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PugJesus Moderator PugJesus@piefed.social
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Explanation: The Late Roman Emperor Honorius was as incompetent and passive an individual as one could imagine. Supposedly, upon hearing that the city of Rome itself had been fallen to barbarians for the first time in nearly 1000 years, he at first assumed that the messenger meant that his prized bird, also named 'Rome', had fallen, saying "But it [the bird] just ate from my hands!"

... he ruled for some 20 years, much longer than many competent and vigorous Emperors.

... sometimes in politics, it's safer to be a useless idiot who destroys your own country than to be someone competent who threatens the accumulated privileges of the elites.

The Roman Empire itself would fall entirely around ~50 years later.

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Floaty Birb mastodon.social floatybirb@mastodon.social
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@PugJesus free alt text:context: its a comic!guy: My Emperor, I'm afraid Rome has perished.Honorius: What? What do you mean? It just ate from my hands 20 minutes ago!guy (now sad): My Emperor I am talking about the city of Rome, not your pet cock "Rome". News just arrived that Alaric has sacked the city.Honorius: Thank god! You had me worried for a moment there. How would I live without my dearest cock in this cruel world.

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CanadaPlus lemmy.sdf.org CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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Explanation: The Late Roman Emperor Honorius was as incompetent and passive an individual as one could imagine. Supposedly, upon hearing that the city of Rome itself had been fallen to barbarians for the first time in nearly 1000 years, he at first assumed that the messenger meant that his prized bird, also named 'Rome', had fallen, saying "But it [the bird] just ate from my hands!" ... he rule...

… sometimes in politics, it’s safer to be a useless idiot who destroys your own country than to be someone competent who threatens the accumulated privileges of the elites.

Current politics unrelated. /s

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PugJesus Moderator PugJesus@piefed.social
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… sometimes in politics, it’s safer to be a useless idiot who destroys your own country than to be someone competent who threatens the accumulated privileges of the elites. Current politics unrelated. /s

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