Or fully-hydrogenated oxygen.

That works too 👍

"You won't believe how many people each year die from asphyxiation due to this rocket fuel combustion byproduct!"

Have you already signed the petition to ban it ?

NO MORE RAIN! NO MORE RAIN!

Brawndo, its got electrolytes, its what plants crave!

In all seriousness, you should watch out for a related chemical, dihydrogen monoxide. DHMO claims thousands of lives every year!

That's why I drink beer 🍻

Many breweries add DHMO directly to their product without disclosing it on the label.

Damn, I thought they filtered all that out with fish bladders or some shit like that. Fuck, well today I learned.. /s 😂🤣

Since hydrogen is a gas in its natural state, isn't it technically "chilled, rusted hydrogen" because it is a liquid which has less energy than gas?

Ice is just water in slow motion

Wow, you make a good point 👍

Neatly arranged water

Well, at least you got the hydrogen part correct.

Its oxidized, so its corroded. AKA, in simple laymans terms, rusted.

I think its neat too! Hydrogen bonds ftw.

And salt is just evil sugar.

These are the brilliant chucklefuck ideas that keep me coming back to the real internet, no AI slop here, you make a serious point 👍

Nitrogen bonding is more fun.

gas in its natural state

Well that's just your room temperature and pressure bias talking. All states are natural states, subject to environmental conditions.

Found the huffer

Guess again. Think nitrogen bonds in exothermic redox reactions.

Found the huffer

Guess again. :(

Edit: Nitrous Oxide is not exothermic in humans, for the medicine or the fun. Its an NMDA receptor agonist.

Oh, you must huff freon..

Good for you. /s

I like the boom. :(

Last guess.

Rust is commonly referred to oxidation on iron, uncommonly to oxidation on other metals. Never to non-metals.

Hydrogen, fully frozen, has been declared as a confusing metal..

I dunno 🤷

Except you aren't talking "frozen" hydrogen. You're talking "molten" hydrogen.

Even by your made up definitions, you're wrong.

Found the sapper!

*In my best Barry White voice, "oh baby"!

Disturbing, I know. Don't tell my wife.

I think hydrogen is arguably a metal but its 2/3 for not a metal depending on which definition you use.

suddenly huffy brand bikes make more sense

and sugar is just deficient garlic

aka hydrogen ash

450 Canadians drown every year, and only Doug Ford is brave enough to address this tragedy.

Hey, I wrote the post, I get to mention other states of matter at other temperatures as well.

https://chemcafe.net/chemistry/is-hydrogen-a-metal-5799/

But the question is, is it hydrogen oxide or hydroxide?

Every person that died drank it before their death. Coincidence? I don't think so!

Sounds like you're describing hydrogen peroxide, as pairs of individual hydrogen and oxygen atoms don't exactly like to exist alone, so they pair up as H2O2

So you can burn water!