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RmDebArc_5
piefed.zip
RmDebArc_5@piefed.zipJoined: 2025-06-23 |
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ViatorOmnium
piefed.social
ViatorOmnium@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-11 |
Progress is moving forwards to the target destination. If you take a wrong turn in the fork you might still be moving forward but not progressing. |
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red_tomato
lemmy.world
red_tomato@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-12-30 |
”To increase profit we need to make more money” This was said by a C-level suite at my work. Yeah, no shit Sherlock. |
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Im_old
lemmy.world
Im_old@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-04 |
”To increase profit we need to make more money” This was said by a C-level suite at my work. Yeah, no shit Sherlock.
I know Scott Adams is not someone to be promoted for his personal views, but Dilbert is so much a reflection of reality it's unreal.
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13igTyme
piefed.social
13igTyme@piefed.social Joined: 2025-08-14 |
Progress is moving forwards to the target destination. If you take a wrong turn in the fork you might still be moving forward but not progressing.
One could argue that's regression and moving backwards. |
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drolex
sopuli.xyz
drolex@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2023-06-13 |
Progress is moving forwards to the target destination. If you take a wrong turn in the fork you might still be moving forward but not progressing.
Claude Lévi-Strauss theorised that human progress actually happens without a clear goal and doesn't follow a straight line, but rather goes in leaps, changing direction... Surely these alpha brains were discussing this! |
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5715
feddit.org
5715@feddit.org Joined: 2024-10-27 |
Moves the cup of coffee forward, looks at you, expecting a response |
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lath
lemmy.world
lath@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-22 |
One could argue that's regression and moving backwards.
Return to monkey is progress. |
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jaybone
lemmy.zip
jaybone@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-02-08 |
”To increase profit we need to make more money” This was said by a C-level suite at my work. Yeah, no shit Sherlock.
Same when they interview coaches after a game. “What do you think went wrong, and what can you do to improve it” “Well, I think mainly our problem was, we didn’t score more points than the opposing team. That was a major contributing factor to our loss. I think in the future, we need to focus more on scoring more points, and not allowing the opposing team to score more points than us.” |
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Digit
lemmy.wtf
Digit@lemmy.wtfJoined: 2023-10-29 |
Reminds of doctors on about idiopathic ailments, like they've the answer. ... Also likely partly why so much ill-health everywhere. |
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Get_Off_My_WLAN
fedia.io
Get_Off_My_WLAN@fedia.io Joined: 2024-08-14 |
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TankovayaDiviziya
lemmy.world
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-01-22 |
Claude Lévi-Strauss theorised that human progress actually happens without a clear goal and doesn't follow a straight line, but rather goes in leaps, changing direction... See Race and History chap. 5 Surely these alpha brains were discussing this!
I wasn't expecting that from Levi Strauss of all people. Martin Luther King Jr's similar quote is that the moral arc may not be straight, but it bends towards justice. I'm far from being an optimist, but i think humanity generally progresses to better moral values. The hiccups and backlash we see are typically from people who are resistant to changes because they are more comfortable with what they grew up to be familiar in, even if it's wrong. |
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Damage
feddit.it
Damage@feddit.it Joined: 2023-06-12 |
”To increase profit we need to make more money” This was said by a C-level suite at my work. Yeah, no shit Sherlock.
I mean, if "making money" = revenue, then increasing revenue, assuming you're making a profit, will increase profits..but you could also work on your costs and increase profits while keeping revenue constant |
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Bazell
lemmy.zip
Bazell@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-11-12 |
That is how you create an illusion of being important and busy. These gentlemen are really skilled. |
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Zachariah
lemmy.world
Zachariah@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-13 |
”To increase profit we need to make more money” This was said by a C-level suite at my work. Yeah, no shit Sherlock.
“because of inflation, costs are rising” |
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AeonFelis
lemmy.world
AeonFelis@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-03 |
Credit: Adult Children |
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WanderingThoughts
europe.pub
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub Joined: 2025-03-31 |
I wasn't expecting that from Levi Strauss of all people. Martin Luther King Jr's similar quote is that the moral arc may not be straight, but it bends towards justice. I'm far from being an optimist, but i think humanity generally progresses to better moral values. The hiccups and backlash we see are typically from people who are resistant to changes because they are more comfortable with what ...
Because those with bad morals just don't last as long. Rebellion and corruption bring them down sooner or later. |
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Duamerthrax
lemmy.world
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-27 |
I know Scott Adams is not someone to be promoted for his personal views, but Dilbert is so much a reflection of reality it's unreal.
It's because Adams just drew the stories other people sent him. |
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MrVilliam
sh.itjust.works
MrVilliam@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2025-06-29 |
”To increase profit we need to make more money” This was said by a C-level suite at my work. Yeah, no shit Sherlock.
The more common way these guys increase profit is by lowering costs, and the only way they've figure out how to do that is by laying off a bunch of people, so this is actually a step in the right direction at least. Now I'm wondering whether their solution is to appeal to more customers or to raise prices. What am I saying. Of course it's the latter. |
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BarneyPiccolo
lemmy.today
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-30 |
That is how you create an illusion of being important and busy. These gentlemen are really skilled.
The Business Management Class is a bloated demographic sector that is 90% redundant, and nobody is more aware of it that they are. They know the fasted way to increased profits is to fire them, so they are desperate to justify their importance, and throw underlings under the bus instead of themselves. |
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SkyeStarfall
lemmy.blahaj.zone
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2023-06-12 |
humanity generally progresses to better moral values Because those with bad morals just don't last as long. Rebellion and corruption bring them down sooner or later.
Also, I'd argue, because reality isn't a zero-sum game. We simply earn more by working together and helping each other, and so more altruistic societies are more resilient. Over time this might average out into morally better societies winning out more than they lose out That doesn't mean they can't lose out, though |
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czardestructo
lemmy.world
czardestructo@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-10 |
C suites are now infested with a circle jerk of MBAs, business minded people who dont understand or care about the product or how its made. MBAs are a plague, let the engineers who know a damn thing sit at the table please... |
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aeiou
piefed.social
aeiou@piefed.social Joined: 2025-07-27 |
I choose to believe this is some sort of shibboleth like throwing the most inane business speak at each other somehow confirms that they are a real business person and not some guy in a suit that would never think to say something so vapid and devoid of actual meaning |
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GraniteM
lemmy.world
GraniteM@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-11 |
Progress is moving forwards to the target destination. If you take a wrong turn in the fork you might still be moving forward but not progressing.
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Randelung
lemmy.world
Randelung@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-18 |
C suites are now infested with a circle jerk of MBAs, business minded people who dont understand or care about the product or how its made. MBAs are a plague, let the engineers who know a damn thing sit at the table please...
Engineers: Hmm, maybe we should get someone with a bit of market knowledge to the table. MBA: Shit, I have no clue what they're talking about. I need someone who speaks my language. MBA 2: Man, these engineers really have no clue what we're talking about, huh. Engineers: removed |
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Randelung
lemmy.world
Randelung@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-18 |
“because of inflation, costs are rising”
It's so hard to refute this one. They're obviously closely linked, but that makes associations so much stronger in people's minds. I remember physics class. Our teacher was desperately trying to explain that, in circular motion, the resulting force is THE RESULT of adding all others, and that resulting force results in circular motion, not some magical additional force because something is turning. Just like your quote, cause and effect were reversed. (Resp. rather, instead of cause, rising costs are inflation.) |
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WanderingThoughts
europe.pub
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub Joined: 2025-03-31 |
Also, I'd argue, because reality isn't a zero-sum game. We simply earn more by working together and helping each other, and so more altruistic societies are more resilient. Over time this might average out into morally better societies winning out more than they lose out That doesn't mean they can't lose out, though
A lot also depends on what the society does. If it's only resource extraction, you give people a pick axe and whip them until they start digging. If you want people to do science and engineering, you have to take care of people or you'll have subpar results. |
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chonglibloodsport
lemmy.world
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-14 |
Engineers: Hmm, maybe we should get someone with a bit of market knowledge to the table. MBA: Shit, I have no clue what they're talking about. I need someone who speaks my language. MBA 2: Man, these engineers really have no clue what we're talking about, huh. Engineers: removed
Plenty of engineers struggle to care about the right things too though. You can witness this in Linux communities. The engineers will engage in passion-project rewrites of core systems any day of the week over fixing that one annoying UI bug that thousands of users complain endlessly about. |
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Frozengyro
lemmy.world
Frozengyro@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-03 |
Same when they interview coaches after a game. “What do you think went wrong, and what can you do to improve it” “Well, I think mainly our problem was, we didn’t score more points than the opposing team. That was a major contributing factor to our loss. I think in the future, we need to focus more on scoring more points, and not allowing the opposing team to score more points than us.”
Seriously, sports interviews are the worst! |
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apex32
lemmy.world
apex32@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
Reminds me of Peggy Hill:
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NocturnalMorning
lemmy.world
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-30 |
Plenty of engineers struggle to care about the right things too though. You can witness this in Linux communities. The engineers will engage in passion-project rewrites of core systems any day of the week over fixing that one annoying UI bug that thousands of users complain endlessly about.
Those are software people. I wouldn't really consider them engineers in the sense being discussed here. Lots of software people are ready to rewrite the entire code base in a refactor bcz they think they can decouple a few systems in a better way, all the while introducing bugs while they do it. I dont know a lot of engineers willing to do that. It's not zero, I do know a few, but it's a lot less. |
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chonglibloodsport
lemmy.world
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-14 |
Those are software people. I wouldn't really consider them engineers in the sense being discussed here. Lots of software people are ready to rewrite the entire code base in a refactor bcz they think they can decouple a few systems in a better way, all the while introducing bugs while they do it. I dont know a lot of engineers willing to do that. It's not zero, I do know a few, but it's a lot less.
There’s no professional organization that all software engineers belong to, the way we have with civil engineers. This leads to a ton of ambiguity about who is a true engineer and who are software people, as you call them. This is an issue even among people who know how to write their own software. So then should we really be surprised that non-technical MBAs can’t tell the difference between true engineers and software people? |
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Quetzalcutlass
lemmy.world
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-02 |
C suites are now infested with a circle jerk of MBAs, business minded people who dont understand or care about the product or how its made. MBAs are a plague, let the engineers who know a damn thing sit at the table please...
Jack Welch hollowed out and destroyed one of the largest conglomerates in the world, but he was able to hide the damage until after he retired and he made a ton of money doing it. So obviously his methods became the standard for the business world, even after GE's collapse and the countless postmortems laying the blame on him. |
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SkyeStarfall
lemmy.blahaj.zone
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2023-06-12 |
A lot also depends on what the society does. If it's only resource extraction, you give people a pick axe and whip them until they start digging. If you want people to do science and engineering, you have to take care of people or you'll have subpar results.
But a society that does just resource extraction won't outperform a society that does research and engineering. It all kinda plays into everything else |
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NocturnalMorning
lemmy.world
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-30 |
There’s no professional organization that all software engineers belong to, the way we have with civil engineers. This leads to a ton of ambiguity about who is a true engineer and who are software people, as you call them. This is an issue even among people who know how to write their own software. So then should we really be surprised that non-technical MBAs can’t tell the difference between t...
This isn't a no true scottsman thing. An engineer is someone who also does engineering work in addition and not just software. It can be anything from structural stuff like FEA simulation, fluid dynamics, to manufacturing. That's the distinction, that's it. |
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BranBucket
lemmy.world
BranBucket@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-07 |
I choose to believe this is some sort of shibboleth like throwing the most inane business speak at each other somehow confirms that they are a real business person and not some guy in a suit that would never think to say something so vapid and devoid of actual meaning
It's as if being able to say dumb shit like this without feeling self-conscious demonstrates that your thinking has a sort of ethical ambiguity about it that means you'll go along with whatever to make the shareholders and your fellow c-suite drones more money. It also seems like it could be sort of a personal thought-terminating cliche, as in, "I'm not going to think too hard about the effects of the next round of layoffs, because a more efficient company will make more progress, and progress is moving forward." |
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chonglibloodsport
lemmy.world
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-14 |
This isn't a no true scottsman thing. An engineer is someone who also does engineering work in addition and not just software. It can be anything from structural stuff like FEA simulation, fluid dynamics, to manufacturing. That's the distinction, that's it.
How does that pertain to the above issue of businesses and MBAs and software which was nothing to do with physical engineering work? Like if you’re saying only people who understand fluid dynamics know how to build business software and the people who engage in passion project rewrites on Linux software don’t, then what? I have no idea what you’re really arguing here. |
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baines
piefed.social
baines@piefed.social Joined: 2025-12-27 |
Plenty of engineers struggle to care about the right things too though. You can witness this in Linux communities. The engineers will engage in passion-project rewrites of core systems any day of the week over fixing that one annoying UI bug that thousands of users complain endlessly about.
are those paid positions? |
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TheJesusaurus
piefed.ca
TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca Joined: 2025-10-20 |
Same when they interview coaches after a game. “What do you think went wrong, and what can you do to improve it” “Well, I think mainly our problem was, we didn’t score more points than the opposing team. That was a major contributing factor to our loss. I think in the future, we need to focus more on scoring more points, and not allowing the opposing team to score more points than us.”
Well except in that case the coaches and players don't actually give a fuck. They are contractually obligated to be there and say something to morons trying to bait them into viral clips They respond by spitting out canned responses This is not a problem with sports, if sports was left alone I promise you the coach wouldn't be volunteering to go give a recap of a 3 nothing loss to a team outside the division in the middle of the season |
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chonglibloodsport
lemmy.world
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-14 |
are those paid positions?
Why does that matter? People always say that about open source! “If you don’t like it then fix it yourself!” And then they complain that no one wants to use it! You can’t have it both ways. If you’re just building it for yourself then keep it to yourself. If you open it up to the public then people are going to complain if there’s issues (or just ignore it outright if it sucks). Having said all that, I do have a lot of sympathy for volunteer devs who promise to fix issues after they complete some core rewrite or major refactor, as long as they’re open about it and make a good case for it being necessary. I have a lot less sympathy for developers who are forever bored of fixing issues and just want to endlessly break things by doing rewrites and other fun hobby stuff. If you’re going to do that then don’t present your project as if it were part of the open source community; it’s your hobby, not a community project. |
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TheJesusaurus
piefed.ca
TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca Joined: 2025-10-20 |
C suites are now infested with a circle jerk of MBAs, business minded people who dont understand or care about the product or how its made. MBAs are a plague, let the engineers who know a damn thing sit at the table please...
Engineer here. No, we refuse. Yes we hate the decision making people too, but I also have no interest in doing accounting and project management and all that bullshit, how about they just pay us to engineer shit good and then listen |
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CarbonIceDragon
pawb.social
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.socialJoined: 2023-06-05 |
I wasn't expecting that from Levi Strauss of all people. Martin Luther King Jr's similar quote is that the moral arc may not be straight, but it bends towards justice. I'm far from being an optimist, but i think humanity generally progresses to better moral values. The hiccups and backlash we see are typically from people who are resistant to changes because they are more comfortable with what ...
"Better moral values" is an interesting phrase, since moral values are the thing by which you'd judge if a thing is better or worse, which just means that better values are those that are closer to whatever one's own values are. It seems to me that it should look like this is the case to a typical person regardless of where people's morals go, because the average person can be expected to have the average values of their time (otherwise how would those be the average values?), and as such, a typical person is going to see a world that mostly agrees with them on what is fundamentally right and wrong, but which historically did not and which eventually changes into values close to their own with time, without there needing to be any kind of arc or force of history that shape's people's values towards a given conclusion. |
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baines
piefed.social
baines@piefed.social Joined: 2025-12-27 |
Why does that matter? People always say that about open source! “If you don’t like it then fix it yourself!” And then they complain that no one wants to use it! You can’t have it both ways. If you’re just building it for yourself then keep it to yourself. If you open it up to the public then people are going to complain if there’s issues (or just ignore it outright if it sucks). Having said all...
are they paid? yes or no |
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chonglibloodsport
lemmy.world
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-14 |
are they paid? yes or no
Many of them often are, through donations / Patreon / etc. |
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TheJesusaurus
piefed.ca
TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca Joined: 2025-10-20 |
Plenty of engineers struggle to care about the right things too though. You can witness this in Linux communities. The engineers will engage in passion-project rewrites of core systems any day of the week over fixing that one annoying UI bug that thousands of users complain endlessly about.
Well, I'd argue they're focused on the right things from their perspective, which is usually trying to optimize a thing for a purpose. Engineers are pretty good at engineering and not so good necessarily at other stuff, like every other job. But if you tell them what you want and why, and what limitations you have, clearly. They can typically engineer the thing you want. The complications are normally money, suppliers, manufacturing, etc |
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baines
piefed.social
baines@piefed.social Joined: 2025-12-27 |
Many of them often are, through donations / Patreon / etc.
so no there’s your answer and I suspect you understand this as we’ve struggled to arrive here if you want people to do non passion projects you need to pay them for those parts specifically as much as I love patreon as a concept (not the company it is shit) the work agreement I’ve always seen is rather open |
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NocturnalMorning
lemmy.world
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-30 |
There’s no professional organization that all software engineers belong to, the way we have with civil engineers. This leads to a ton of ambiguity about who is a true engineer and who are software people, as you call them. This is an issue even among people who know how to write their own software. So then should we really be surprised that non-technical MBAs can’t tell the difference between t...
You made a statement about engineers vs software people. |
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ChickenLadyLovesLife
lemmy.world
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-16 |
I remember borrowing a friend's MBA textbook just for laughs. I particularly remember the chapter on "Negotiating", which included a boxed section that said "Your skill at negotiating will affect the outcome of the negotiations." |
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ChickenLadyLovesLife
lemmy.world
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-16 |
C suites are now infested with a circle jerk of MBAs, business minded people who dont understand or care about the product or how its made. MBAs are a plague, let the engineers who know a damn thing sit at the table please...
Lol "now". |
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NotASharkInAManSuit
lemmy.world
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-05-06 |
I remember borrowing a friend's MBA textbook just for laughs. I particularly remember the chapter on "Negotiating", which included a boxed section that said "Your skill at negotiating will affect the outcome of the negotiations."
“How good you are at something will dictate how good you are at that thing.” |
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ChickenLadyLovesLife
lemmy.world
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-16 |
The more common way these guys increase profit is by lowering costs, and the only way they've figure out how to do that is by laying off a bunch of people, so this is actually a step in the right direction at least. Now I'm wondering whether their solution is to appeal to more customers or to raise prices. What am I saying. Of course it's the latter.
Weirdly enough, another way to lower costs would be to have everybody work from home so you don't have to pay for office space. Yet the overwhelming trend is away from WFH. |
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