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RmDebArc_5 piefed.zip RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip
Joined: 2025-06-23
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Painting of Jesus being hugged by a man with the caption "sorry no straight explanation for this"
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LurkingLuddite piefed.social LurkingLuddite@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-02-04
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I mean, unless one or both of them is rock hard out of frame, to say there's no straight explanation is some really weird levels of homophobia/toxic masculinity... It's OK for guys to hug without saying, "no homo".

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Zier fedia.io Zier@fedia.io
Joined: 2023-06-17
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"Please jesus, can you rise up one more time?"

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zikzak025 lemmy.world zikzak025@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-24
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Man, I hate it when we apply modern standards to older depictions of intimacy. Used to be as a dude you could kiss your bro, be naked around him, and let him bust a nut inside you without anyone calling it gay.

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tomenzgg midwest.social tomenzgg@midwest.social
Joined: 2025-01-19
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"Please jesus, can you rise up one more time?"

We're all awaiting the second coming.

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Lux (she/her) lemmy.blahaj.zone Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-06-11
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Is this U2 Songs of Innocence?

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solidheron sh.itjust.works solidheron@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-12-29
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Juda looking like Logan Paul

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Jankatarch lemmy.world Jankatarch@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-12
#8 · (edited) Quote Reply

Remember when guys were allowed to rest their heads on each others' balls, and it was just part of playing or horsing around?

Old painting of a Buck Buck game, people make kind of a train with their heads betweem each others' thighs and then rest jump on the train to try bring it down.
("Children's games" by Pieter Bruegel, 1560)

Well you don't have to, that's literally how it still is in most other countries.

Turkish people playing that exact game
(Also being called gay is not a bad thing.)

Hug your homie and kiss their cheeks today, coward.

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