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negativenull piefed.world negativenull@piefed.world
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Tolookah discuss.tchncs.de Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-06-12
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Starfleet doesn't care about ergonomics

Who needs a spine?

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AeronMelon lemmy.world aeronmelon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-26
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Starfleet doesn't care about ergonomics

She needs a booster seat.

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teft piefed.social teft@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-07-22
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She needs a booster seat.

She needs some of those hospital booties because i worry that she’s gonna pick up some weird alien foot fungus from the starship floor.

I think this is one of the only shots where she’s actually wearing shoes.

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AeronMelon lemmy.world aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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She needs some of those hospital booties because i worry that she’s gonna pick up some weird alien foot fungus from the starship floor. I think this is one of the only shots where she’s actually wearing shoes.

It’s not even virtue signaling, they’re using these show to do an awful lot of kink signaling.

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teft piefed.social teft@piefed.social
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It’s not even virtue signaling, they’re using these show to do an awful lot of kink signaling.

I’ll never yuck someone’s yum.

Especially a 400 year old Lanthanite. She definitely knows what she likes by that age.

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ryper lemmy.ca ryper@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-07
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She needs some of those hospital booties because i worry that she’s gonna pick up some weird alien foot fungus from the starship floor. I think this is one of the only shots where she’s actually wearing shoes.

I think she always wears the boots when she's in uniform.

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usernamefactory lemmy.ca usernamefactory@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-11
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She needs some of those hospital booties because i worry that she’s gonna pick up some weird alien foot fungus from the starship floor. I think this is one of the only shots where she’s actually wearing shoes.

Modern starship floors are glossy as fuck, they're clearly getting auto-scrubbed and polished by some future tech. You could eat off 'em.

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teft piefed.social teft@piefed.social
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I think she always wears the boots when she's in uniform.

I think you’re right now that you mention it. Guess starfleet uniform regs are strict in the future too.

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sad_detective_man sopuli.xyz sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2024-11-24
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Does Ryker boink any non-female aliens 🤔 so far he's been reading as pretty compulsory hetero, I'm only in season 2

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teft piefed.social teft@piefed.social
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Does Ryker boink any non-female aliens 🤔 so far he's been reading as pretty compulsory hetero, I'm only in season 2

He falls in love with a member of a single gender species in season 5. That's the only one I can think of off the top of my head.

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sad_detective_man sopuli.xyz sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz
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He falls in love with a member of a single gender species in season 5. That's the only one I can think of off the top of my head.

Nice! Still counts. Ryker's a pan! Unless he's more doing like a Johnny Bravo thing

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HobbitFoot thelemmy.club HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club
Joined: 2023-06-16
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He falls in love with a member of a single gender species in season 5. That's the only one I can think of off the top of my head.

And Frakes advocated for a male to play the love interest role.

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AngryCommieKender lemmy.world AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-02
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Nice! Still counts. Ryker's a pan! Unless he's more doing like a Johnny Bravo thing

Riker the Himbo.... That actually kinda works

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sad_detective_man sopuli.xyz sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2024-11-24
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Riker the Himbo.... That actually kinda works

He totally is! Dude's here to tame that space-strange and fight his dad. And he already got beat up by his dad.

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teft piefed.social teft@piefed.social
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He totally is! Dude's here to tame that space-strange and fight his dad. And he already got beat up by his dad.

I wonder if William and Thomas joined forces if they could beat the old man at anbo-jyustu.

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surewhynotlem lemmy.world surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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Modern starship floors are glossy as fuck, they're clearly getting auto-scrubbed and polished by some future tech. You could eat off 'em.

they're clearly getting auto-scrubbed

They made Wesley lick them clean after every shift.

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fartographer lemmy.world fartographer@lemmy.world
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they're clearly getting auto-scrubbed They made Wesley lick them clean after every shift.

... after every shift.

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