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pEg startrek.website pEg@startrek.website
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TheReturnOfPEB reddthat.com TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com
Joined: 2024-05-01
#2 · Quote Reply

"So how did the day go as substitute for my class ?"

"I ain't no fucking snitch!"

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ummthatguy lemmy.world ummthatguy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-22
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This reminded me of a block of middle school when our honors writing/literary teacher had to take some leave for health reasons. The substitute had no idea what they were getting into. Tried to talk to us like infants, so he quickly got our ire. Didn't have a very strong resolve and this hadn't gone unnoticed by one of the more snarky, bullish students. One day, the sub tried to relate to us by telling a personal story, one element of which was then turned back on him as an insult. The whole class couldn't help but laugh. We'd destroyed this poor man. Once our teacher returned, she was certainly disappointed, but not entirely surprised either.

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duckythescientist sh.itjust.works duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-11-12
#4 · Quote Reply

Oh, that type of sub. I totally assumed that from the start like the normal person that I am.

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spicy pancake lemmy.zip janus2@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-06-27
#5 · Quote Reply

Oh, that type of sub. I totally assumed that from the start like the normal person that I am.

smdh everyone judging our sandwich choices these days

next they'll be looking down on me for the sex dungeon stuff

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nightofmichelinstars sopuli.xyz nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-09-21
#6 · Quote Reply

He's having a crisis because he just met a talking sandwich.

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BillyClark piefed.social BillyClark@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-01-21
#7 · Quote Reply

"So how did the day go as substitute for my class ?" "I ain't no fucking snitch!"

Do they actually talk? I always assumed the substitute teacher just left notes.

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RustyShackleford piefed.social RustyShackleford@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-11-27
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Do they actually talk? I always assumed the substitute teacher just left notes.

My girlfriend, who is an honors teacher, mentioned that substitutes rarely engage in activities beyond following a basic lesson plan or showing a movie. I find it hard to comprehend the necessity of leaving notes, except for serving as a paper trail for the principal.

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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-04
#9 · Quote Reply

My girlfriend, who is an honors teacher, mentioned that substitutes rarely engage in activities beyond following a basic lesson plan or showing a movie. I find it hard to comprehend the necessity of leaving notes, except for serving as a paper trail for the principal.

a paper trail for the principal

I was in a band called that. We mostly played punk, anti-war protest songs, and combinations thereof.

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-10-06
#10 · Quote Reply

Guess my subs never snitched, cuz this is not a core memory I have. Not that none of my classes ever fucked with them. FFS, one of the regular subs we had was named SHEET. You know how easy it is to make that sound like "Mr. Shit?"

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Drusas fedia.io Drusas@fedia.io
Joined: 2024-08-16
#11 · Quote Reply

Oh, that type of sub. I totally assumed that from the start like the normal person that I am.

Same. Took me a moment.

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Landless2029 lemmy.world Landless2029@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-23
#12 · Quote Reply

"So how did the day go as substitute for my class ?" "I ain't no fucking snitch!"

Yeah what is this some "summer Lemmy" shit? Spring break stuff? Idk man. Most of Lemmy is older and this is grade school humor

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
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Do they actually talk? I always assumed the substitute teacher just left notes.

i can't speak to middle/high, but elementary there's a computer system where they leave notes. same place they leave the sub plans and discipline and grades and shit. I would imagine it's similar. My wife only sees her subs on days where she has to work and still needs a substitute - she just has stuff to do outside the classroom (yeah life is not all gumdrops and chocolate in substitute time it's maybe 25% gumdrop and 40% chocolate. the rest is meetings that could have been knife fights and nougat)

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CyberEgg discuss.tchncs.de CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-06-22
#14 · Quote Reply

What does your teacher has to do with your submissive?

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AnUnusualRelic lemmy.world AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-06
#15 · Quote Reply

I had to read the comments to figure out what the hell this was about.

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ILikeBoobies lemmy.ca ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-08-14
#16 · Quote Reply

What does your teacher has to do with your submissive?

The Dom went too far and didn't practice after care.

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wizardbeard lemmy.dbzer0.com wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-06-16
#17 · Quote Reply

That's interesting dear. Have you finished your homework?

You know you have to finish your homewoek before you can play games on the computer or talk to your friends on the phone.

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