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mudkip
lemdro.id
mudkip@lemdro.idJoined: 2023-10-15 |
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WoodScientist
lemmy.world
WoodScientist@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-09-06 |
Any details on this? Is the plan to just let anyone sell whatever food they damn well please? Commercial kitchen licensing and safe food handling licenses exist for a damn good reason. These regulations were written in bloody diarrhea. |
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TacoButtPlug
sh.itjust.works
TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-07-02 |
ummm what? |
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BigTrout75
lemmy.world
BigTrout75@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-16 |
Just looked up legality and Internet is telling me maybe because "Cottage food laws". News to me. |
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Willoughby
piefed.world
Willoughby@piefed.world Joined: 2026-02-01 |
...is it used? |
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Willoughby
piefed.world
Willoughby@piefed.world Joined: 2026-02-01 |
Ayy you stop off the side of the road for tacos but you won't eat this, eh? |
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GreenShimada
lemmy.world
GreenShimada@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-12-22 |
Any details on this? Is the plan to just let anyone sell whatever food they damn well please? Commercial kitchen licensing and safe food handling licenses exist for a damn good reason. These regulations were written in bloody diarrhea.
I think the plan is this is a joke... |
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plyth
feddit.org
plyth@feddit.org Joined: 2025-05-11 |
Any details on this? Is the plan to just let anyone sell whatever food they damn well please? Commercial kitchen licensing and safe food handling licenses exist for a damn good reason. These regulations were written in bloody diarrhea.
Move fast and break things |
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GreenShimada
lemmy.world
GreenShimada@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-12-22 |
How do I get in on this Beta? I have some leftover lasagna I froze into single servings - can sell frozen for $5 or heat it up and sell for $9. |
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Parafaragaramus
infosec.pub
genuineparts@infosec.pubJoined: 2024-04-05 |
6 bids ...is it used?
Only one previous owner! |
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Supervisor194
lemmy.world
Supervisor194@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-28 |
Man that's a weak-ass looking sourdough loaf. |
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Salamanderwizard
lemmy.world
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-06-13 |
Ayy you stop off the side of the road for tacos but you won't eat this, eh?
Got a tamales lady in the city. Best tamales ever. |
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Korhaka
sopuli.xyz
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2025-01-14 |
Sounds like it's time to get a bigger slow cooker if I could sell a batch of stew for this kinda cash. Delivering by bike for minimum wage is shit, but if you own the business and get that kinda money it suddenly beats most regular jobs and starts looking tempting. |
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neukenindekeuken
sh.itjust.works
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-04-08 |
Move fast and break things
Move slowly with diarrhea. |
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pawb.social
Kolanaki@pawb.socialJoined: 2024-10-06 |
Who wants fresh, homemade hard tack? |
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Zeppo
sh.itjust.works
Zeppo@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-18 |
Just looked up legality and Internet is telling me maybe because "Cottage food laws". News to me.
It depends on the locale. People already do this a ton on Facebook. |
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รwร-Passwort
lemmy.world
UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-09-09 |
Any details on this? Is the plan to just let anyone sell whatever food they damn well please? Commercial kitchen licensing and safe food handling licenses exist for a damn good reason. These regulations were written in bloody diarrhea.
There is already a massive difference between my coocking for myself and for guests. And my guest cooking wouldnt survive a health inspection. On the other hand do i know enough restutanz kitchens that are worse. So much... |
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StellarSt0rm
lemmy.world
StellarSt0rm@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-04-01 |
Unless they made you sign an NDA when you were invited to the closed beta, i doubt you're breaking an NDA. The most they can do is revoke your access to the closed beta i think. Also, 3 hour old sourdough with a bid that ends in 2 hours... Hmm, i love sourdough from 5 hours ago... Very fresh. |
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Zoldyck
lemmy.world
Zoldyck@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
This is a food safety disaster, lmao |
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StellarSt0rm
lemmy.world
StellarSt0rm@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-04-01 |
It depends on the locale. People already do this a ton on Facebook.
From what i've seen, on facebook its more of a you buy and they cook it so its ready when you get there, not, they cook it put it for sale and wait for bids. |
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Slashme
lemmy.world
Slashme@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-12-24 |
Only one previous owner!
For parts |
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D1re_W0lf
piefed.social
D1re_W0lf@piefed.social Joined: 2025-12-27 |
Might be breaking an NDA Unless they made you sign an NDA when you were invited to the closed beta, i doubt you're breaking an NDA. The most they can do is revoke your access to the closed beta i think. Also, 3 hour old sourdough with a bid that ends in 2 hours... Hmm, i love sourdough from 5 hours ago... Very fresh.
Canโt get sourer than this. |
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halcyoncmdr
piefed.social
halcyoncmdr@piefed.social Joined: 2026-01-15 |
Ayy you stop off the side of the road for tacos but you won't eat this, eh?
Food trucks are regulated. And often have much more frequent inspections than regular restaurants. Sometimes even monthly inspections in some areas. And I trust Maria selling those tamales. She would never steer me wrong. |
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lath
piefed.social
lath@piefed.social Joined: 2025-07-16 |
6 bids ...is it used?
Slightly dipped by a pair of balls. |
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Captain Aggravated
sh.itjust.works
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-20 |
nope.avi |
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Parafaragaramus
infosec.pub
genuineparts@infosec.pubJoined: 2024-04-05 |
For parts
Was warm when cooked. |
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chicken
lemmy.dbzer0.com
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2023-06-30 |
it is weird that there is bidding for this instead of just all being "buy it now". Who wants to plan several hours ahead for probabilistic takeout you probably won't even get, to maybe hypothetically save several dollars? |
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Macaroni_ninja
lemmy.world
Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-01 |
They should add a bid option. Then watch people snipe your lunch the last second. |
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whyNotSquirrel
sh.itjust.works
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-06-10 |
They should add a bid option. Then watch people snipe your lunch the last second.
the second one is |
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parson0
startrek.website
parson0@startrek.website Joined: 2026-02-06 |
lol that bread for $12.50 |
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Hadriscus
jlai.lu
Hadriscus@jlai.lu Joined: 2025-06-10 |
Move slowly with diarrhea.
Move fast but leave a trail |
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tiredofsametab
fedia.io
tiredofsametab@fedia.io Joined: 2024-08-14 |
Might be breaking an NDA Unless they made you sign an NDA when you were invited to the closed beta, i doubt you're breaking an NDA. The most they can do is revoke your access to the closed beta i think. Also, 3 hour old sourdough with a bid that ends in 2 hours... Hmm, i love sourdough from 5 hours ago... Very fresh.
If they signed an NDA, I would expect ebay to suspend the account if caught. There are different ways that could happen. This assumes this thing is even real. |
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tiredofsametab
fedia.io
tiredofsametab@fedia.io Joined: 2024-08-14 |
Who wants fresh, homemade hard tack?
Max: *clack clack* |
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bdonvr
thelemmy.club
bdonvr@thelemmy.clubJoined: 2023-06-14 |
Ayy you stop off the side of the road for tacos but you won't eat this, eh?
I'd trust the local tamale vendor with my life |
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rbos
lemmy.ca
rbos@lemmy.caJoined: 2023-06-08 |
Might be breaking an NDA Unless they made you sign an NDA when you were invited to the closed beta, i doubt you're breaking an NDA. The most they can do is revoke your access to the closed beta i think. Also, 3 hour old sourdough with a bid that ends in 2 hours... Hmm, i love sourdough from 5 hours ago... Very fresh.
I usually leave my sourdough to cure for 24 hours before I slice it. Improves the texture. Lets the gluten solidify. High hydration, so letting it dry out a bit is fine. |
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MinnesotaGoddam
lemmy.world
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-27 |
it is weird that there is bidding for this instead of just all being "buy it now". Who wants to plan several hours ahead for probabilistic takeout you probably won't even get, to maybe hypothetically save several dollars?
i mean, i make a mean pot of chili. we could plan for there being 20 servings, let them bid on all 20... |
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MinnesotaGoddam
lemmy.world
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-27 |
i'm trying to remember how much it cost to get my food handlers permit back when. if i could get my kitchen "home certified" or whatever that means (it's totally a thing shut up) i could be a tamale mama or get back into the ice cream game. i might even be able to compete with our local legend of a tamale mama who started a tamale factory |
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rslogix89
lemmy.world
rslogix89@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-03-07 |
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W98BSoD
lemmy.dbzer0.com
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-01-30 |
There is already a massive difference between my coocking for myself and for guests. And my guest cooking wouldnt survive a health inspection. On the other hand do i know enough restutanz kitchens that are worse. So much...
I hope your guests get better coocking than you do, but I guess you have to treat your coock right every now and again. |
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RamenJunkie
midwest.social
RamenJunkie@midwest.socialJoined: 2025-01-24 |
They should add a bid option. Then watch people snipe your lunch the last second.
"Hey kids, we are eating tonight! Outbid? Oh no.... sorry kids, its starvation again." |
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RamenJunkie
midwest.social
RamenJunkie@midwest.socialJoined: 2025-01-24 |
Any details on this? Is the plan to just let anyone sell whatever food they damn well please? Commercial kitchen licensing and safe food handling licenses exist for a damn good reason. These regulations were written in bloody diarrhea.
Its "disruptive" duh. |
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รwร-Passwort
lemmy.world
UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-09-09 |
There is already a massive difference between my coocking for myself and for guests. I hope your guests get better coocking than you do, but I guess you have to treat your coock right every now and again.
Yes. Easy exanple is the tasting spoon. For myself i just reuse it, for others its a clean one everytime. |
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decended_being
midwest.social
decended_being@midwest.social Joined: 2023-09-25 |
i'm trying to remember how much it cost to get my food handlers permit back when. if i could get my kitchen "home certified" or whatever that means (it's totally a thing shut up) i could be a tamale mama or get back into the ice cream game. i might even be able to compete with our local legend of a tamale mama who started a tamale factory
They call it a cottage baker license around where I live (for baking at least). I got it in 2025 to sell some loaves and ended up having the most busy year of work so I sold zero. |
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MinnesotaGoddam
lemmy.world
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-27 |
They call it a cottage baker license around where I live (for baking at least). I got it in 2025 to sell some loaves and ended up having the most busy year of work so I sold zero.
i'm in california and have cats. and am friends with the baker at the coffee shop and we've talked about this exact thing before for all y'all trying to infodump and tell me i can do this when i already know the rules. i'm pretty sure the rules are insane for me |
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MeatPilot
sh.itjust.works
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2025-10-27 |
lol that bread for $12.50
Because it is ORGANIC AND ARTISAN. That makes the price go up 10x for each meaningless buzz word |
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CmdrShepard49
sh.itjust.works
CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-06-05 |
This is a food safety disaster, lmao
You don't want overpriced home cooked food from complete strangers on the internet? |
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CmdrShepard49
sh.itjust.works
CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-06-05 |
Yes. Easy exanple is the tasting spoon. For myself i just reuse it, for others its a clean one everytime.
"The tasting spoon" is quite the cleaver euphemism for your coock |
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Damage
feddit.it
Damage@feddit.it Joined: 2023-06-12 |
If they signed an NDA, I would expect ebay to suspend the account if caught. There are different ways that could happen. This assumes this thing is even real.
They don't need an NDA to suspend your account, just terms in the EULA. NDA is for when you involve a court. |
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SupraMario
lemmy.world
SupraMario@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-09 |
the second one is
Yea but they got a 50% rating... I don't know if I want to try sourdough that only 50% of people like. |
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รwร-Passwort
lemmy.world
UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-09-09 |
"The tasting spoon" is quite the cleaver euphemism for your coock
How else am i supposed to reach the bottom |
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pawb.social
Kolanaki@pawb.socialJoined: 2024-10-06 |
Max: *clack clack*
Sam: Ha ha, you clack me up little buddy. |
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