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The Picard Maneuver piefed.world The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world
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October lemmy.world edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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"Tut tut, I didn't say 'Captain says Yellow Alert', Counselor Troi wins"

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dohpaz42 lemmy.world dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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#3 · Quote Reply

It took me a second. I thought the joke was the yellow shirts have to say alert. So Riker was a little confusing.

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The Picard Maneuver piefed.world The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world
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"Tut tut, I didn't say 'Captain says Yellow Alert', Counselor Troi wins"

Starfleet training is intense!

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Enkrod feddit.org Enkrod@feddit.org
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#5 · (edited) Quote Reply

GROAN

Maybe Q was right about humanity.

/s love content like this though

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The Picard Maneuver piefed.world The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world
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#6 · Quote Reply

GROAN Maybe Q was right about humanity. /s love content like this though

The Q Continuum isn't ready for us.

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[object Object] lemmy.ca panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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#7 · Quote Reply

This is brilliant!

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teft piefed.social teft@piefed.social
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#8 · Quote Reply

Starfleet training is intense!

They’re very obviously not in tents. They’re on the bridge.

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quediuspayu lemmy.dbzer0.com quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#9 · Quote Reply

It's an entirely different kind of alert altogether.

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The Picard Maneuver piefed.world The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world
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#10 · (edited) Quote Reply

They’re very obviously not in tents. They’re on the bridge.

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Albbi piefed.ca albbi@piefed.ca
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#11 · Quote Reply

This is brilliant!

I'm forever going to be thinking about this meme every time I hear a yellow alert.

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MrNesser lemmy.world MrNesser@lemmy.world
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#12 · Quote Reply

I hated the yellow alert in star trek it literally has no use.
Any situation that requires a yellow alert is a red alert by definition

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BillyClark piefed.social BillyClark@piefed.social
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#13 · Quote Reply

It's an entirely different kind of alert altogether.

It's an entirely different kind of alert.

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NachBarcelona piefed.social NachBarcelona@piefed.social
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#14 · Quote Reply

ALAAARMSTUFE ROOOT

WIR WERDEN BEDROHT

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NachBarcelona piefed.social NachBarcelona@piefed.social
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#15 · Quote Reply

I hated the yellow alert in star trek it literally has no use. Any situation that requires a yellow alert is a red alert by definition

Yellow alert comes right before brown alert.

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teft piefed.social teft@piefed.social
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I hated the yellow alert in star trek it literally has no use. Any situation that requires a yellow alert is a red alert by definition

Yellow alert means weapons aren't armed but shields are. Red alert means weapons are energized. You might go to yellow alert for an unknown anomaly or a ship in distress. Something that would require the crew to be ready for some shit popping off but not high alert for combat.

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MrNesser lemmy.world MrNesser@lemmy.world
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#17 · Quote Reply

Yellow alert means weapons aren't armed but shields are. Red alert means weapons are energized. You might go to yellow alert for an unknown anomaly or a ship in distress. Something that would require the crew to be ready for some shit popping off but not high alert for combat.

Now you see if theres a threat that requires shields then it natually means you should have someone on weapons as well.
Which means its a red alert.

I got bored after my last comment and looked it up:

https://www.overthinkingit.com/2012/10/22/star-trek-the-next-generation-red-alert/

Its not even used in the show that much

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teft piefed.social teft@piefed.social
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#18 · Quote Reply

Now you see if theres a threat that requires shields then it natually means you should have someone on weapons as well. Which means its a red alert. I got bored after my last comment and looked it up: https://www.overthinkingit.com/2012/10/22/star-trek-the-next-generation-red-alert/ Its not even used in the show that much

The difference is more of a posture thing. You don't walk up to someone in distress with your fists up but you might approach with caution in case it's a trap. Same for yellow/red alert. Other ships can scan you and see when you've got your weapons armed. If you come warping in to help someone with gun ports bristling they might take you as a threat instead of as help.

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chocrates piefed.world chocrates@piefed.world
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#19 · Quote Reply

Yellow alert comes right before brown alert.

Unless you sneeze

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chocrates piefed.world chocrates@piefed.world
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#20 · Quote Reply

The difference is more of a posture thing. You don't walk up to someone in distress with your fists up but you might approach with caution in case it's a trap. Same for yellow/red alert. Other ships can scan you and see when you've got your weapons armed. If you come warping in to help someone with gun ports bristling they might take you as a threat instead of as help.

Also if you are investigating one of those exploding nebulas phasers aren't gonna help but shields might

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Melllvar startrek.website charonn0@startrek.website
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#21 · Quote Reply

Relevant Robot Chicken: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf5BkEhJ5fI

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stupidcasey lemmy.world stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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#22 · Quote Reply

This is absolutely a prank on Deanna Troi.

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NachBarcelona piefed.social NachBarcelona@piefed.social
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#23 · Quote Reply

Unless you sneeze

me sneezed on yer mum

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Akasazh lemmy.world Akasazh@lemmy.world
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#24 · Quote Reply

It's an entirely different kind of alert.

A deep dark brown shade

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