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qaz lemmy.world qaz@lemmy.world
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UncleArthur lemmy.world UncleArthur@lemmy.world
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From the "Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology" - the premium source for made-up science!

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fulcrummed lemmy.world fulcrummed@lemmy.world
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From the "Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology" - the premium source for made-up science! https://jabde.com/

lol Cranberry-Lemon University

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sinwell infosec.pub Septimaeus@infosec.pub
Joined: 2023-07-09
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Is that an artificial patagium or are you just happy to see me?

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Æ piefed.social Ash@piefed.social
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This is making me think. Could you theoretically jump out of a plane without a parachute, but a wing suit and skis and successfully land on a downhill slope? If you are well endowed of course.

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exasperation lemmy.dbzer0.com exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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This is making me think. Could you theoretically jump out of a plane without a parachute, but a wing suit and skis and successfully land on a downhill slope? If you are well endowed of course.

Sure, it's possible, but the margin of error is pretty narrow for making up for unexpected turbulent wind or slight imperfections in how the person exits the aircraft.

In a normal ski jump, even though they can move more than 250m through the air, they're never more than 6m above the ground at any given point.

So jumping out of an airplane would require a level of precision that probably couldn't be safely achieved.

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Nastybutler lemmy.world Nastybutler@lemmy.world
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This is making me think. Could you theoretically jump out of a plane without a parachute, but a wing suit and skis and successfully land on a downhill slope? If you are well endowed of course.

Submit this question to RedBull. If it can be done, they'll figure out how to do it and film it.

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sinwell infosec.pub Septimaeus@infosec.pub
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Submit this question to RedBull. If it can be done, they'll figure out how to do it and film it.

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Æ piefed.social Ash@piefed.social
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Sure, it's possible, but the margin of error is pretty narrow for making up for unexpected turbulent wind or slight imperfections in how the person exits the aircraft. In a normal ski jump, even though they can move more than 250m through the air, they're never more than 6m above the ground at any given point. So jumping out of an airplane would require a level of precision that probably couldn...

Unlikely but possible is what I'm hearing.

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Æ piefed.social Ash@piefed.social
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Red Bull gives you diiiiiiiiiiiiicccckk…

Red bull gives you scha-wiiiiing!

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