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cm0002@literature.cafe Joined: 2025-11-08

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip Joined: 2026-02-14

I saw a video once of some people getting into a fight near a party and when the dj switches to the rocky theme you can visibly see the fighters getting pumped up. It was hilarious.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world Joined: 2025-07-09

When the rocky theme starts you know you're about to get your ass whooped.

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-08-08

13igTyme@piefed.social Joined: 2025-08-14

People are fighting at your wedding and you're getting mad at the DJ....

EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-30

FINISH HIM!!!

whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-06-10

I demand a link

FenrirIII@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-05

Apparently someone has never been to a southern wedding.

ramble81@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-08

A good DJ know when to drop the beat.

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2025-10-14

A southern wedding with our at least 3 deaths is considered a boring affair.

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip Joined: 2026-02-14

https://redlib.freedit.eu/r/fightporn/comments/o9ygdc/fight_after_a_party_and_dj_starts_playimg_rocky/

13igTyme@piefed.social Joined: 2025-08-14

I'm originally from North Florida, which is basically Georgia/Alabama. I've been to many weddings and am also married. I've seen maybe two arguments, but never a fight.

Southern hospitality extends to weddings and most never have issues.

glimse@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-07

Personally I always get mad at the fake DJ when he makes a punchline at the end of my joke wedding text

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-27

you have experienced a very different southern hospitality than i have. are you straight, white, and healthy?

StealthLizardDrop@piefed.social Joined: 2026-03-08

i desperately need to know the rest of the story

datavoid@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2023-07-02

This is clearly fake, the MK theme would go off at any wedding.

Source: former wedding DJ

TacoSocks@infosec.pub Joined: 2024-10-02

I feel like there has got to be a better qualifier than straight, white and healthy. Like damn if a gay black person with diabetes tries going to weddings, every one of them must turn into a shitshow.

Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2026-02-20

Yeah, Aussie weddings go crazy!

Or did you mean African?

OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-06-30

I would rather not be a part of any stiff-ass wedding where the morthal combat theme is unacceptable.

Etterra@discuss.online Joined: 2024-12-10

I'd tip extra for that kind of service.

Welcome to the nostalgia-filled piefed instance of yesteryear.

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Be civil. Bigotry is not welcome. This includes (but is not limited to): transphobia, queerphobia, racism, ageism and ableism. We do not promote hate.
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Please don't upload pornographic content. (use an external image host for that)