Bad news, I don't think it's mild cheddar anymore

Keep it in mint condition (and colour) at this point. :)

If the wax seal has never been broken and it's been kept in a cool pantry or cellar, I'd 100% eat it.

If you cannot verify either: chuck it.

At this point I think it can be considered an heirloom

As best as I can tell, the wax is still has no cracks and it's been stored in the beer fridge this entire time

That is the most Wisconsin thing I’ve ever seen.

Side note and please don’t take offense: FTP

eat the fucking cheese

Is that an astronaut?

My assumption from the coloring was a football player.

The back label says football player

Lol we're no fans of the packers either. Iirc it was a joke gift for when my grandparents moved to their current house

I thought that at first too, but it definitely looks more like an astronaut helmet.

So, it's an astronaut. Like Katie Perry.

That knee looks a little suspicious.

When a friend's parents passed away, he came over to start packing up their house. He found tartar sauce that could vote and little onyx-like bricks of partially consumed cream cheese in the fridge. The spice rack contained Owl Spices which were donated to the state historical society.

Did you miss the 2nd picture of the back of it that says 4oz football player at the top?

I was still in high school when that cheese was made.

You have pleasant hands.

Or a football playing king in space, with a moustache

yeah anyone recommending eating that is just wrong

holy shit. I haven't thought of Owl in decades.

I remember getting into such a heated argument with a dumbass on early lemmy about moldy bread and cheese.

it got so heated that I was issued a temporary ban for telling them to go ahead and eat a moldy cheese sandwich and die from food poisoning.

some people just want to prove they're "tough" by risking their lives for the dumbest shit.

He found tartar sauce that could vote

Strange that it had the sentience to accomplish that.

Think of what cheese is.

"I milked this cow, and now the milk has become full of bacteria, smells gross, and has solidified.......but I think I'm going to eat it."

Sure did!

May I offer you a tasty tidepod in these trying times?

Fuck This Pussy?

I mean, a little forward, but....

zzzzzzzzip

And you're almost done with 11th grade!

Actually, I think it's cheese.

It doesn't have sentience, it votes Republican

What I mean is that you have no idea what bacteria is in that cheese or if the beer fridge was constantly refrigerated. If it doesn’t kill you it could still lead to an unpleasant ER visit. Not worth it over $10-20 worth of cheese.

Open gently, place on a freezer cooled plate and let it breathe for an hour... carve and enjoy.

Moldy bread? Nah.

Moldy hard cheese? Just generously cut off the mold and it's fine*

*I wouldn't feed this to anyone else, but I'd eat it, and do all the time

EDIT: the USDA agrees that moldy hard cheese is safe to eat https://ask.usda.gov/s/article/If-food-has-mold-is-it-safe-to-eat

For hard cheese, such as Cheddar, cut off at least 1-inch around and below the mold spot (keep the knife out of the mold itself). After trimming off the mold, the remaining cheese should be safe to eat.

God dammit. That explains a lot! Ok guys! Stop producing cheese! It's our only hope!

Well, carve at least

Start producing smarter cheese. Give it two cells, it may vote independent.

Lol we're no fans of the packers either.

We all make mistakes sometimes.

Bad news, I don’t think it’s mild cheddar anymore

Oh no, that's become wild cheddar my friend.

wompwommp

Still more cultured than the US.

~pls ignore, this is just rage bait. Have a nice day.~

Not sure what goes on in Jin’s cheese pantry.

This cheese is out of this world.

It absolutely does.

What color did it start as

give up dude. half the population is so brain rotted they don't even have the will to survive anymore and just want to risk their health by eating expired food because "I'm tough".

Do not eat green cheese.

Hey, I've got plenty of culture. Proper gaming culture - that is, tabletop, board, and single player video gaming, not online competitive bullshit that's played by the kind of people who used to torment real gamers before the current era of FIFA, COD, MOBAs, and multiplayer in general.

Fuck The Population?

File Transfer Protocol

Friends that poop

Okay, fair. You get a pass.