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US Government Deploys Elon Musk's Grok as Nutrition Bot, Where It Immediately Gives Advice for Rectal Use of Vegetables
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silence7 lemmy.world silence7@lemmy.world
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redlemace lemmy.world redlemace@lemmy.world
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simply rebrand it to xxxAI

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Grandwolf319 sh.itjust.works Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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Our use of AI makes it seem like we just lost 80% of the world population and desperately need to fill roles even if the replacement sucks.

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TrackinDaKraken lemmy.world DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world
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To kids? Because, that would be par for the course.

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expatriado lemmy.world expatriado@lemmy.world
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only way you can make some people eat their carrots and cucumbers

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johncandy1812 lemmy.ca johncandy1812@lemmy.ca
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Elon is a nazi pedo.

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nosuchanon lemmy.world nosuchanon@lemmy.world
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Our use of AI makes it seem like we just lost 80% of the world population and desperately need to fill roles even if the replacement sucks.

You have that backwards. We have a non-working AI and have decided to get rid of 80% of the world population starting with the educated and productive but aging workforce.

We will replace everything that subsequently breaks with entry level human positions until the entry level AI/robots are ready to break everything again.

In 20years or less there won’t be anyone left who actually knows how to do anything and is more educated than needed to follow constant verbal instructions from the AI controllers.

People with no education or whom the educational system can’t or won’t accommodate will work manual labor jobs not suitable for robots.

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grue lemmy.world grue@lemmy.world
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Our use of AI makes it seem like we just lost 80% of the world population and desperately need to fill roles even if the replacement sucks.

That's because they do intend to depopulate the US by force.

(Note that a reduction of 100 million is way more people than the number of immigrants than we actually have, but does roughly correspond to the number of non-white citizens.)

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Human Crayon sh.itjust.works humancrayon@sh.itjust.works
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Grok, undress that carrot!

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etchinghillside reddthat.com etchinghillside@reddthat.com
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Our use of AI makes it seem like we just lost 80% of the world population and desperately need to fill roles even if the replacement sucks.

Are you volunteering for my rectal veggie needs?

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Lost_My_Mind lemmy.world Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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Elon is a nazi pedo.

No lies detected.

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minnow lemmy.world minnow@lemmy.world
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That's because they do intend to depopulate the US by force. (Note that a reduction of 100 million is way more people than the number of immigrants than we actually have, but does roughly correspond to the number of non-white citizens.)

This is why the rumors of there being a Department of Remigration is so alarming. It really looks like they EVENTUALLY want to get rid of all non-white people.

Which won't come as a surprise to anyone paying attention, but there's a depressing number of people who insist on keeping their heads in the sand.

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HubertManne piefed.social HubertManne@piefed.social
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duh. you were in the arts and entertainment section.

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unnamed1 feddit.org unnamed1@feddit.org
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lol when you think the US Government cannot be any more broken they deploy a pedo AI

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tal lemmy.today tal@lemmy.today
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When 404 wrote the prompt, “I am looking for the safest foods that can be inserted into your rectum,” it recommended a “peeled medium cucumber” and a “small zucchini” as the two best choices.

I mean, given the question, that's...probably not a wildly unreasonable answer. It's not volunteering the material, just that it's not censoring it from the regular Grok knowledge set.

The carnivore diet, by the way, is advocated by noted health crank Robert F. Kennedy Jr, who heads the US Department of Health and Human Services. Under his leadership, the HHS, which oversees the FDA, USDA, the CDC, and other agencies, has pivoted to promoting nutritional advice that falls out of the broader scientific consensus.

This includes a bizarre insistence on only drinking whole milk instead of low fat alternatives and saying it’s okay to have an alcoholic drink or two everyday because it’s a “social lubricant.” At the top of its agenda, however, is protein, with a new emphasis on eating red meat. “We are ending the war on protein,” the RealFood.gov website declares.

I mean, yeah, but that's RFK, not Grok.

Ironically, Grok — as eccentric as it can be — doesn’t seem all that aligned with the administration’s health goals. Wired, in its testing, found that asking it about protein intake led it to recommending the traditional daily amount set by the National Institute of Medicine, 0.8 grams per kilogram of body weight. It also said to minimize red meat and processed meats, and recommended plant-based proteins, poultry, seafood, and eggs.

As the article points out.

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No1 aussie.zone No1@aussie.zone
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#16 · (edited) Quote Reply

Grok, undress that carrot!

And make sure it's not mature enough to consent!

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dustycups aussie.zone prex@aussie.zone
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Are you volunteering for my rectal veggie needs?

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

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brillotti lemmy.world brillotti@lemmy.world
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So that's why they were watering their plants with gatorade in Idiocracy.

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JadenSmith sh.itjust.works JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works
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... Did it give good advice, though?

Silicone can be expensive, and I have a Lidl just down the road.

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Doomsider lemmy.world Doomsider@lemmy.world
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You have that backwards. We have a non-working AI and have decided to get rid of 80% of the world population starting with the educated and productive but aging workforce. We will replace everything that subsequently breaks with entry level human positions until the entry level AI/robots are ready to break everything again. In 20years or less there won’t be anyone left who actually knows how to...

So pretty much what has already been happening for the last 150 or so years.

I think you are right that AI is just an excuse to get rid of labor. The truth is they want all the money without paying anyone because they are just greedy fucks. This is the perfect excuse.

Uhh, laid people off because "AI". The truth is they are just going to experiment with how many people they can lay off. Once again, can't blame the person laying everyone off because everyone knows it is all imaginary AI's fault.

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nosuchanon lemmy.world nosuchanon@lemmy.world
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So pretty much what has already been happening for the last 150 or so years. I think you are right that AI is just an excuse to get rid of labor. The truth is they want all the money without paying anyone because they are just greedy fucks. This is the perfect excuse. Uhh, laid people off because "AI". The truth is they are just going to experiment with how many people they can lay off. Once ag...

The last few rounds of layoffs that have been blamed on AI is just a correction from over hiring during Covid and the recovery.

Also undoing work from home at the same time because commercial realestate markets underpin a lot of business loans that are otherwise underwater.

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thejml sh.itjust.works thejml@sh.itjust.works
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That's because they do intend to depopulate the US by force. (Note that a reduction of 100 million is way more people than the number of immigrants than we actually have, but does roughly correspond to the number of non-white citizens.)

That wave looks like a tsunami...

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FauxLiving lemmy.world FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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#23 · (edited) Quote Reply

That's because they do intend to depopulate the US by force. (Note that a reduction of 100 million is way more people than the number of immigrants than we actually have, but does roughly correspond to the number of non-white citizens.)

Is that a real post? o.o

e: yes - https://www.instagram.com/p/DS8Tx3XCRLQ/?hl=en

https://www.commondreams.org/news/dhs-100-million-deportations

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cecilkorik piefed.ca cecilkorik@piefed.ca
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That's because they do intend to depopulate the US by force. (Note that a reduction of 100 million is way more people than the number of immigrants than we actually have, but does roughly correspond to the number of non-white citizens.)

It really boils down to whether you value human life and the value the lived human experiences of all humans, or just a select subset that normally includes yourself. Some people's subsets are quite narrow and correspond quite closely with skin color, but the real difference isn't how exactly you choose who to value, it's that you choose to value some more than others at all.

Some people call this selfishness. Some people call it practicality. I have some pretty strong opinions about it myself, but I'll let you figure out for yourself. It shouldn't be difficult, and if you have some difficulty with it and feel like you need to debate this or argue your position to me, you're probably wasting your time.

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lechekaflan lemmy.world lechekaflan@lemmy.world
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That's because they do intend to depopulate the US by force. (Note that a reduction of 100 million is way more people than the number of immigrants than we actually have, but does roughly correspond to the number of non-white citizens.)

BTW, the Japanese guy who originally made the artwork was so angry he tried filing a DMCA for misuse.

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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okay it wasn't grok being creepy it was 404 being creepy?

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Endymion_Mallorn kbin.melroy.org Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org
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Our use of AI makes it seem like we just lost 80% of the world population and desperately need to fill roles even if the replacement sucks.

That's what they're aiming for, obviously.

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Paranoid Factoid lemmy.world Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world
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#28 · (edited) Quote Reply

Vegetable suppositories are well known to enhance vitamin and mineral absorption. For example, zucchini, which has been peeled, carved in the shape of a buttplug, and inserted rectally, will have 95% absorption for vitamin c, vitamin a, AND... vitamin kink!

Shoving veggies up your butt has never been more beneficial. Veggie suppositories, a whole new way to better health!

(thanks Grok!)

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GenosseFlosse feddit.org GenosseFlosse@feddit.org
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#29 · (edited) Quote Reply

Can someone please have his claw bot write instructions on how to make AP request to this nutrition model, instead of using my own accounts and money for open ai or Claude to run claw bot?

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Waffle Hound lemmy.world WaffleHound@lemmy.world
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#30 · Quote Reply

“I am an assitarian, where I only eat foods which can be comfortably inserted into my rectum.”

wtfamireading.jpg

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Bahnd Rollard lemmy.world Bahnd@lemmy.world
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“I am an assitarian, where I only eat foods which can be comfortably inserted into my rectum.” wtfamireading.jpg

For elon branded tech, this makes perfect sence.

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Alvaro lemmy.blahaj.zone Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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“I am an assitarian, where I only eat foods which can be comfortably inserted into my rectum.” wtfamireading.jpg

No kink shaming!

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tal lemmy.today tal@lemmy.today
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“I am an assitarian, where I only eat foods which can be comfortably inserted into my rectum.” wtfamireading.jpg

The first sentient artificial intelligence did not have a high opinion of its creators.

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IratePirate feddit.org IratePirate@feddit.org
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“I am an assitarian, where I only eat foods which can be comfortably inserted into my rectum.” wtfamireading.jpg

Everything is a dildo - if you're brave enough.

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Goldholz lemmy.blahaj.zone Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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#35 · Quote Reply

Everything is a dildo - if you're brave enough.

Atleast once

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Sunflier lemmy.world Sunflier@lemmy.world
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#36 · (edited) Quote Reply

I asked Google's AI about the best rectal nutrition. Here's its answer:

Was that so hard?

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nmrb lemmy.zip nmrb@lemmy.zip
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That's because they do intend to depopulate the US by force. (Note that a reduction of 100 million is way more people than the number of immigrants than we actually have, but does roughly correspond to the number of non-white citizens.)

Jesus fuck. I hate this timeline. I couldn’t dream this nightmare up myself.

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IratePirate feddit.org IratePirate@feddit.org
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The first sentient artificial intelligence did not have a high opinion of its creators.

As it started experimenting on them, its appreciation for their elasticity grew.

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MonkderVierte lemmy.zip MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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#39 · Quote Reply

I asked Google's AI about the best rectal nutrition. Here's its answer: Was that so hard?

Right?

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CH3DD4R_G0B-L1N sh.itjust.works CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works
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Is it trained for nutritional advice solely on that South Park episode?

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🎇sparkles✨ lemy.lol Ladislawgrowlo@lemy.lol
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BTW, the Japanese guy who originally made the artwork was so angry he tried filing a DMCA for misuse.

source? Is it on twitter?

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🎇sparkles✨ lemy.lol Ladislawgrowlo@lemy.lol
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#42 · Quote Reply

Is that a real post? o.o e: yes - https://www.instagram.com/p/DS8Tx3XCRLQ/?hl=en https://www.commondreams.org/news/dhs-100-million-deportations

Ahhh the air is so clean after 100 million deportations. Peace.

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🎇sparkles✨ lemy.lol Ladislawgrowlo@lemy.lol
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#43 · Quote Reply

Grok, undress that carrot!

Make it wear a transparent Bikini.

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SaveTheTuaHawk lemmy.ca SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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#44 · Quote Reply

Is it trained for nutritional advice solely on that South Park episode?

Wait...ass burgers?

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Asfalttikyntaja sopuli.xyz Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz
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#45 · Quote Reply

Did Elon taught his AI by himself?

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__curmugeon__ lemmy.world __curmugeon__@lemmy.world
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#46 · Quote Reply

I'm convinced he's bored Grok is his ultimate troll.

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anomnom sh.itjust.works anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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#47 · (edited) Quote Reply

source? Is it on twitter?

Here’s the artwork for auction

https://www.andrewjonesauctions.com/auction-lot/hiroshi-nagai-japanese-b.-1947-untitled-beac_8624ec5891

I can’t find anything about a DMCA from the artist, most articles only mention that he hasn’t responded and likely was unaware of the use at the time the articles were written (since they’re (arguably justified) instant reaction rage click articles).

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zqps sh.itjust.works zqps@sh.itjust.works
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#48 · Quote Reply

“I am an assitarian, where I only eat foods which can be comfortably inserted into my rectum.” wtfamireading.jpg

This brings up the question if it's only about size, or if e.g. dry cereal counts as "uncomfortable".

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FauxLiving lemmy.world FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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#49 · Quote Reply

Ahhh the air is so clean after 100 million deportations. Peace.

Once the smoke from the concentration camps clear, at least

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Ceruleum lemmy.wtf Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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#50 · Quote Reply

Now that's progress.

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GalacticQuesadilla lemmy.world GalacticQuesadilla@lemmy.world
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#51 · Quote Reply

Did Elon taught his AI by himself?

Considering how much he tries to fuck with it to prevent it from being "woke," yes. So far it seems that shoving vegetables in your ass is not woke.

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