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Cover art for "My Teacher Is an Alien" by Bruce Coville. 1989.
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SSTF lemmy.world setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world
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Tidesphere piefed.world Tidesphere@piefed.world
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This was one of my favorite books when I was in school. Bruce Coville wrote a lot of my favorites from that time period

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KoboldCoterie pawb.social KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
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Maybe someone should have taught their teacher not to pull off his human mask while standing right in front of an open window.

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SSTF Moderator setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world
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This was one of my favorite books when I was in school. Bruce Coville wrote a lot of my favorites from that time period

It looks very Goosebump-y.

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Victor lemmy.world victorz@lemmy.world
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Reminds me of The Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

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Victor lemmy.world victorz@lemmy.world
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Reminds me of The Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Also "They Live".

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Tidesphere piefed.world Tidesphere@piefed.world
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It looks very Goosebump-y.

It does have a lot of that same vibe! His other series, the Magic Shop series, is the classic "The Devil sells you a cursed object" trope, but a lot of fun. Jeremy Thatcher, Dragon Hatcher, was another one that I loved a lot as a kid

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BingBong sh.itjust.works BingBong@sh.itjust.works
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Omg I loved this book and a bunch of others by this author! Gotta see if they sell DRM free epubs somewhere so my kids can enjoy them.

What a pleasant blast from the past. Thanks OP!

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floofloof lemmy.ca floofloof@lemmy.ca
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I thought he was stabbing himself in the neck with a large parsnip until I zoomed in.

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KickMeElmo sopuli.xyz KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz
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Omg I loved this book and a bunch of others by this author! Gotta see if they sell DRM free epubs somewhere so my kids can enjoy them. What a pleasant blast from the past. Thanks OP!

They're all on Z-Lib, so they should be purchaseable somewhere.

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Endymion_Mallorn kbin.melroy.org Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org
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In the second book, I Left My Sneakers In Dimension X, there's a line from Snout that has roughly stuck with me all my life and influenced my philosophy on the world.

"Take of solace when solace is offered. The cup of pain cannot always be shared."

Between that and the discussion between Splinter & Raph in TMNT 1990, there was a lot to unpack there while I was coping with anger issues as a kid.

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Gerblat lemmy.world Gerblat@lemmy.world
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It does have a lot of that same vibe! His other series, the Magic Shop series, is the classic "The Devil sells you a cursed object" trope, but a lot of fun. Jeremy Thatcher, Dragon Hatcher, was another one that I loved a lot as a kid

Holy shit, Jeremy Thatcher, Dragon Hatcher! 😭
I loved that book

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ummthatguy lemmy.world ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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In the second book, I Left My Sneakers In Dimension X, there's a line from Snout that has roughly stuck with me all my life and influenced my philosophy on the world. "Take of solace when solace is offered. The cup of pain cannot always be shared." Between that and the discussion between Splinter & Raph in TMNT 1990, there was a lot to unpack there while I was coping with anger issues as a kid.

Wrong scene?

Goosebumps and the 1st TMNT film went pretty dark.

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NannerBanner literature.cafe NannerBanner@literature.cafe
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Holy cow, I would never have thought of this book without something triggering the memory, but it was a great one! I think it was one of the books my teacher kept on the shelf for if you were done with classwork, and I blew through it in class.

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cheers_queers lemmy.zip cheers_queers@lemmy.zip
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i tried reading this to my kid and it scared the fuck outta them lmao

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grue lemmy.world grue@lemmy.world
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This was one of my favorite books when I was in school. Bruce Coville wrote a lot of my favorites from that time period

I wouldn't be surprised if it's very popular among the sorts of folks who use Lemmy.

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late_night sopuli.xyz late_night@sopuli.xyz
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Maybe someone should have taught their teacher not to pull off his human mask while standing right in front of an open window.

One of the teacher's big mistakes was to casually stare at the sun during recess

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errer lemmy.world errer@lemmy.world
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Reeeeeally looks like 1980s Trump. Release the UFO files!

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tetris11 feddit.uk tetris11@feddit.uk
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I wouldn't be surprised if it's very popular among the sorts of folks who use Lemmy.

get outta here

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surewhynotlem lemmy.world surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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I really enjoyed My Teacher Flunked The Planet. I've got to go reread it. I feel like it might be topical.

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CerebralHawks lemmy.dbzer0.com cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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I remember when books like these were offered on portable red, blue, and yellow shelves. Talking about the Scholastic book faires that would come to school in the 1980s. I don't remember what the colours represented, but I remember the colours clearly and I don't recall any green, purple, pink, black, white, or orange shelves, just those three colours, so I imagine they meant something. But I looked at everything.

I think I also got "The House With a Clock in its Walls," the cat vampire one, the vegetable vampire one (I forget the names), "Tom's Midnight Garden", and other school-friendly/age appropriate YA horror, before I discovered Stephen King and Dean Koontz. (And then I never looked at YA again, until the Harry Potter books started coming out. I'm still reading Sword Art Online, which is YA from Japan; they call it LN, or Light Novels, over there, but, same thing.)

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FlashMobOfOne lemmy.world FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world
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I still have my copy. Love Coville's books.

Also he's really responsive on social media and a super nice guy if you ever want to say hello.

Oh, one other thing: If you love Coville, you should read some Henry Neff. Another fantastic author and super nice person.

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CADmonkey lemmy.world CADmonkey@lemmy.world
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I loved these books as a kid. One of them had a line in it that really stuck with me:

"When technology advances, the technology to fool it advances too. There's a nice balance in that, don't you think?"

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Tidesphere piefed.world Tidesphere@piefed.world
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I wouldn't be surprised if it's very popular among the sorts of folks who use Lemmy.

I'm not sure what you mean

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JustinTheGM ttrpg.network JustinTheGM@ttrpg.network
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I remember when books like these were offered on portable red, blue, and yellow shelves. Talking about the Scholastic book faires that would come to school in the 1980s. I don't remember what the colours represented, but I remember the colours clearly and I don't recall any green, purple, pink, black, white, or orange shelves, just those three colours, so I imagine they meant something. But I l...

The vegetable vampire one was Bunnicula!

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coolman lemmy.world coolman@lemmy.world
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They're all on Z-Lib, so they should be purchaseable somewhere.

People rip epubs all the time, them being on zlib doesn't necessarily mean drm free versions are available for purchase sadly

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grue lemmy.world grue@lemmy.world
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I'm not sure what you mean

I mean I think a lot of us are nerds who like sci-fi and possibly sympathize with the kid in the book who decides he wants to be abducted.

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grue lemmy.world grue@lemmy.world
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get outta here

What? I didn't mean it like it was a bad thing!

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atrielienz lemmy.world atrielienz@lemmy.world
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I remember when books like these were offered on portable red, blue, and yellow shelves. Talking about the Scholastic book faires that would come to school in the 1980s. I don't remember what the colours represented, but I remember the colours clearly and I don't recall any green, purple, pink, black, white, or orange shelves, just those three colours, so I imagine they meant something. But I l...

Bunnicula?!

This cover sparked a memory for "Fat Men from Space" which was a book in a similar vein.

It's funny to me how so much of our media back then featured alien takeovers that only the kids had discovered.

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washbasin sh.itjust.works washbasin@sh.itjust.works
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Thank you for bringing this memory back! Absolute banger art and book!

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tetris11 feddit.uk tetris11@feddit.uk
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What? I didn't mean it like it was a bad thing!

GET OUT OF HERE! THEY'RE COMING! TELL MY WIFE I LOVED YOU

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Soleos lemmy.world Soleos@lemmy.world
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Oh my god I forgot about this! What an absolute banger!

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CerebralHawks lemmy.dbzer0.com cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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The vegetable vampire one was Bunnicula!

I meant bunny, not cat, but you're right. The one I remember β€” the name just randomly came to me β€” was The Celery Stalks at Midnight. Turns out it's from the same series. I didn't realise it was a series, I just remember the books.

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caseyweederman lemmy.ca caseyweederman@lemmy.ca
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I'm not sure what you mean

We're old

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caseyweederman lemmy.ca caseyweederman@lemmy.ca
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Maybe someone should have taught their teacher not to pull off his human mask while standing right in front of an open window.

The twist was that the aliens were cool

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caseyweederman lemmy.ca caseyweederman@lemmy.ca
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Holy shit, Jeremy Thatcher, Dragon Hatcher! 😭 I loved that book

Shoot, what was the book series about finding an alien in your cereal? It was called something like "there's an alien in my cereal!" No! That's somehow unrelated. I was thinking of Aliens for Breakfast by Jonathan Etra and Stephanie Spinner:
Image: A children's book cover with cute cartoon art of a boy with glasses looking surprised by a tiny insectile being standing on his box of Alien Crisp cereal. Above the title (Aliens for Breakfast) is the smaller text "Richard doesn't know it yet, but he has only five days to save the world!"
In the top-right corner is a logo that reads A Stepping Stone Book, and in the bottom-right corner is the two authors' names, and "Illustrated by Steve BjΓΆrkman".

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caseyweederman lemmy.ca caseyweederman@lemmy.ca
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I still have my copy. Love Coville's books. Also he's really responsive on social media and a super nice guy if you ever want to say hello. Oh, one other thing: If you love Coville, you should read some Henry Neff. Another fantastic author and super nice person.

It's really good to hear that he still stands up as a person.
KA Applegate too.

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caseyweederman lemmy.ca caseyweederman@lemmy.ca
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Wrong scene? Goosebumps and the 1st TMNT film went pretty dark.

No I'm pretty sure that's the scene

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caseyweederman lemmy.ca caseyweederman@lemmy.ca
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I mean I think a lot of us are nerds who like sci-fi and possibly sympathize with the kid in the book who decides he wants to be abducted.

Don't forget about Have Space Suit, Will Travel

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toynbee lemmy.world toynbee@lemmy.world
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It's really good to hear that he still stands up as a person. KA Applegate too.

She does? I haven't heard any reference to her since the fantasy series she started mid-Animorphs. What's she doing now?

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I remember when books like these were offered on portable red, blue, and yellow shelves. Talking about the Scholastic book faires that would come to school in the 1980s. I don't remember what the colours represented, but I remember the colours clearly and I don't recall any green, purple, pink, black, white, or orange shelves, just those three colours, so I imagine they meant something. But I l...

I'm pretty sure they meant grade/reading level. You were encouraged to pick from your own, but it wasn't enforced.

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toynbee lemmy.world toynbee@lemmy.world
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Bunnicula?! This cover sparked a memory for "Fat Men from Space" which was a book in a similar vein. It's funny to me how so much of our media back then featured alien takeovers that only the kids had discovered.

I thought that was from Sluggy Freelance.

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That was a good book

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caseyweederman lemmy.ca caseyweederman@lemmy.ca
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She does? I haven't heard any reference to her since the fantasy series she started mid-Animorphs. What's she doing now?

Being the anti Rowling that the world needs.
Applegate and Grant say trans rights!

They've started putting out graphic novels of Animorphs, so if you know any young readers, it's a great place to kindle a new love of the series.

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SpiceDealer lemmy.dbzer0.com SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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I remember coming across this in the elementary school library! Thanks for the quick nostalgia trip.

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toynbee lemmy.world toynbee@lemmy.world
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Being the anti Rowling that the world needs. Applegate and Grant say trans rights! They've started putting out graphic novels of Animorphs, so if you know any young readers, it's a great place to kindle a new love of the series.

How young?

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Baggie lemmy.zip Baggie@lemmy.zip
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There was a really decent point and click adventure game about this series. It had a bunch of methods for discovering the alien, and it was randomised which teacher was the alien each run. A touch clunky on some sections, but still a personal favourite of mine.

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caseyweederman lemmy.ca caseyweederman@lemmy.ca
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How young?

More accessible because of the pictures, but the tone and content seem like a good match. Maybe a couple of years younger than the originals were for?

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toynbee lemmy.world toynbee@lemmy.world
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More accessible because of the pictures, but the tone and content seem like a good match. Maybe a couple of years younger than the originals were for?

Okay, thanks! Just wanted to know if I should get them for my kid.

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Afaithfulnihilist lemmy.dbzer0.com Afaithfulnihilist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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I used to love these books in fourth and fifth grade. I could read one in about a Thursday/Friday before the weekend, which I had to do and then write an essay on in order to get my super Nintendo controller back. There were so many of these and they were kind of dumb but they took place in our real world which made it feel like a more plausible fantasy.

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