Glass Mar-A-Lago. Burn the evil down at the root.

Americans fumbling an invasion of Canada and provoking retaliatory action by the British Navy feels like it has more in common with the US-Iran war than the Trump rabble rousing in Alberta.

Trump is tearing it down himself.

I unironically feel like the White House burning down actually should be on a 2028 bingo card.

Ah, the secret Canadian operative we never suspected!

Don’t like the character you used for a Canadian but we do have a habit of getting shit faced after burning it down.

I wouldn't bet against it, he's having his incompetent stooges rebuild a whole wing, i would not be surprise if they hit a gas line or something.

During a MAGAt rally? The atrocity. clutches Pearl

Cost-effective, though.

Because Larry Ellison and Elon Musk wanted to build a StarGate data center there. The Epstein ballroom was an afterthought cover-up.

Seriously check out the architect change, the funding, the military consulting, the power upgrades the city is doing

Just make sure its during those stupid fucking cabinet meetings where all those stupid corrupt fucks are at the WH.

Please please please please please dear God please

Well his grandfather did run a brothel in Canada.

The Geneva checklist

Look I’m not gonna say “please do” because with the current admin pretty sure they would just come round me up. I’m just saying, if it were to happen, well, no harm no foul on my book

Was it underage too?

Oh no! they are burning down the white house! It would be a shame if someone spilled all this diesel everywhere!

no please stop

Why are you cursing, like that's some kind of threat?

Do it!

It's going to need to be burned down anyways. It's going to stank like ass and old diapers with ketchup on top.

Tacky tasteless gold bullshit everywhere. Pictures of his ugly fucking mug.

Burn the whole fucking thing down.

American here, can confirm, if we were invaded by a foreign power, I'd root for the foreign power.

If you burn down the White House you better make sure the resident is in it .... otherwise we will get MAD!

Ironic

Lock the doors before he gets out first please

Yeah the architecture is innocent, it's the fascist fucks occupying it that I've got a problem with

More likely to find him in Mar a Lago, which is unfortunately a lot farther away from Canada.

Canada really said don’t make me come down there again 😭

Got a head start for you, on the East Wing

I’m really hoping it’s done so cheaply, because they know they ain’t getting paid, that it collapses when they host some big-wig event mocking the poor, like that party a few months ago.

The current PM said this . It was right after he took office and there is a video of it. And he said something like "now don't make us burn the WH down, ...again (smiles smuggly).

I believe it was in response to Trump's threats about annexing Canada.

I also am pretty sure there was a red curtain background. If that helps anyone find the clip.

Okay but Trump is never in the White House. He's always at Mar-A-Lago.

Yer fuckin fired, bud, figure it out

If you want a job done right, you have to do it yourself.

It's too late. The Flood infection has already taken root. Gotta glass the whole flat earth.

The further they have to go, the bigger their army is going to get

Make sure Trump is stuck on the roof when you do it.

Maybe Cuba could "visit" Mar-A-Largo simultaneously?

No one will mind, there will be no investigation. We'll just whistle and go on our merry way

Dont tempt people like that.

Fellow American here. Of course we would the guys in charge now are traitors

"Where are you guys going?"

"To burn down Mar-a-Lago, wanna come?"

There may be a spare Peace Prize laying around that could be looted in tbe process even.

Can we destroy his golf courses while we're at it?

There's no evidence Canada had anything to do with the burning of the White House. The ships which carried out the raid came from the Caribbean colonies.

I must have the sauce.

I have no clue. Like all shitposters I caught it from a friend

I'm not sure if I want to burn down public housing for senior citizens...

JK! I got some sweet accelerants!

Canada's biggest mistake was letting it burn rather than taking it back. Would've saved the world a lot of hassle for the following 200 years 😮‍💨

We weren't even a country at the time. Hodge podge of British forces, First Nations, and colonial militia did the deed.