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Sharks Are Testing Positive For Cocaine And Caffeine in The Bahamas
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bitjunkie lemmy.world bitjunkie@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-06-19
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Hell yeah brother

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Concave1142 lemmy.world Concave1142@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-17
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Now we need a Cocaine Shark movie like we had Cocaine Bear!

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MrSelfDestruct25 fedinsfw.app MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app
Joined: 2026-02-20
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These sharks know how to have a good time!

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The Picard Maneuver lemmy.world The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-22
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We need another Jaws movie with this premise.

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krispyavuz lemmy.world krispyavuz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-31
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Coming up: Jaws - The Stuff

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GreenCrunch piefed.blahaj.zone GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-08-08
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Now we need a Cocaine Shark movie like we had Cocaine Bear!

The "Cocaine ____" franchise really dies after the fifteenth movie, Cocaine Shrew. They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for animals to drug up!

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Atelopus-zeteki fedia.io Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io
Joined: 2024-08-13
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Coming up: Jaws - The Stuff

Caff'd up Sharks on Coke. It ain't (well yes it really is) no joke.

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TacoButtPlug sh.itjust.works TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-02
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sad. poor things.

"The research team analyzed blood samples from 85 sharks captured around Eleuthera, one of the most remote islands in the Bahamas. Of those sharks, 28 had drugs of some description in their system."

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floofloof lemmy.ca floofloof@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-16
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The "Cocaine ____" franchise really dies after the fifteenth movie, Cocaine Shrew. They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for animals to drug up!

I would watch Crack Hamster. It couldn't be any harder going than the Crack Fox.

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