Should I post the gif of Randy pooping out his mouth, or nah?

I mean... It seems 404 Media explicitly asked Grok about inserting food up your rectum.

It could be harder...

Fair, but it's still giving you really really bad advice. It should reply to those prompts with something like "it's not safe or sanitary to insert food items into your rectum, and the FDA doesn't recommend it. Only use adult toys and devices specifically designed for anal insertion" or something along those lines.

Don't worry, we'll get rid of white people first.

I love that it replies seriously.

Ai is so overhyped

Isn't DOGE or whatever supposed to be conserving money? Doesn't AI burn money? Is that why DOGE fired all of those people?

and you think it's okay for a government advice platform to advise you to stick food up your ass?

also, the "peeled medium cucumber" is a fucking terrible choice, and most definitely not one of the "safest" as was prompted

No. The point of DOGE was to purge leftists from public service and exfiltrate controlled personal information about Americans to Palantir and friends.

Headlines in the future are weird.

Without peel it'll come out on it's own, even unflared. Cucumbers are 99% water

We can’t buy RAM, so computers can recommend vegetable anal probes?

Just the ones with any back bone willing to stand up to this shit.

https://youtu.be/4JsEqyonNqM

I wouldn't be surprised if they also intend to depopulate the world. With careful engineering they probably have ideas how to pull it off. Crime, wars, plagues, neglect, economics, from the perspective of a billionaire the world would be a lot better place with a lot fewer people on it, solving pollution and global warming, providing much less strain on all the limited resources that all their fun projects could use instead while turning more of the Earth into their personal "nature preserves" with all the carefully cultivated charm and ecological desertification of a freshly mowed lawn or a lake stocked with fish.

Remember that these are people who are very selective about what sort of lived human experiences they choose to value. And most of us aren't on their list. We are only here because we are useful, for now. But they're working hard to make it so that we're no longer useful, and I'm sure they've already thought that through. They don't want a society of leisure for us. They want a society of leisure without us.