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The writers of real life have been fired. You're hired to write what happens next. How will you turn things around?
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FreshParsnip lemmy.ca FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-07-02
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Rhynoplaz lemmy.world Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
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Really depends on who the audience is.

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TropicalDingdong lemmy.world TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-29
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Turns out Trump's mom is actually just Trump wearing a wig.

Tap for spoiler

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wizardbeard lemmy.dbzer0.com wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-06-16
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All the problems are just fixed via ridiculous deus ex machina. All of them.

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kinkles sh.itjust.works kinkles@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-03-25
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I’m doubling down for the series finale

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WatDabney lemmy.dbzer0.com WatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-12
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I introduce a mechanism by which lying solely for ones personal benefit and to the detriment of others causes an instant and invariably fatal cerebral hemorrhage.

I'm not entirely sure how that works out, but I'm more than willing to find out.

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southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic) sh.itjust.works southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-19
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Total baby face and heel swap. All the villains become the good guys, and the good guys immediately betray them as a cage descends

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bizarroland lemmy.world bizarroland@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-08
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Rocks fall, everyone dies.

Then, in the afterlife, the battle royale begins, where everyone is in their ideal body, and the top 50% get to go into eternal paradise.

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chicken lemmy.dbzer0.com chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-06-30
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The dinosaurs return from their excursion into outer space and reclaim the earth. It turns out global warming was a planned terraforming scheme all along to restore the planet to their preferred climate. The dinosaurs have a much nicer and more equitable society than we do. Some humans survive, kept in a human preserve in Antarctica, the dinosaurs feed us tasty snacks.

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folaht lemmy.ml folaht@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-09-01
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"..and then all the celestial objects in the universe kept rotating and orbiting like they have always done.
Please continue to rotate celestial objects. We love you. Signed, Folaht."

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Black616Angel discuss.tchncs.de Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-06-24
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Turns out Trump's mom is actually just Trump wearing a wig. ::: spoiler Tap for spoiler :::

I think you got that mixed up. Donal Trump is just "his mom" with orange color on her face.

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