If this starts with putting heavy cream in your shorts, I am right out.

What happened to charging your device? We're going backwards here...

She and her boyfriend, Jacob Arnold, 30, a sterile processing tech at a hospital and an avid runner and biker, do just that: they pour heavy cream and salt into

— uh-oh, this isn’t looking good —

double-bagged Ziplocs and secure the squishy bags of dairy inside their matching running vests before setting off on a trail run. At the end, they spread their creation on sandwich bread and dig in.

Close call.

Yeah basically any regular linear (ish) oscillation will let you split cream into butter.

If you have a sawsall you can do this:

https://youtube.com/shorts/ywawFWNsnCs

Which is way way faster than beating in a stand mixer.

Yeah, the article is kinda stupid. It just boils down to the fact "shaking cream makes milk".

*makes butter