip Redacted@lemmy.zip
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Given that keeping him around was murdering both Tuvok and Neelix, killing Tuvix was technically -1 murders.

Why not just riker-clone tuvix then unmerge them then shoot tuvix out the air lock?

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Autonomous lemmy.ml autonomous@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-11
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Anything with Neelix DNA is a war crime.

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waterore lemmy.world waterore@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#5 · Quote Reply

Why not just riker-clone tuvix then unmerge them then shoot tuvix out the air lock?

Riker clone, unmerge them then shoot tuvix and nelix out the air lock? Its the only sensible thing to do.

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Inucune lemmy.world Inucune@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-18
#6 · Quote Reply

The episode ended with the same crew count.

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_stranger_ lemmy.world _stranger_@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-02
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I love that Data is higher on the list than Tom.

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Grail multiverse.soulism.net Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
Joined: 2026-01-14
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Why not just riker-clone tuvix then unmerge them then shoot tuvix out the air lock?

Riker clones can only be made on that one planet with the reflective atmosphere

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RoidingOldMan lemmy.world RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-08-09
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Janeway and Tom Paris' lizard babies belongs at the top.

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j4yc33 piefed.social j4yc33@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-11-10
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This is the kind of seriously gross and morally bankrupt content I come here for.

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Supervisor194 lemmy.world Supervisor194@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-28
#11 · Quote Reply

Given that keeping him around was murdering both Tuvok and Neelix, killing Tuvix was technically -1 murders.

Clone Tuvix, unmerge them from the clone, then kill Neelix. Also then kill the original Tuvix to be quite sure that Neelix cannot possibly survive.

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tigeruppercut lemmy.zip tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-08-20
#12 · Quote Reply

Wait but the nanites got to go off and live on a farm somewhere

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CPMSP midwest.social CPMSP@midwest.social
Joined: 2023-08-18
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The fuck is Tom Riker?!?

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Zorque lemmy.world Zorque@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-13
#14 · Quote Reply

The fuck is Tom Riker?!?

Will Riker without Sideburns. Also he's stuck in a Cardassian prison or something.

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fox2263 lemmy.world fox2263@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-06
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Fuck tuvix. There, I said it

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Evil_Shrubbery thelemmy.club Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
Joined: 2025-08-15
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The fuck is Tom Riker?!?

The many class action lawsuits of various chairs vs Thomas "Tom" Riker.

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Evil_Shrubbery thelemmy.club Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
Joined: 2025-08-15
#17 · (edited) Quote Reply

Given that keeping him around was murdering both Tuvok and Neelix, killing Tuvix was technically -1 murders.

True.

Tho even if you would count it as 4 murders (Janeway killing Tuvix on the spot where she first saw him, no questions asked, no explanations given) it would be still well worth it.

(I'm counting the flower as the fourth & most innocent victim in all this.)

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Evil_Shrubbery thelemmy.club Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
Joined: 2025-08-15
#18 · (edited) Quote Reply

Clone Tuvix, unmerge them from the clone, then kill Neelix. Also then kill the original Tuvix to be quite sure that Neelix cannot possibly survive.

The only problem with that scenario is that you are left with a Tuvix, as well as Neelix. Would you just airlock them tf out? (sry, reading skills absent atm)

Yes, this would be an acceptable solution that would have been taught at the academy for generations to come! Bravely saving the life of both a prominent lieutenant (later rising to the level of captain) and the plant whilst stating a clear line against any such abominations.

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TomMasz piefed.social TomMasz@piefed.social
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#19 · Quote Reply

Especially Tuvix.

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SaharaMaleikuhm feddit.org SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-07-23
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I am so happy Data is on top of the list. I would not have accepted anything else.

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_stranger_ lemmy.world _stranger_@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-02
#21 · (edited) Quote Reply

Given that keeping him around was murdering both Tuvok and Neelix, killing Tuvix was technically -1 murders.

Clone Tuvix twice. Split one, then Tuvix the other two with Tuvoc and Neelix, creating a Tuvox and a Neelic.

Voyager fixed forever.

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lengau midwest.social lengau@midwest.social
Joined: 2024-01-29
#22 · Quote Reply

Clone Tuvix twice. Split one, then Tuvix the other two with Tuvoc and Neelix, creating a Tuvox and a Neelic. Voyager fixed forever.

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belated_frog_pants beehaw.org belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org
Joined: 2023-06-09
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The fuck is Tom Riker?!?

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Thomas_Riker

Clone

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Redacted lemmy.zip Redacted@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-01-14
#24 · Quote Reply

Riker clones can only be made on that one planet with the reflective atmosphere

Alright we meet in the middle, shoot tuvix out the airlock towards that planet

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kieron115 startrek.website kieron115@startrek.website
Joined: 2024-02-14
#25 · Quote Reply

Given that keeping him around was murdering both Tuvok and Neelix, killing Tuvix was technically -1 murders.

Surely Janeway could have found a way to do the right thing and get two Tuvoks out of the deal. Could name the second one Twovok!

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James R Kirk startrek.website Kirk@startrek.website
Joined: 2025-03-01
#26 · Quote Reply

Riker clone, unmerge them then shoot tuvix and nelix out the air lock? Its the only sensible thing to do.

Clapping

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