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Now this is a load of horse shit trying to rewrite history, the Mafia is indeed a real thing. They work under the guise of mostly regular family people, while brewing moonshine, making crystal meth, stealing bulldozers from the county and grinding off the serial numbers, only to repaint them and resell them right back to the county.

Oh, and killing anyone that reports them. Yes, this is very real. I first learned of this as early as age 7, when I learned of the woman found dead down at the end of our main back road with her foot cut off and shoved up her lady parts, and the dude that was killed and dumped off a bridge right around the corner from me.

Some convicted, some not. I still to this day can't reveal their names, as I'll end up dead too, but they're aging and dying all on their own, so maybe one day I might be able to reveal some of their names. Initials though, CV, CM, IM, SM, JY, RL, JL, DL, GC, BM, MM.. I'm sure there's more, many more..

Strikeouts are known deceased members.