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FBI Director Kash Patel's Gmail account was leaked by Iranian hackers. His personal photos and emails are currently being circulated online.
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powerstruggle sh.itjust.works powerstruggle@sh.itjust.works
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No matter how hard he tries, he will never shake the unfuckable virgin energy he exudes.

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starik lemmy.zip starik@lemmy.zip
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TrickDacy lemmy.world TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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I wish him much suffering as a result.

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harmbugler piefed.social harmbugler@piefed.social
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Finally, a photo with even weirder eyes than his official photo.

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null lemmy.org null@lemmy.org
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Anything funny in there? Besides his face.

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LiveLM lemmy.zip LiveLM@lemmy.zip
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I feel kinda bad for him but at the same time eh? Guess when you're the head of the FBI it comes with the territory

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Brave Little Hitachi Wand feddit.uk yakko@feddit.uk
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Finally, a photo with even weirder eyes than his official photo.

More groundbreaking than the big reveal that Frieza could transform more than once.

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Rothe piefed.social Rothe@piefed.social
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I feel kinda bad for him but at the same time eh? Guess when you're the head of the FBI it comes with the territory

Why on Earth would you ever feel bad for that guy?

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njm1314 lemmy.world njm1314@lemmy.world
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Anything funny in there? Besides his face.

Just him being a fucking dweeb. Lamest man you've ever seen in your life.

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d00ery lemmy.world d00ery@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
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Why on Earth would you ever feel bad for that guy?

Cos we all feel like we have a right to privacy. And like many, I've done some stupid stuff in my life. - on the otherhand the consequences of my stupid stuff luckily aren't that far reaching

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0x0 infosec.pub 0x0@infosec.pub
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Cos we all feel like we have a right to privacy. And like many, I've done some stupid stuff in my life. - on the otherhand the consequences of my stupid stuff luckily aren't that far reaching

Yeah no, anyone working for the surveillance machine know that privacy is dead, and expecting it for themselves would only be naive at best.

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brachiosaurus mander.xyz brachiosaurus@mander.xyz
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Where are the leaks at?

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teyrnon sh.itjust.works teyrnon@sh.itjust.works
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To do what with now? I know they hate him.

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IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet reddthat.com IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com
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America = toy to be played with.

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zarkanian sh.itjust.works zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
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I feel kinda bad for him but at the same time eh? Guess when you're the head of the FBI it comes with the territory

When you're the head of the FBI, you should know enough about security to protect your shit.

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zarkanian sh.itjust.works zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
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Just him being a fucking dweeb. Lamest man you've ever seen in your life.

Reminder that K-Pat wrote not one, not two, but three children's books which are fairy tales where Donald Trump is a heroic king who battles against villains named Hillary Queenton and Sleepy Joe and is aided by Kash the Distinguished Discoverer. As a reward for this, he was made head of the FBI!

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_stranger_ lemmy.world _stranger_@lemmy.world
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I feel kinda bad for him but at the same time eh? Guess when you're the head of the FBI it comes with the territory

I feel bad for the Iranian hacker that was all set up for a 10 day hackfest to get this done and had to stop 5 minutes in after "password" turned out to be the password. He probably never even got to project any code on his face during a montage. Absolute tragedy.

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EnsignWashout startrek.website EnsignWashout@startrek.website
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Reminder that K-Pat wrote not one, not two, but three children's books which are fairy tales where Donald Trump is a heroic king who battles against villains named Hillary Queenton and Sleepy Joe and is aided by Kash the Distinguished Discoverer. As a reward for this, he was made head of the FBI!

Reminder that K-Pat wrote not one, not two, but three children's books which are fairy tales where Donald Trump is a heroic king who battles against villains named Hillary Queenton and Sleepy Joe and is aided by Kash the Distinguished Discoverer.

So I was curious, and...uh...
https://isbnsearch.org/search?s=Kash+patel

W.T.F.

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EnsignWashout startrek.website EnsignWashout@startrek.website
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I feel bad for the Iranian hacker that was all set up for a 10 day hackfest to get this done and had to stop 5 minutes in after "password" turned out to be the password. He probably never even got to project any code on his face during a montage. Absolute tragedy.

I heard their hoodie was actually still hanging on the corner of the bed. Didn't even get to put it on.

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EnsignWashout startrek.website EnsignWashout@startrek.website
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When you're the head of the FBI, you should know enough about security to protect your shit.

When you're the head of the FBI, you should know enough about security to protect your shit.

Yes. These have been... interesting times.

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PhoenixDog lemmy.world PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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When you're the head of the FBI, you should know enough about security to protect your shit.

When you're a chronic alcoholic with memory issues appointed to the head of the FBI by someone who's fucked and murdered kids for fun, you probably don't know shit.

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sober_monk lemmy.world sober_monk@lemmy.world
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I heard their hoodie was actually still hanging on the corner of the bed. Didn't even get to put it on.

"Fuck me, the Adderall hasn't even kicked in yet."

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Ravel sh.itjust.works Ravel@sh.itjust.works
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Reminder that K-Pat wrote not one, not two, but three children's books which are fairy tales where Donald Trump is a heroic king who battles against villains named Hillary Queenton and Sleepy Joe and is aided by Kash the Distinguished Discoverer. As a reward for this, he was made head of the FBI!

That's funny he makes himself a sidekick in his own story lmao

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zarkanian sh.itjust.works zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
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Reminder that K-Pat wrote not one, not two, but three children's books which are fairy tales where Donald Trump is a heroic king who battles against villains named Hillary Queenton and Sleepy Joe and is aided by Kash the Distinguished Discoverer. So I was curious, and...uh... https://isbnsearch.org/search?s=Kash+patel W.T.F.

Yeah, I saw that, too. I wonder how many of those are written by AI.

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WandowsVista lemmy.world WandowsVista@lemmy.world
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let me guess, he's a money grabbing POS?

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bss03 infosec.pub bss03@infosec.pub
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#26 · (edited) Quote Reply

I wonder if he's got any opinions on revenge porn or deepfakes (or a combination) that he might be convinced into changing by being "mildly" victimized.

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