Instructions unclear: crack smoked me :3

No excuses? I can't get high off paying rent!

That makes it pretty clear where you’re going to have to start cutting corners…

Rent.

Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it. There's, um, shrimp kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp in potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That's, that's about it.

The scammer will always need suckers and if you milk a tit too hard it bleeds so you gotta find more tits. Til the last Ukrainian!!! Always running from or running to. Just a product of our enviroment. Private Gooner Pyle reportin for dooty

We are pretty much just circles at this point.

Can’t spell crack cocaine without CAN

I unironically motivate myself with this quote sometimes

Rise and grind!

In Soviet Russia...

Also can't spell "here's a mountain of cocaine" without "Herman Cain"

Second best musical ever.

Just behind "Lease"

🎵 We're not gonna pay
🎵 we're not gonna pay
🎵 we're not gonna pay
🎵 last week's lease!

And that's how we got the show Cops.

Ah so it must be the crack that helps them make money.

This post inspired me to get addicted to crack.

I'm going to give you the same advice my dear great-grandmother Francine gave me back in the 90s when I made a naughty joke about Michael Jackson's proclivities for young boys...

YOU WRONG FO' THAT