He killed himself, a brief moment of lucidity, no longer able to live with himself due to his sexually abusing minors. He decides to give a blow job to a shot gun, and paints the oval office with his fascist brains.

Colonel Mustard, in the observatory with a pipe wrench.

We know who has motive.

We'd never know who, too many suspects.

Like to see it roman style, the senate with a knife

He is one of the most revolting people in history, yes.

Many suspected Luigi Mangioni, but it clearly was James Holden with Andúril through the loin in the Delta Quadrant; after the White-Gold Concordat yeeted him there.

Don't care. I 'm running naked and drunk through the streets banging two pots together and shouting at the top of my lungs.

It was a hamburder

Musk in the bedroom with a robot

Mario on the golf course with mushrooms

Still fucking crazy that 40% still approve though

Finally, a member of the military who didn't break their oath.

Et tu Rand Paul?

holy shit. i'm going to print this

I wanna put it on a bunch of t-shirts, my drummer does screenprinting so I'm gonna see if he'll do some for our (eventual) shows.