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ummthatguy lemmy.world ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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Clay_pidgin sh.itjust.works clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-14
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The 34th Rule of Acquisition is "War is good for business".
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ummthatguy Moderator ummthatguy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-22
#3 · (edited) Quote Reply
Clay_pidgin wrote:
The 34th Rule of Acquisition is "War is good for business".

Oft confused with the 35th: Peace is good for business.

Edit: Then there's 63: We don't talk about Lumba.
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agentTeiko piefed.social agentTeiko@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-01-29
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Clay_pidgin wrote:
The 34th Rule of Acquisition is "War is good for business".

I thought that was the 35th
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Stamau123 lemmy.world Stamau123@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-09
#5 · Quote Reply
agentTeiko wrote:
I thought that was the 35th

That's "peace is good for business"
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zloubida sh.itjust.works zloubida@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-05-20
#6 · Quote Reply

34th rule : If it exists, you can sell porn if it.
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ummthatguy Moderator ummthatguy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-22
#7 · Quote Reply
zloubida wrote:
34th rule : If it exists, you can sell porn if it.

That do anything for ya? Sexy self-sealing stem bolts.
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cybervseas lemmy.world cybervseas@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#8 · Quote Reply

I…I just assumed this was a photo edit…but…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_34th_Rule
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teft piefed.social teft@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-07-22
#9 · Quote Reply

Is this a Berman production?
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ummthatguy Moderator ummthatguy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-22
#10 · Quote Reply
teft wrote:
Is this a Berman production?

No, but this is:
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teft piefed.social teft@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-07-22
#11 · Quote Reply
ummthatguy wrote:
Oft confused with the 35th: Peace is good for business. Edit: Then there's 63: We don't talk about Lumba.

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SanctimoniousApe lemmings.world SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
Joined: 2024-08-17
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Clay_pidgin wrote:
The 34th Rule of Acquisition is "War is good for business".

Honestly surprised it's that low a number.
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ummthatguy Moderator ummthatguy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-22
#13 · Quote Reply
teft wrote:

Ah, the lyrical genius of the Doc.
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teft piefed.social teft@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-07-22
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ummthatguy wrote:
Ah, the lyrical genius of the Doc.

That's such a great Doctor episode. He gets humbled so well. He did need it a bit though.
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Sundray lemmus.org sundray@lemmus.org
Joined: 2023-12-19
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ummthatguy wrote:
That do anything for ya? Sexy self-sealing stem bolts.

It's not my thing, but it's doing something for someone:
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AeronMelon lemmy.world aeronmelon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-26
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ummthatguy wrote:
Ah, the lyrical genius of the Doc.

Doc: “I took the liberty of asking the computer to generate music in the style of Lin Manuel Miranda.”
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